Harry Potter and the Polar Bear
Chapter 26: Chanpagne Showers
One day Harry Potter went into a club and grabbed a bottle and started to sing.
"Snake that bottle and make it... pop! Aaaaaaaah; my eye. The cork is in it! Take me out of my misery!"
Bang!
Ron Weasley's pistol started to smoke as Harry Potter's lifeless body hit the floor.
60 years later in heaven...
"Went I said take me out of my misery, I meant to take the effing cork out of my eye, not kill me, goddamn it!"
"Wahtev's"