What is Kevin planning you ask? Here is the chapter you have all been waiting for! The boomerang episode! Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun!

"Damn it Eddy! It's too cold to be out here." Alice yelled at the short boy ahead. She only wore her black tank top and it was twenty degrees out in the end of February. The two walked alone through the woods on a cold Saturday morning.

"It's not my fault that lumpy decided to hide my magazines out here!" He shot back.

"Why the hell did I have to come though?"

"Because you saw where Ed buried em!"

"Then ask him to help! He's got a jacket at least."

"That guy forgot again. Now tell me where it is again."

"You would have remembered if you weren't so busy yelling at Alex!"

"Hey, that ditzy blonde kept on kicking my-"

"STOP!" Eddy looked behind him to see Alice at the edge of a hole. He looked down to see he was walking on air, then fell to the bottom with a loud thud. Hidden under a layer of snow was a large lump, he brushed te lump clear of snow to find his box of magazines.

"FINALLY!" He did a victory dance with the box and slipped on something underneath it. Alice slid into the hole with him and helped Eddy up.

"What'd you step on?"

He picked up a very familiar piece of wood from under his foot. His brown eyes opened wide and his mouth agape. "OH SHI-" Too late.

"Uh, Eddy? What is it?" Eddy looked at Alice with a glazed look in his eyes. In his hand was the dreaded boomerang. "...fuck." Alice began to back away slowly from the now motherly Eddy,

"That isn't a nice word dearie! Now lets have some makeovers and I'll change your diaper!" Eddy said excitedly. Alice turned on her heel and bolted out of the forest with Eddy chasing her. He left the box of magazines back in the hole.

"I still don't understand why you girls like this game so much." Double D said, all four of them were circled around the table playing poker. Ed won again and shoveled his winnings into his mouth. Alyssa smacked her hand of cards onto the table.

"That's the fourth time already! This time, I deal the cards." Alex said, reaching for the deck then the front door slammed open then shut. Something smashed against the door too. Alice ran into the room and hid underneath the table. Everyone looked underneath to see Alice curled into a ball and rocking back and forth. "Geez Alice, crazy much?" Alice poked her head between Alex's legs.

"It's here... THE CRAZY BOOMERANG IS HERE!" She slipped back in as soon as someone started to bang on the door. "Make it go away... make it go away..." Alice mumbled. Double D looked outside the window in Alyssa's room to see Eddy holding the boomerang and pounding on the front door.

"Cmon Alice! We have so much to do! We have to go shopping, get our nails done, go to the spa-" Double D shut and locked the window.

"I thought we got rid of that when we threw it in the lake..." Double D said, stressing at the table as Ed and Alice barracaded the door. Eddy continuously banged on the door and it burst open, all of the stuff thrown out of the way and Eddy had a creepy grin on his face. His hair was all curly and he looked gay.

"Someone get that thing away from him!" Alice called out from under the table. Alex leapt at Eddy and snatched the boomerang out of his hand when he was using it for a backscratcher. Alex picked up a book from the ground and placed it on the bookshelf.

"You all should really take care of the books around here! They are infinite tools for knowledge you know." She said, posture more prim and hands at sides. Double D felt like he was looking at his mother. She quickly tied her hair into a bun. "What is this? A young lady should not be hiding under the table or wearing such ATROCIOUS attire!" She pointed to Alice who's head was sticking out from under the table. "Young ladies should not speak to a man before they come of age! And you boys should not be allowed in the same room as these girls until you are eighteen!"

"Okay, I've had enough of this." Alyssa said, walking up to Alex.

"And YOU young lady-"

"Aw shut up already Alex, you sound like my grandma." She snatched the wooden thing from Alex's hand. "You should like, be more like me! Why can't you like, wear more pink? Ugh! This is so annoying, like, I hate black like, so much!" Alyssa then started to walk around complaining that there wasn't enough pink and repeating the word like in every sentence.

"What the hell... she's almost as annoying as your sister Ed." Eddy whispered to Ed. His hair was now back to normal and the gayness was gone.

"Like, my mom is so like, annoying! All the guys like, have no taste and like-" She tripped over a bag on the ground and the boomerang was caught by Alice. Alyssa rubbed her head and blinked a few times. "Who has the boomerang?"

"Meeeee! Oh, my, gawd! This is totally adorable, I sooooo want to buy this. Oh no, i totally forgot I have cheerleading practice. Might as well practice heeere! Give me a P! Give me a E! Give me a-" WHAM! Alice was knocked unconcious by Alex.

"I hate those cheerleader snobby types... they creep me out too much." She said with a scary face.

"This annoyrhing article of wood has caused me enough embarrasment as it is!" Alex looked at Double D wtih a sly look on her face and picked up the boomerang with a pair of tongs. "W-what are you doing Alex?" She approched him and shoved the boomerang into his hat before he could react, then shoved him and Alyssa into an open closet. She placed a chair to hold the door I to place.

"Hey! Let us outta here!" Alyssa yelled as she banged on the door and jiggled the knob. She could hear everyone's laughter on the other side.

"It's so hot in here..." Cue the saxophone music. Alyssa turned around with wide eyes to see Double D tugging off his shoes then socks. "Why is so hot Alyssa? It's March and I'm sweating so much." He asked. His whole body was drenched in sweat.

Outside the door

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Alyssa screamed. They were all laughing their asses off.

"Let's leave the love birds to their buisness." Alex said.

"They are gonna make kissy kissy!" Ed exclaimed.

"Hey, you wanna go grab something to eat at the candy store? My treat." Alice said, snickering.

"Oh yeah! Let's go!" Eddy grabbed Alice by the hand and dragged her out of the house. Ed and Alex ran after them.

Back inside

Alyssa had her ear pressed against the door with her eyes wide. "Damn them... When they open this door I'm going to kill those guys for ditching us in here." Cue the saxophone again. Double D groaned from behind her.

"All this closed in space... it's making me feel hot again." She heard the sound of clothes hitting the floor. "Aaahhh~ Much better..." Then she felt him press up against her back. "You feel so soft and cold Alyssa. It feels really nice..." She see that his shirt was off right now and he had her pushed against the door.

"Lord God have mercy on me..." She mumbled.

Outside

Everyone had bundled up and walked to the candy store. Eddy was practically drooling on the entire way there. "Your drool is going to freeze sooner or later if you keep doing that Eddy." Alice remarked.

"Be quiet already."

"So you don't want me to buy you a jawbreaker?"

"No, WAIT!"

"Hey guys, Eddy doesn't want a jawbreaker! I guess I'll just give his to Alyssa or something..." She teased. He was glaring at her the entire walk there. Ed had a lot of snow building up in his unibrow and it looked like he had a major case of dandruff. He tried to blow it off but it wouldn't go away.

"Hey dork." Eddy looked up from his arguement with Alice to see Kevin with his snowboard.

"What do you want shovel chin?"

"Oh nothing. Can't I say hi to you and your girlfriend once in a while?" Kevin winked at the scowling Alice.

"She's-"

"I'm not his girlfriend!" Alice interruppted. Her face was burning from both rage and embarrassment.

"Really? Cause I was wondering, maybe we could hang one of these days." Kevin offered to Alice, his hand on her shoulder. Eddy's fingers flexed and a large flame of anger sparked. What I wouldn't give to punch him straight in the-

"No thanks Kevin. Not interested." Alice brushed him off her shoulder and continued to walk to the candy store. Eddy gave Kevin one of his obnoxious grins and followed Alice. Kevin's teeth clenched, not noticing Ed and Alex pass by.

She doesn't wanna go out with me? Fine, time for plan B...

In the closet

Alyssa held a broom in front of her, a pathetic tool for defense as Double D now stripped off his pants. The weird lump in his hat showing where the boomerang was. I've gotta get that thing out of his hat before he gets anymore weird ideas.

"Hey, can I touch you again? My skin feels really sticky and warm... I need something to cool down." He began to walk towards her. Alyssa raised the broom and smacked him in the face with it, making him land on his butt. "Cmon... don't be that way." He said as he got back up and cornered her. A plan of desperation formed in her mind.

"I'm sorry about this Double D." She threw the broom on the floor and hugged him.

"Why would you be sorry about-" She ripped his hat and the boomerang off.

Back outside

"My god, and did you see his FACE? Priceless!" Eddy relished in the memory of the victory over Kevin. It wasn't every day he got away with that kind of thing. Alice laughted along with him as they sucked away on the jawbreakers. Alice was eating a lollipop and two jawbreakers in her pockets for Alyssa and Double D.

"We seriously need to make more scams, I'm running out of spare change." Alice said, flipping a dime on her fingers. "Right now I've got about three dollars in quarters and a few hundred saved up." Eddy gaped at her with dollar signs flashing in his eyes. "No, I am not spending it on jawbreakers. I'm saving for something else. There's nothing bad about saving money."

"Oh come on!"

"No! Now I gotta throw this wrapper away, so wait for me okay?" Eddy groaned but nodded. Alice looked around for a garbage can and found one on the empty sidewalk. Eddy saw her walk off towards it, but also saw Kevin walking towards her.

Shit. That guy never gives up does he? Eddy asked himself then followed behind, staying out of Kevin's line of sight.

"Hey babe." Eddy was hiding behind some bushes, clenching the branch with such extreme force that it nearly disentigrated in his hand.

"My name isn't 'babe'. It's Alice. Now what the hell do you want?" Eddy grinned. Thatta girl, give him a good sock in the jaw too while you're at it.

"Oooh, I like em feisty. I was wondering if you reconsidered that date?"

"The answer is still no. I prefer hanging with Eddy and the guys."

"Why do you even LIKE hanging with that loser?"

"If I wanted to hang with a loser, I'd be dating you by now." Ooooh, burrrn! Eddy thought. He liked how Alice's rudeness was directing at someone he didn't like rather than himself.

"Well, this might change your mind." Kevin started to get closer to her. She tried to step back but he took her wrists and tugged her closer. She had an extremely disgusted look on her face. WHAT THE FUCK! Eddy sprang out of the bushes and punched Kevin straight in the face. The surprise made him let go of Alice and fall on his butt on the icy sidewalk. He looked up, ready to cuss the bastard off when he saw that Eddy's eyes were practically gleaming with a killing intent. Alice didn't look too amused either.

"You'd better leave now, before I murder you right here and now Kevin." Eddy said. Kevin laughed.

"What would a measly shrimpy dork like you do to me? Unless you're gonna make Alice do all the work for you." Alice was going to come up to him and kick him til he was dead until Eddy stopped her with his arm. He strode up to him and kicked him clean in the gut, sending him reeling into the trash.

"Where he belongs." Eddy grabbed Alice's hand and they walked away. Did he just... protect me? Alice wondered. Meanwhile, Ed and Alex were watching the whole thing. She also had the videocamera of her cell phone on.

Back at the house

"Again! I'm so sorry Alyssa! I had no idea what I was doing!" Double D apologized for the fifth time. He was now back in his clothes with a full blown blush on his face. They were all sitting on the couch, Alyssa glaring hard at her so called friend Alex with a red face.

"I can't believe you! Locking me in a closet with a sweaty and stripping Double D? Did you get high in the brain or somethin?" Alyssa continued to yell at Alex as Ed now held the boomerang, all smart now.

"This boomerang, created in the 1300's seems like, should be properly disposed of. Rather than throwing it randomly into some lake or hole, I think we should give it to maybe a researcher or-" Alice ran inside with a happy expression.

"Okay guys, I sold that thing on USELL for thirty bucks to some random dude in Montana. Gotta wrap it so..." Alice took out a pair of tons and ripped the boomerang out of Ed's hands and scampered back into her room.

"At least we won't have to deal with that thing anymore." Eddy said, leaning back. Double D sat next to the more relaxed Alyssa, since she was able to vent, it was safer to sit near her now that she was done. Three angry faces peered through the window as Alyssa leaned back as well.