(Authors note) "Well readers this is the final chapter of the Chronicles of King Joffrey. The main reason for this is I want focus all my writing time on my own books I am currently working on. Thank you to everyone who read, favorited, and followed the story! I Also wanted to give a very special thank you to StarSnow who reviewed nearly ever chapter I wrote!"
Sansa and the members of the small council traveled to the arranged meeting place that was agreed upon with the Starks. The trip was awkward for almost everyone. Cersei was hoping Joffrey would show up at the last minute and stop whatever Sansa had planned. Petyr Baelish was telling Sansa how to be a good representative of the king. Tyrion was actually happy someone else was in charge of the meeting besides the ticking time bomb known as Joffrey. Varys was going through letters he had received before they departed. The Hound and Bronn were to act as guards in case things got out of hand.
"So Lady Sansa how are you taking this situation of representing king Joffrey at a meeting with your family?" Tyrion asked.
"I'm happy to see them." Sansa replied. "As for being Queen Sansa of house Lannister. I still don't believe that is happening."
"I don't either." Cersei replied with an angered look. "Don't worry it won't last long. Joffrey will be back any minute and represent himself at the meeting with the Starks."
"I'm afraid that will not happen." Lord Varys cut in after reading a letter from one of his birds. "I just received ill news that Joffrey was arrested for theft and destroying an Agarthan airport." Cersei quickly grabbed the letter. After reading it she tore it up.
"Nothing to fear they will realize who Joffrey is and quickly release him."
"I agree that will happen, but it will take time." Tyrion added.
"What do you mean?" Cersei asked.
"Joffrey was in his pajamas and most likely ran into the airport like a madman." Tyrion replied. Cersei screamed at Tyrion for insulting the King and an augment started among the Small Council members. Sansa quickly grew tired of the shouting and screamed in a voice similar to Joffrey.
"Everyone silence!" The shock of this quickly stopped everyone.
"How dare you tell me to be quiet!" Cersei yelled.
"The queen will do as she likes!" Sansa screamed back, then she started to laugh. She was actually enjoying being Joffrey for the day.
Agartha at the same moment
Joffrey sat in the airports dimly lit prosecuting room. He had spent the last several hours screaming and demanding to see Lord Winston. Airport security had tried to get information out of him, but Joffrey only ranted. Finally they allowed Joffrey to use his phone call which he used to call Lord Winston. Joffrey burned with rage as the phone rang in his ear.
"Hello this is Lord Winston." He said in a jolly voice.
"Lord Winston this is King Joffrey!" Joffrey screamed in raged. "How dare you threaten to attack my kingdom!"
"What are you talking about?" Lord Winston asked. His tone changed from happy to a tone of shock and surprise. Joffrey screamed about how he needed to pay taxes on the technology, the fact that he needed to rush to Agartha in his pajamas, and the fact that Lord Winston was going to bomb his kingdom. By the time Joffrey was done screaming his vocal cords were shot.
"I don't know who called you but that was not me, or anyone else in the Agarthan government." Lord Winston paused for a few seconds. You must have gotten scammed." Joffrey felt like a fool when he heard that. Now it all made sense.
"What did you say… What did you say!" Joffrey screamed realizing he had been tricked by an unknown person. Lord Winston quickly thought of something to say that would rectify the situation.
"Joffrey we will do everything in our power to capture the scammer. Where are you now?" Lord Winston asked.
"Being held at the Agarthan airport!" Joffrey screamed. "I demand to be released." When Lord Winston heard Joffrey was being held at the airport he quickly got off the phone with him and ordered he be released. About half an hour later all the paper work and red tape was taken care of and Joffrey was released free of all charges. The second Joffrey got out of the prosecuting room he got back onto his plane and headed back to Westeros.
Westeros a few hours later.
Robb, Catelyn, and a few Stark men waited at the meeting point for the Lannister. Robb only brought a small force and left Talisa back at the Stark camp. Just in case this was a trap or something went wrong. Soon the Lannister's royal carriage arrived. Tension filled the air as the door opened and Tyrion opened the carriage door and got out.
"Hello lord Stark." Tyrion said as he walked over to them.
"Greetings lord Tyrion. Where is King Joffrey? " He asked wondering why Joffrey was not the first person to come out. Tyrion paused for a few seconds then said.
"He is not here."
"King Joffrey agreed to this meeting and now he cannot even show up?" Robb said in an angry voice.
"He left in a flying machine in a panic and put me in charge." Sansa said. Catelyn quickly ran over and hugged her.
"I don't believe for a minute that Joffrey put Sansa in charge of this meeting." Robb said.
"I don't either… But it happen." Cersei said in an annoyed voice.
"Why would he do something like that?" Robb asked.
"Because he was in a panic and Joffrey is a fool." Sansa answered. After half an hour of still trying to figure out if the situation was real or not Sansa finally convinced her family that this was no joke so the negotiations started. For hours the Starks and Lannister talked about how to end the war. After getting nowhere Sansa ordered everyone but Tyrion to leave so the meeting could finally get somewhere. After several more hours of talking a deal was finally reached. To end the fighting the Land would be divided up between the Lannisters, Starks, and Targaryens. Daenerys was currently at war with house Tyrell. However she trusted Robb and said she would go along with any deal they made. The deal they reached was this.
The Lannister's would get the Lands of King's Landing, Casterly Rock, The Iron Islands and Dragon Stone, Once Stannis was defeated. The Starks would keep the north alone with the Eyrie and the River lands. Walder Frey would just have to deal with this. Part of the deal was the Starks would allow the Lannister's to travel though the River Lands to get between King's Landing and Casterly Rock. Daenerys would get The Reach and Storms end. Since Sansa had become good friends with Tyene Sand she made sure Dorne remained an independent nation.
"I cannot believe it, but we finally worked out a deal that seems fair to everyone." Tyrion said.
"If Joffrey agrees to this." Robb replied.
"According to him the only thing Sansa did not have the power to do is anything that would harm the Lannisters, and ending the war helps us greatly!" Everyone exited the negotiations tent to inform the others about the good news.
Joffrey was sitting down looking out the window at the Westeros country side. He wanted to get back to the Red Keep and forget this nightmare ever happened. Suddenly Joffrey remembered the meeting between the Starks and the Lannisters, and that he left Sansa in charge. Joffrey ordered the pilot to head for the meeting place at once. Ten minutes later Joffrey's plane was flying as low as it could. Joffrey could see small people and horses in the distance. Thinking the plane could stop complete Joffrey started to open the fuselage door so he could take control of the situation and show his new found power to the Starks. Joffrey ripped the door open. Suddenly a burst of wind sent Joffrey flying out of the plane. Joffrey was screaming and holding onto the door for dear life. Everyone on the ground looked up as Joffrey's plane flew overhead.
"Sansa is that the flying machine you told us Joffrey had?" Robb asked in a shocked voice.
"Yes that is it, and I believe that is Joffrey hanging onto the door screaming." Sansa replied.
"The king is in trouble!" Sir Meryn screamed in a panic as he ordered the King's Guard to follow him. Cersei was screaming in a panic as her and Petyr Baelish leaped into the royal carriage and ordered it to follow the plane.
"What in the world just happened?" Catelyn asked in surprised voice.
"A normal day." Tyrion said. "We had better get back as well. I want to hear how Joffrey got himself into that mess."
"Ok." Sansa said. "Since the war is over I am going home. However I have to admit being held hostage by Joffrey was more enjoyable then I thought it would have been." Sansa. She and Tyrion shook hands as he got on a horse and rode back to the Red Keep.
"Take care of yourself." The Hound said. "If you are ever in King's Landing again stop by the Hounds fried chicken."
Kings Landing a few moments later.
Joffrey's plane finally landed. Joffrey held onto the door for dear life until a ladder was brought to him.
His has been a terrible day Joffrey screamed at the top of his lungs. Joffrey screamed and sat there for hours until the King's Guard and everyone else arrived. Sir Meryn and Cersei leaped out and ran over to Joffrey.
"Everyone leave the king be!" Joffrey screamed. "I don't want to hear about almost falling out of the plane."
"Joffrey." Tyrion said. "I have a document here that will end the war and give you a kingdom just confirm the deal." Without thinking Joffrey quickly signed it, and stormed back to the Red Keep.
Later that night Tyrion and Bronn were in the tavern celebrating the end to the fighting.
"I cannot believe our war with the Starks is finally over." Bronn said.
"Neither can I." Tyrion replied. "I just wonder how long it will take for Joffrey to realize what he has signed." At that same moment Joffrey stormed into the tavern.
"Uncle! Is it true you tricked me into signing a document that gave up half my kingdom, and let Sansa go home!" Joffrey screamed in a rage.
"Yes." Tyrion replied. "The kingdoms you gave away were the same kingdoms you had lost in the war and were not going to get back."
"I'll have your head for this trickery!" Joffrey screamed.
"The war has not ended yet. You still need to take the Iron Islands and Dragon Stone. I only decreased the amount of people you needed to fight. Plus I got rid of the Starks."
After hearing that Joffrey walked into this chamber and shut the door. He would not admit it, but he was glad Sansa was not around to prank or torment him anymore. Joffrey laid down in bed thinking of a Kingdom without the Starks. Joffrey's thoughts were interrupted when he noticed a thread with a note attached to it. Joffrey had to pull on the note hard and heard at slight ripping noise. Thinking nothing of it Joffrey read the note which said.
"Had fun being a royal hostage. Here is my last gift. From Sansa!" Joffrey noticed the ripping noise was louder. Suddenly the bottom of the bed gave way and Joffrey fell into a pile of sheep droppings. Joffrey quickly got up and screamed.
"All have your head!" Joffrey stopped screaming when he heard wood breaking. Joffrey looked in horror as the bed pillars gave way and the top of the bed came falling down on him. "NOOOOO." He screamed as the top of the bed struck him sending him face first into the sheep droppings.
Events that happened to each character after the series ended.
Joffrey's madness still filled King's Landing until his eighty seventh name day. On that day the relative of the mule that killed Orson Lannister kicked him in the head and killed him.
Daenerys fought a war with Stannis and was able to take Dragon Stone. Where she ruled and established a kingdom of peace and honor. That is until Viserys glued himself to her throne.
Sansa and the Starks returned to Winterfell and lived happily ever after.
The Hound became a successful business man with the Hound's Friend Chicken spreading across the entire seven kingdoms.
Tyrion stayed on as Joffrey's hand of the king. He was able to mostly undo the negatives Joffrey brought on daily and made King's Landing a better place for all the people. Flea bottom was a lost cause however.
Bronn remained Tyrion personal guard. Later on he become head of the riot control gold cloaks group that patrolled flea bottom.
Eventually the scariness of Kings Landing became too much for Lancel. One night during a massive thunder storm. He ran out of Kings Landing in a panic to get away from the scary noise. After that he was never seen again and no one knows what happened to him.
Since Joffrey never married Cersei stayed on as the queen mother until the end of her days.
Due to Sir Meryn continuous failure as leader of the King's Guard. Jamie was made leader of the King's Guard when the war ended. Sir Meryn remained on the King's Guard only with a reduced role.
Once Dragon Stone and the Iron Islands were taken Tywin was made Lord of Casterly rock. Where is stayed and removed himself from Joffrey's daily nonsenses.
Grand Maester Pycelle, Petyr Baelish, Varys, and Qyburn served on the Small Council for years to come. Eventually Qyburn was giving the title of Grand Maester after Pycelle burned down half the Red Keep during a failed experiment.