LAB BROMANCE
Lyrics by Sonic Stratagem. (Original song: "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga).
Loki:
Nooo...
Caught in a lab bromance!
Nooo...
Caught in a lab bromance!
Black Widow:
Na na na Natasha
Roma, Romanova
XX-chromosomas
Want no lab bromance!
Na na na Natasha
Roma, Romanova
XX-chromosomas
Want no lab bromance!
Hulk:
I'm green and ugly
Captain America:
And I'm Mr. Freeze!
Both:
We both get snugly
With our man made of steel
Iron Man:
I'm Tony Stark!
Stark, Stark, Stark
I'm Tony Stark!
Bruce Banner:
I want your gamma
The touch of your rays
Loki:
I want to subjugate the whole human race!
I want your hearts!
Heart, heart, heart
I want your hearts!
You know that I'll rule you
That I'm here cause I need to
Caught in a lab
Lab bromance
All:
I want your serum, I'm taking a chance!
You and me create a lab bromance
I want your spandex scientific advance
You and me could make a lab bromance!
Loki:
Nooo...
Caught in a lab bromance...
Nooo...
Caught in a lab bromance...
Black Widow:
Na na na Natasha
Roma, Romanova
XX-chromosomas
Want no lab bromance!
Captain America:
I'm extra virgin
Not a man nor a boy
Iron Man:
I'll rub your body down
With olive oil
Black Widow:
No time for love!
Love, love, love
No time for love!
Captain America:
I want his psycho
That tesseract stick
I want his leather every day of the week!
I want that god!
God, god, god
I want that god!
Loki:
You know that I'll rule you
That I'm here cause I need to
(Cause I'm a Norse god, damnit!)
Caught in a lab
Lab bromance
All:
I want your serum, I'm taking a chance!
You and me create a lab bromance
I want your spandex scientific advance
You and me could make a lab bromance!
Loki:
Nooo...
Caught in a lab bromance...
Nooo...
Caught in a lab bromance...
Black Widow:
Na na na Natasha
Roma, Romanova
XX-chromosomas
Want no lab bromance!
Na na na Natasha
Roma, Romanova
XX-chromosomas
Want no lab bromance!
Loki:
Work, work Erik Selvig
Open up the portal for me
Work, work Erik Selvig
Open up the portal for me
Work, work Erik Selvig
Open up the portal for me
Work, work Erik Selvig
We'll open up the gates to Hel, see
Don't want no love, I don't need no romance
Cause I'm a god, I'm just caught in a lab
Je suis Asgardien
Mais je parle francais...
Où est mon frère?
I don't wanna speak french!
I don't wanna speak french!
I don't wanna speak french!
Ma french c'est mauvais!
As bad as I am!
All:
I want your serum, I'm taking a chance!
You and me create a lab bromance
I want your spandex scientific advance
You and me could make a lab bromance!
Loki:
Nooo...
Want no lab bromance!
(Caught in a lab bromance...)
Want no lab bromance!
Want no lab bromance!
(Caught in a lab bromance...)
Black Widow:
Na na na Natasha
Roma, Romanova
XX-chromosomas
Want no lab bromance!