101 Ways to Kill Scrappy
A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
Disclaimer: When it comes to whether I own the copyright to Scooby-Doo, the answer is NO.
Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): (Throws toast to reviewers) I had a very busy weekend, so I'm sorry for updating. Because of this, not only will the third part of the Trilogy of Tough Love be released today, but the twenty-seventh chapter will also be released.
Happy (now belated) Presidents Day!
Method Twenty-Six: Archery
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Let's face it- dogs are different from us. Apart from the obvious stuff such as they have tails and fur, they have fewer taste buds, supposedly sniff each other's butts (never saw my old dog do it, though) and mark their territory. However, if there is one thing that dogs and humans have in common, it's that love usually, well, sucks. This is a story which supports this statement.
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It was still Valentines Day and the two Scoobies were dying to become Scooby Dee's soulmate. However, they hid in the same bush where they were going to jump out and give her a heart shaped box of Scooby Snacks, so they growled at each other and started biting and hitting each other.
When Scooby-Doo bit Scooby Dumb's ear Mike Tyson style, however, they both ran into the house in order to obtain bows and arrows and they started shooting arrows at each other. (Unfortunately for you Lord of the Rings- nay, Legolas- buffs, it wasn't exactly as cool sounding as you would expect as not only did the arrows have pink tips, but there was also a lack of Orlando Bloom (Sorry female Orlando Bloom fans!)) This went on until they heard the front door open; Ruby Doo, Scooby Dee and Scrappy had just arrived from Valentine's Day sale shopping. They stared with horror as Scrappy's mother and Scooby Dee starting hugging and kissing him for helping. (Little did they know that he was actually looking for a PS2 game that Scooby Dee bought for him.)
The puppy's fate was sealed when the female dogs left the room since the two Scoobies grabbed him and tied him to an archery target. They then aimed their pink tipped arrows at the puppy, fired, and positively porcupined the puppy.
As soon as they were 100 percent positive that he was dead, Scooby grabbed the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society's killing methods book and the duo attempted to resurrect the puppy with the spell in the back of said book. However, it backfired and Scrappy came back as a full fledged zombie. (The reason for this is still unknown, though a few souls believe it was because the two Scoobies mispronounced about 85 to 97 percent of the spell.) Whatever the reason was, the two dogs ran out of the room in terror as the slow moving zombie puppy shuffled closer and closer to them. They were just about to become Purina Zombie Puppy Chow ™ when the puppy was shot to death by two members of…
THE I HATE SCRAPPY DOO SOCIETY!
As they were thanking their saviors, the two Scoobies were punched in the head until they became unconsciousness, were tied together with rope, and thrown into the backseat of the nearby I Hate Scrappy Doo Society van with Scooby's four human friends. (Oh, the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society members resurrected Scrappy with the spell in the back of their society's killing method book before they made their hasty giveaway.)
End of Chapter Twenty-Six
A/N: That, my friends, was the final part of the Trilogy of Tough Love. Did you like it? Please comment!
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91
(PS- This chapter was a hybrid of ideas/inspiration from Dark Taliz, Dean, and my ideas. (Throws the two of them additional toast))