The Knight Stooges
In Star Claws
In the sky we see King Nightmare's big jet flying towards the sky. And we cut to see King Nightmare and his buffoonish henchmen Slice and Dice as they are flying in the sky. (King Nightmare is on the left, Slice is on the middle, and Dice is on the right).
"Soon the world will be a vacant lot for us to build on." Said King Nightmare. "Prepare for splash down Slice." He ordered as he pointed his right index finger for a splash down. Then Slice took control as he pushed a few buttons of the big jet. And they've landed on the water of New York City near the Statue of Liberty.
"Now to erase all the cities from the face of the earth, with my laser eraser." He said as he raised his left arm up and puts it back down again, as he laughs evilly as he grabbed his laser eraser with his right hand from the left side of his armor. And he blasted it on the Statue of Liberty, as the laser light slowly went down erasing the Statue of Liberty.
Meanwhile at the knight stooges junk company, the stooges are relaxing on their respectable chairs, with remote controls on their hands. (Connor's on the left, Georgia's on the middle, and Owen's on the right).
"Haa, this is the life." Said Owen in a relaxing tone.
"Yeah we may never have to extend our limbs again." Said Georgia as she turned her head to the left so she can see him with a smile on her face and raised her hand in a concussion manner and pointed her left index finger up. Then they've pressed the buttons of their remote controls with their right and left index fingers, which activated their robot counterparts. (Connor's robot is on the left, Georgia's robot is on the middle, and Owen's robot is on the right).
"Thanks to our new robot servants. R2-Georgia, R2-Connor, and R2-Owen." Said Connor as their robot counterparts began to walk towards them. But R2-Owen began to bump R2-Connor four times.
"Watch where you're going tin brain." Said R2-Connor as he turned his head to the left so he can glare at him.
"Sorry Connor, brr! Must be a boo-boo in my boobtube, mmppp! Nyuk, nyuk, ppp! Nyuk." Joked R2-Owen as he spin his eyeballs four times and went wide. Then the robot counterparts saluted their bosses. (Georgia's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Connor's on the right)=(R2-Georgia's on the left, R2-Connor's on the middle, and R2-Owen's on the right).
"Alright Owen, it's your turn to do the chores. So program your robot." Said Connor as he turned his entire body to the right so he can see him with a smirk on his face, and turned his entire body back to the left so he can see their robot counterparts with a smile on his face.
"Sure Connor." Said Owen as he agreed with Connor. Then he grabbed his remote control with his left hand and began to press buttons with his right index finger.
"Brr! Brr! R2-Owen, didi. At your surface." R2-Owen as he jumped two times and started to lean back and forth.
"I'll have a shake." Said Connor as he sat down on his respectable chair.
"I'll have a shine." Said Georgia as she pointed her left index finger up and her shoes.
"And I'll have a shake. Strawberry and very thick." Said Owen as he pressed a few more buttons with his right index finger and placed his front hand on his right hip.
"Brr! Brr!" blared R2-Owen as he jumped two times. Then he sprinted towards the stooges and do his work, but due to his stupidity, he did it the wrong way. First he put shoe shiner on a brush and rubbed it on Connor's face while he closed his eyes as R2-Owen brushed his face with both of his hands and threw away in the backward way. Then he grabbed a black cloth that's on the left side of the junk company and rubbed it on Connor's face, and he tossed it away to the left. Then he grabbed a cup of shaving cream with his left robot hand and dabbed it with a brush with his right robot hand, and he brushed it all over Connor's clothes. Then he grabbed a shake mixer with his right robot hand that was inside his robot stomach as the mixer began to mix the thick strawberry shake, and poured it on Connor's pants. Then he turned his entire body to the left and he walked away in a fashionable manner as Connor glared at him for his stupidity then Owen and Georgia came with smiles on their faces.
"Hmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry in your politin my favorite nyuk, nyuk." Joked Owen as he and Georgia placed their front hands on their hips. (Connor's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Georgia's on the right).
"I'll fix that rotten robot once and for all!" growled Connor as he grabbed his remote control with his left hand and pressed the buttons with his right index finger. Then R2-Connor turned his entire body to the left so he can see R2-Owen, and turned his hands into tools which causes R2-Owen to jump in shock. (the right hand turned into a screwdriver, and the left hand turned into a wrench). Then R2-Owen turned his entire body to the left and he ran away with R2-Connor chasing behind him.
"I'll fix that rotten robot once and for all!" said R2-Connor as he tried to disassemble R2-Owen.
"Woo, woo, woo, br! Woo, woo, woo!" yelled R2-Owen in fear as he tries to run away so he won't be disassembled. Then Owen looked at it in remorse as he turned to the right so he can see Connor.
"Hmm! A knight's robot against a robot." Said Owen as he pointed his right index finger as he turned his head back to the left so he can see the two robots again and placed his right arm back down and placed it on his right hip again. "That's two against one." He said as he grabbed his remote control with his left hand and pressed the buttons with his right index finger. And we cut to see R2-Owen running away, but due to Owen using the remote control R2-Owen turned his entire body to the right and he ran the other direction and both robots crashed into eachother. And both of them exploded destroying them. And the stooges watched it in dumbfoundation.
"Jeez, those robots are dumber than us knights." said Owen in dumbfoundation. Then R2-Georgia came along and played a holographic projector appeared and landed on the ground and Princess Twilight appeared.
"Look, it's Twilight in person." said Georgia as she claimed to be Princess Twilight in person.
"I never realized she was so short." said Owen as he claimed Princess Twilight to be so short.
"That's a projected hologram you holo head." said Connor as he corrected Owen that's a holographic projector of Princess Twilight.
"King Nightmare is erasing your cities with his laser eraser, stop him." ordered Princess Twilight as she ordered them to stop King Nightmare from erasing every cities in the world.
"Into our armors!" yelled Connor as he pointed his right index finger up, while he looked at Owen and Georgia. Then he turned his entire body to the left and grabbed his remote control with his left hand and pressed the buttons with his right index finger. And because of it the two robots repaired themselves, then they ran to the right to get the miniballs. And once the stooges grabbed their miniballs from their robot counterparts and they've pressed the buttons with their right thumbs and magic came out of the minibals and it now covered them.
"Knight stooges!" (Connor) And once the magic cleared out, they are now in their armor.
"Away!" (Connor, Owen, and Georgia) Then they're robot counterparts grabbed onto the back of their armors as they're being dragged.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" (Owen)
Meanwhile King Nightmare is erasing the city clean from the right side of the city, to the left side of the city.
"Bandit at six o'clock." said Connor as he looked through his binoculars as he's riding on their own rocket ship. (Georgia's on the left riding on their rocket ship, Connor's on the middle riding on their own rocket ship, and Owen's on the right siding on their rocket ship that he's driving).
"Good, it's only quarter past five, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." joked Owen as he looked at his watch that is on his left wrist as he lifted it up so he can see it, and puts it back down as he laughed. Which causes Connor to put down his binoculars and turn his head to the left so he can glare at him.
"Six o'clock is down there bird brain!" said Connor as he pointed his right index finger down to the now erased city with his right index finger, while Owen turned his head to the right so he can see him with a smile on his face and flinched back because of what Connor said. "Open bomb bay doors, and fire warning shot!" he said as he put away his right index finger and continue to hold his binoculars with both of his hands. Then the bomb bay doors opened and down the door are Owen's feet as he used his extendo spell and began to walk on the end of the big jet. And the feet turned to the left and continue to walk while it made a loop around it, and they went into the big jet's window. And we cut to see the feet walking inside the big jet and the feet stopped right behind King Nightmare, and so he turned his entire body to the left so he can see the feet in confusion.
"What's this?" he said in confusion. Then the warning sign began to fly over to King Nightmare, and he grabbed the warning sign with his right hand and read what it say's. "Surrender in the name of the knight stooges." he read the warning sign out loud. Then he ripped it eight times as he laughed evilly and he dropped it, then he leaned down and grabbed the feet and tied them on a pole with a tight knot.
"Full spped, sideways!" he ordered while he turned his head to the right and pointed his right index finger. And we cut to the outside of the big jet and it went sideways to the right side, as it began to tie the stooges' rocket ship with every spin it's got. And once the rocket ship is fully tied up the big jet flew straight and it tightened the stooges' rocket ship and they're heads popped up. (Connor's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Georgia's on the right).
"You really put your foot in it this time toe head." said Connor as he glared at Owen for this mess. then the stooges' rocket ship began to fall. "Abandon rocket!" he yelled as they are now falling down from the sky. Then they've unwrapped Owen's feet to the right on the left side of their rocket ship, and one by one they all jumped out of the rocket ship.
"Gerana-Larry!" yelled Georgia as she jumped out of their rocket ship first.
"Gerana-Curly!" yelled Owen as he jumped out of their rocket ship second.
"Gerana-Moe!" yelled Connor as he jumped out of their rocket ship last. Then they've used their parachute spell so they can land safely without getting themselves hurt. "There." he giggled. "That'll teach Nightmare he can't get rid of the stooges so easily." said Connor as he turned his pupils to the left so he can see Georgia, and so she can see Owen, and so he can see Connor with smiles on their faces. But King Nightmare saw it through the computer as he laughs evilly while he placed his hands on his hips.
"The fools are no match for my laser eraser." said King Nightmare as he placed his hands down and he uses his right hand to pull the lever and it activated the laser eraser, and it fired at the stooges' parachutes from Owen's to Georgia's.
"Nnnnnaaaaauuugggghhh!" they yelled in shock as they both looked up to see their parachutes being erased. And they both looked down as they're about to fall down onto the city. "Nnnnnaaauuuugggh!" they yelled, and then they BAM they crash landed on the ground. And then we cut to see the stooges' armors are now damaged armors due to the crash and their heads popped up, and so they looked down on their now damaged armors in shock. (Owen's on the left, Connor's on the middle, and Georgia's on the right). Then the holographic projector of Princess Twilight appeared from a light bulb that Owen's had on his mouth.
"Nightmare is headed for Washington to erase the capitol. Stop them!" ordered Princess Twilight as she looked up to the right and up to the left so she can see them as Connor saw her, and flinched back a little bit due to her yell.
Meanwhile at Washington D.C. King Nightmare's big jet stopped on the right side f the Washington monument, and he erased the Washington monument from the top to the bottom. And we turn to the left we see the stooges came to the capitol as they watched in shock. (Georgia's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Connor's on the right).
"Yikes! He's erasing the Washington monument!" said Georgia in shock.
"This calls for the laser eraser replacer spell." said Connor as he pointed his left index finger up into the air three times.
"Oh no, not the laser eraser replacer spell." yelled Owen in shock.
"It's never been perfected." said Georgia also in shock.
"Right, so first we'll test it." said Connor with a smile as he grabbed his sword from it's sheath with his right hand and looked at it seriously.
"Good idea Connor." said Owen as he agreed with Connor as he grabbed both of his hands.
"On you." said Connor as he pointed his left index finger at him and placed his left knuckle on his left hip as he glared at him. Then Owen gulped as he let go of his hands and placed them back down, then Connor fired at him as he started to move his feet six times. (first the left foot, and second the right foot).
"Woo, woo, woo, that tickles!" yelled Owen as he moved his feet, and once the magic vanished his entire body has been erased except for his head and feet, which shocked Connor.
"Whoops! I had it set to erase instead of replace." said Connor in shock as he looked at his sword with his right hand, while Owen looked down at his invisible body from the right.
"Nnnnnnaaaaaauuugggghhhhh! I think I over did my diet!" yelled Owen in shock as he turned his head to the left so he can see the fourth wall in fear.
"There, now to replace fatso's fat." said Connor as he turned the handle of his sword to the left with his left index finger and thumb as he set it to replace with a smile on his face. Then he fired at him again as he looked down to the right so he can see his fired body, and once the magic clears out his body is back with smiles on their faces as Connor lifted his sword up and placed it on his right shoulder. "And to get Nightmare." he said as Georgia and Owen looked at him with smiles on their faces.
Later the big jet now came from the right side of the Capitol dome and erased it from the top to the bottom. Then the stooges appear as they used their own rocket ship spell, where Owen is the rocket and Georgia is behind Connor as she's grabbing onto Connor's armor with smiles on their faces.
"First, we erase." said Connor as he grabbed his sword with his left hand and he fired it at the big jet from the front to the end to the front again, and it fired again and this time on King Nightmare and Slice's head. "Then we replace." he said as he fired at it again and this time, he replaced King Nightmare and Slice's heads onto King Nightmare and Slice's bodies. (Slice's head is on King Nightmare's body, and King Nightmare is on Slice's body). And Sliced looked at Nightmare's body in shock and he turned his head to the left so he can see Nightmare's head on his body, and he turned his head back to the right so he can see Nightmare's body again.
"Hmm, now I am boss." said Slice as he looked down at Nightmare's body as he turned his pupils to the left and back to the right, and turned his head to the left so he can see Nightmare as he raises his new left arm which shocked King Nightmare on what he said. "Home Nightmare!" said Slice as he ordered King Nightmare back to the castle as he pointed his new left thumb back to the castle. Then Nightmare turned his new entire body to the right so he can walk forward for the controls to operate, while Slice turned his head back to the right while he turned his pupils to the left so he can see Nightmare with a smirk on his face as he crosses his new arms together.
"Yes, Slice." said Nightmare in defeat as he took the controls and took off for a full retreat as they headed back to the castle.
Meanwhile back at the stooges junk company, the stooges sat back down onto their respectable seats with smiles on their faces while Owen uses the remote control with his right hand to control one of their robot counterparts. Then R2-Connor appeared from the left side of the junk company with a plate full if fruit. (Connor's on the left sitting on his respectable seat, Georgia's on the middle sitting on her respectable seat, and Owen's on the right sitting on his respectable seat). Then a holographic projector has been activated by R2-Connor and Twilight appeared with a proud smile on her muzzle as she ate one of her own fruits with right hoof as he gulped down a grape.
"Well congratulations stooges, you did a great job getting rid of Nightmare and replacing all the cities." said Twilight in a proud manner, then she turned her head to the right so she can see the other two stooges while Owen turned his head to the left so he can see her with smile on his face. "By the way, how'd you do it?" she asked about how they stop Nightmare.
"It was a cinch princess, we used the sword and-" said Owen as he grabbed Connor's sword as he accidently fired at something, but before he could finish his sentence he saw something which causes him to spook. "Nnnnaaauuugghh!" he yelled in shock.
"When I get my hands on you I'll." said Connor in anger. Since Owen accidently fired it on Connor, then Owen ran towards the sunset away from Connor, while Connor tried to catch up to him so he can pulverize him. We now see Connor's body invisible except his head, hands, and feet.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" yelled Owen as he's running away from the partially invisible Connor.