Yeah, I know, I haven't updated in awhile. But I'm starting to run out of ideas and characters. So now I have resorted to the good ol' classic tales. Who cares if they only showed up once in the series? It's a series about fairytales, right? Right. So, in other words—I need characters to write about.
Disclaimer: It's a good thing their last name is Grimm. It would suck if they had to be referred to as the Sisters Fitzgerald.
Cinderella:
1. Shoes Saleswoman:
"Girl, those heels would look fine on you!"
"But they're glass. Isn't that a hazard?"
"Only if you trip a lot…"
2. Farmer:
"We here gawt the larjist pum'kin this side of the Mississippi."
Pumpkin. Emphasis on the pumpkin.
3. Book Editor:
"Cindy, you do realize that 'dictionary' isn't spelled d-i-c-k-s-h-a-u-n-a-r-i-e. Didn't you ever learn to spell?"
"Not really—my stepmom locked me away for half my life to clean; not learn 'lose silly little letters.'"
"You have some serious family issues…"
4. Social Worker:
"It's okay, hun—tell me what happened."
*poor, poor little defiled kid* "They… they locked me in a closet. My only friends were the mice that hung out in the eaves…. Um, Ms. Social Worker Lady, why are you twitching?"
"Bad memories. Ba-a-a-ad memories."
5. Matchmaker:
"He's perfect for you, honey—nothing like that little (the following words have been blocked for you, the viewer's, sake) Prince Charming that left me for some bimbo princess. All because my castle was 'too small!' Too small my tiara!"
And that is the chapter! I have a feeling that this story (okay, it's not even a story) will never find the right spot to end. Maybe once the last SG book comes out I will find the right place to end it. But as long as there are fairytales, there's the need for my spoof!
Next is…
R&R