HEY GUYS!
So typing this on wordpad sucks, it's so much harder to spell check and blah blah blah.
This was a pain, i spent a good 6-7 hours typing this lol.
ALSO!
The haunted house i am woking at, Statesville is going national thursaday. The traveling channel is dropping by to check us out! Apperently we made the "Top 12 crazies things to do in North America!"
Oh yeah! :D
Such a proud maniac, the bruises and soreness are so worth it some nights! Now some reviews.
PenguinBandit523: *Enters Kasuka* Huh, honestly, this seems kind of random to the story. Does he have a specific role in this, or something? :/ *Ponders*
It's finally come down to war. I'm not a war supporter, personally, but this situation Needs to end, so I say Bring on the battle. *War Face* I hope they get enough people on their side, it can be difficult since Yoshihiro has info on everybody - they'll either side with him to keep their dirty little secret, or go against him so that he's no longer hanging over their head, is the way I see it. Complicated stuff. Smh
Love the fluff in the chappy btw. :3 I don't know how u manage to make it fit with all the crazy that goes on, but you do. x) *Applauds u for ur awesome writing*
BB: Kasuka, no purpose, Old man on the other hand. Sort of. Lol, thank you, aww shucks! You're making my face all tomatoe colored! (/)
Rikka-Tan:i really love how you always able to make me drown in fluff and adorableness, you really spoiled us so XD
i'm interest, i'm excited, i can't wait to see yoshihiro got knock down, just return back the favor in the most awesome (cruelest) way ever! *evil smirk
things got even more amazing. now we got to know that shizu-chan broke off his fake engagement, as well as we got to see his family. now i wonder what their role would be :3
i like the first idea, the yakuza and color gangs war one (or both of them seems interesting to me) :D
maniac ward? that looks like some crazy and scary role, lol XD
BB: I'm like the weather man, feels hen fluff then more feels! Kasuka has no role but to be there! Hajime has a role.
Also, i got an awesome message on tumblr, twospookypenguins, who ever you may be. That made my day that day, thank you. 3
Also, i didn't share this last time cause my whole computer thing but Rikka-tan, her and her beautiful self did a drawing for me for my birthday! It was adorable, and i am so happy she did! :3 Makes up for my family forgetting and being jerks. 3
The link: rikka-hime () deviantart () com /art/Shizuo-VS-Hio-329417046 [replace () with periods andtake out spaces]
she did such an amazing job, i think i asked her if i could marry the drawing... xD
Okay, on with the story!
Finally!
"W-Welcome home Hajime-sama, Kasuka-san!" they greeted.
The elder man known a Hajime and Kasuka stepped inside the house, they waited for the blonde to come greet them. When that didn't happen, the elder man tapped his cain on the floor hard.
"Where's Shizuo?" He asked with a hard stared.
"Hajime-sama, Shizuo-dono is with the Awakasu-kai at the moment. I will contact him." Kisaki informed as he rushed to greet him.
"Kisaki, still on the top of the members i see. Why is he at the Awakasu- Yet again?" Hajime asked.
"Is Onii-san okay?" Kasuka asked.
"Yes, he'll be fine now. I'm sorry Hajime-sama, Kasuka-san, he has a good reason not to be here his Honorable Grandfather and brother."Kisaki bowed.
"For his sake, he better." Hajime stated tapping his cain on the floor.
"S-Shizu-cha-a-ahh!" the lithe raven moaned out his lovers name. The blonde smiled as the raven clung to the sheets underneath him, his legs spread wide, his face flushed and begging for more.
Shizuo had two fingers inside the ravens entrance, he scissored his fingers stretching ravens hole to loosen him, he lightly nibbled on the ravens milky thighs as he worked on stretching him.
"A-Ahh... Shizu-chaan..." Izaya moaned out as the blonde struck his prostate lightly.
Shizuo grabbed on to Izaya's member and began stroking it lightly along with his fingers.
"W-wait, S-Shizu-chan t-that's my-! N-no!" Izaya panicked as he tried to cover his member.
"Shh.." Shizuo lightly rubbed Izaya's thighs trying to relax him.
"It's okay Izaya..." He gently pulled Izaya's hands away and held them to the side with his free hand. He then lowered his face to Izaya member and gave it a long lick.
"G-Gah!" Izaya flinched at the feeling of Shizuo's wet tongue, then his neck turned to jello when the blonde engulfed the tip of his cock into his mouth.
"A-Ah! S-Shizuo!" Izaya moaned as his back arched, his hips almost thrusted up for more of the blonde's mouth. Shizuo took the raven in deeper and as he was overwhel with pleasure he took the opportunity to thrust in the 3rd finger. He heard Izaya let out a lout moan, almost a scream when he started thrusting is fingers.
"G-Gah! S-Shizu- Go-Gon-ah! C-cum!" Izaya warned as he felt the muscles of his lower stomach tighten up and burn with that familiar feeling.
"Go ahead." Shizuo whispered, then went back to sucking the raven off.
"B-But y-you're on my-Ah!" Izaya's sentence was interrupted by Shizuo thrusting his fingers deeper and faster.
"C-Cumm-a-ing!" Izaya's back arched up as he came into the blonde's mouth, a satisfied scream left his throat. The blonde swallowed most of it, it had an odd taste to it, but tried to ignore it and focused at the pale trembling body in front of him.
"Ah...Ah..." Izaya let out tiny pants as he tried to stop his mind from swimming in pleasure. Shizuo smiled at the disoriented raven, he sat up and held up Izaya's legs by his thighs. Izaya looked up to see Shizuo's face close to his, the blonde had a small amount of residue of his cum. Izaya licked his lips then leaned up to lick it clean, then kissed his blonde. Shizuo smiled into the kiss.
"We're not done Izaya." He whispered playfully into the kiss, Izaya let out a whimper as he felt the blonde rub his erection against his puckered entrance.
Izaya focused and realised their position, Missionary, Shizuo was looking straight at him and he could see all of Izaya. Izaya could feel his face become hot at the thought of the blonde staring at him.
"S-Shizu-chan..." Izaya whispered.
"Hmm?" the blonde hummed.
"T-This position... I-I don't like it..." Izaya whimpered.
"Why?" Shizuo asked with a confused face.
"I-It's embarrassing... You can see me..." Izaya admitted.
The blonde stared at him for a moment then chuckled, "That's the point Izaya..." Shizuo whispered as he kissed Izaya's temple.
"I want to see your face, last time i didn't because it wa your first time, and you were embarrassed. But now, i want to see you, i want to see your face, your body. All of it. And i want you to see me." Shizuo explained as he nuzzled the ravens neck.
Izaya couldn't help but want to cry at Shizuo's words, he wrapped his arms around Shizuo for a tight hug, which the blonde stretched his arm towards the dresser where an uncapped tube of lube sat, he picked it up and squirted a large amount onto his hand then tossed it to a side of the bed. He rubbed the lube onto his painfully hard erection, his breath hitched when the cold substance made contact with his hot skin, he rubbed the access lube onto Izaya's entrance.
"Ready?" The blonde whispered, he was fully turned on, he wanted to make the raven his once more.
Izaya nodded, the blonde grabbed his dick and guided towards Izaya's entrance. He pushed the head in and noticed the slight look of pain that passed the ravens face. He pushed in a bit more, he could hear the raven breathing hard along with the small whimpers that left his mouth.
"You okay?" Shizuo asked.
Izaya nodded biting his lip, "D-Don't stop..." he whispered.
Shizuo nodded, he took in a deep breath and decided to get the beginning over with, he suddenly bucked his hips fast thrusting his member inside to the hilt.
"Ahhh!" Izaya screamed at the sudden thrust, his back arched as his body gave out tiny shivers.
"Sorry." Shizuo whispered as he kissed Izaya's cheek, Izaya nodded with a whimper and wrapped his arms tighter around he blonde.
"I'm going to move, okay?" Shizuo kissed Izaya's neck, he felt Izaya nod. He pulled his hips back a little only thrust back forward. He did small thrusts, and with every thrust Izaya let out quiet moans.
"S-Shizuo.." Izaya whispered grabbing ahold of the sides of the blonde's, Shizuo paused and stared at Izaya. he could feel his eyes go wide at the ravens expression, his eyes were glazed with lust and slight tears, his mouth was gaped open gasping in air with a slight line of saliva dripping down his mouth, and the words that left those sinful lips struck something in him.
"More..."
One simple word.
Shizuo grabbed ahold of Izaya's lips and began to thrust harder and faster causing the raven to scream out. Shizuo was now on a mission, one simple mission. Make Izaya experience so much pleasure, the only way he'd ever be able to orgasm was if Shizuo was doing him. He would make sure Izaya's body remembered him, and only him.
"Ah! Ah! S-Shizuo! T-There!" Izaya screamed as Shizuo focused on his prostate. Izaya was moaning and screaming for more, Shizuo was sure if the raven knew how he was acting he'd want to hide his face from embarrassment,
"Does it feel good Izaya?" Shizuo panted into Izaya's neck, he began to suck and bite at the pale supple flesh leaving marks of possession.
"Ah! G-Goo-Ahh!" Izaya couldn't even make words, Shizuo began to pinch and play with Izaya's nipples. He rolled the hard numbs with his thumbs feeling how perky they were, Izaya's body always looked so cute. Shizuo leaned in and began t bite and suck on Izaya's nipple.
"What was that Izaya? I can't understand? It's good?" Shizuo asked the last word with a hard thrust causing Izaya to scream out.
"Y-Yah! G-Good! Moar!" Izaya screamed out, Shizuo smirked widely at the image in front of him.
He leaned in and began to kiss Izaya jaw line, the raven was still a bit out of it but cold feel Shizuo's kisses. He turned his face to kiss the blonde, the two began to kiss deeply, their tongues playing with each other.
"S-Shizu.. I'm almost..." Izaya panted into the kiss.
"Me too..." Shizuo whispered back, he grabbed a good grip on Izaya's hips then anchored himself on his knees raising Izaya's hips high. Shizuo began to thrust faster aiming at the ravens prostate, a hard thrust aimed perfectly.
"Ah! I'm C-umming!" Izaya screamed, he arched his back, his hands gripping the sheets underneath him tightly as his orgasm hit. His member shot off the white cum, due to his position it splashed on his chest and some on landed on his face. His mind was gone, he was breathing hard the last thing he registered was something hot flooding his insides sending him on a state of nirvana.
"I love you..." The blonde whispered into the kiss.
"I love you too.." Izaya whispered back barely keeping consciousness, then darkness.
Shizuo wiped Izaya's body down with a wet towel, a smile plastered on his face as he cleaned Izaya down. Izaya had passed out after his second orgasm, which was surprising.
'Must have been some orgasm.' the blonde chuckled a his mental thought.
After cleaning and dressing the raven he decided to take a shower, and get ready for what he had planned for today.
After getting dressed in a his usual white suit, pink button up, vest and tie he walked up to the bed where the raven slept. He leaned down and placed a kiss on the top of his head, "I'll be back soon..."
He left the room quietly trying to not wake the sleeping raven, he walked down the hall of the awakasu-kai household. He took out his phone from his pocket and checked the time, 1:15.
The meeting starts at 1:30, Shiki and Akabayashi were amazing enough to contact their most trustful allies. He reached the meeting room, once he opened it he saw many recognizable faces.
There were 6 authority figures counting Shiki and Akabayashi.
"Hello." Shizuo greeted as he entered the room, they all greeted with a slight head bow.
"So, why was this meeting called upon hmm?" the only lady in the room asked, she wore a red suit jacket with a matching skirt. was up in a bun, she looked classy.
Name Akira, head of the Motoyokoo.
They had a small group in Ikebukuro, but their headquarters were located elsewhere. She wanted Shizuo to marry his daughter at one point.
"Have you finally considered to marry my daughter?" She asked with a coy smile.
"No Akira-san. I have someone already." Shizuo chuckled.
She pouted her lips and shrugged.
"Besides Akira's second question, we all want to know why where here." a man with short brown hair with a neat trimmed beard asked.
Name Akihiro head of the Sumiyoshi-rango.
They're an Allie of the Awakasu-kai, they were strong with the exporting merchandize out of the country.
Another gentleman sat quietly with a small smile on his face, he looked awfully relaxed.
Name Takai head of the Kazumi-gumi.
"I hope it's important, it isn't usual to call the heads of the family for a meeting so rushed." an elder man spoke, he was thin, white hair with a white mustache. he had gentle eyes, pale skin, his wrinkled face smiled.
Name Hotaka head of the Tamakichi-kai.
This man was the one that surprise the blonde by being here, the Tamakishi-kai were a very big group, they had groups all over Tokyo, all over Japan. They were a very a big family to get ahold of. If they could get his help, they would be set.
The best thing among these four, they had something a common.
A common hate for Yoshihiro.
"I've asked Shiki-san and Akabayshi-san to gather you to discuss something important with you," Shizuo paused to look at the faces in the room.
"I need your help and support."
"On what?" Akira asked looking intrigued.
"Taking down Yoshihiro Orihara." Shizuo answered.
The name alarmed them, Shizuo could see they were interested now.
"What are you planning?" Takai asked looking up at him.
"I wanted to make a war plan, i wanted to take him on." Shizuo answered truthfully.
"You just want to go and attack him straight on?" Akihiro asked with a chuckle as he scratched his beard lightly.
"No, like i said, i need to make a plan." Shizuo answered.
"What is it that you need, men, weapons?" Akira asked.
"No, something much more difficult." Shizuo answered.
"What are you asked for son?" an elder voice asked, Shizuo looked up to see Hotaka staring at him.
"Information, and a Distraction." Shizuo answered him.
"Information and a distraction?" Akihiro asked scratching his beard.
"yes, i need to know the location of Yoshihiro, his allies, his followers, things like that. And once i have that, i need to distract him with a fake plan so i can attack him smoothly with my men." Shizuo answered.
This began a dispute among the the others, Akira was hesitant but said she would help if Shizuo married is daughter, which he refused. Akihiro and Takai began arguing on how this was either a good or bad idea. Shiki sighed at the arguing and Akabayashi was enjoying the show.
"Okay." one simple word stopped all the bickering.
Shizuo looked at the person who said it, Hotaka.
"R-Really?" Shizuo asked surprised, he others looked just as surprised, his answered caused the others to re-think their answers. They agreed to help, once a strong person agrees, the other decided to follow.
"Yes. I will help you. I am not fond of Yoshihiro, he is not a big threat but it be best to take care of it now before he becomes something i must worry about." Hotaka explained honestly.
"Thank you." Shizuo bowed his head to them.
"So really plan to bring war to Yoshihiro?" Hotaka asked to make sure.
"yes, the Heiwajima along side with the Awakasu-kai have decided to bring Yoshihiro down, even if that means war." Shizuo answered.
"What is this i hear about war?" A voice asked, it didn't sound like it came from the ones in the room, but it was familiar to Shizuo. The blonde turned his had to look at the door, his eyes went wide at the figure that stood there.
"Ojiisan, Kasuka..." Shizuo said almost in a whisper.
Hajime and Kasuka stood at the door with Kisaki behind him, Kisaki looked surprised almost shocked, Kasuka had his regular poker face on and Hajime looked serious, almost angry.
"What do you mean the Heiwajima are going to war Shizuo?" Hajime asked hitting his cain against the ground hard.
"What are you doing here?" Shizuo asked staring at them.
"When you didn't answer your phone we decided we would come to you." Hajime answered.
"Ojiisan i" Shizuo was cut off by his grandfather.
"I did not allow you to become the head of the family just so you could destroy it Shizuo!" Hajime said loudly, those words stung. Shizuo had always tried what was best for the family, even though this was the last thing he wanted.
"It's not like that!" Shizuo yelled.
Hajime looked surprised at the raise of Shizuo's voice.
"You dare speak to your grandfather like that! I leave you for a few years, and you lose respect for me!? I didn't leave you so you could start a war!" Hajime yelled, angered now.
"But'" "No! I will not allow this Shizuo!" Hajime yelled cutting off the blonde.
"Come, Kisaki, take us home." Hajime ordered, Kisaki looked fluster, he didn't know what to do.
"Wait." Shizuo said calmly.
"What?" Hajime asked..
"What do you mean you won't allow it?" the blonde asked.
"Like you heard it, I will not allow it." Hajime repeated.
"With what authority?" Shizuo asked.
Hajime looked at Shizuo enraged and shocked by the words.
"Last time i checked, i was the head of the Family, not your Ojiisan... I am now taking responsibility, you can't say you won't allow it. You have no word in it." Shizuo spoked staring straight at his grandfather.
Shiki and Akabayashi looked surprised, they knew Hajime's temper, not even Kenta went against his fathers wishes. For Shizuo to do defy Hajime, that showed Shizuo had taken full control now.
"I thought you said you didn't want to be the head of the family?" Hajime asked slowly.
"That was then, this is now." Shizuo answered honestly.
Hajime didn't answer, he turned to look at Kisaki who stared at Shizuo with new found respect and admiration. Kasuka had a hint of surprise in his face, which was odd.
"Very well." Hajime answered with a sigh, he turned to leave.
Hajime began to walk down the hall, Kasuka followed wordlessly along with Kisaki,
"He has grown." Hajime stated.
Kisaki nodded.
"This is good, Shizuo may grow to be a better leader than I." Hajime stated looking at Kisaski.
"He is Shizuo Heiwajima, Ikebukuro's strongest man and the head of the Heiwajima after all." Kisaki stated proudly.
"Are you saying I am weak." Hajime wacked Kisaki with his cain. Kisaki rubbed his head where Hajime's cain made contact.
"N-No, Hajime-sama, I'm just agreeing with you he has grown." Kisaki answered flustered.
"Hmm... Keep an eye on him though... He's still has a lot more growing up to do." Hajime added.
"Of course Hajime-sama." Kisaki bowed, he then took the two Heiwajima's to the main home.
"Shizuo looked at the people in the room, they looked confused. He looked at Hotaka who seemed normal, "Will you still help?" Shizuo asked him.
Hotaka nodded making the blonde let out a sigh with releaf.
For the next hour they began to plan a strategy, Motoyokoo and Kazumi-gumi would take care of the information gathering. Sumiyoshi-rango and Tamakichi-kai would take care of the dristraction.
After the clock hit 3 they decided to call it a day, they had other appointments to get to which the blonde completely understood. Even Shiki and Akabayashi had meetings, after their formal goodbyes the blonde walked back to the room where he had left the sleeping raven. Once he opened the room he saw Izaya sitting up on the bed hugging his knees.
"Izaya?" Shizuo called the ravens name as he walked up to the bed.
Izaya looked at Shizuo startled, then quickly smiled for him relaxing his body.
"Shizu-chan." Izaya greeted the blonde.
"What's wrong?" Shizuo asked sitting on the bed, he slowly stripped himself of his suit jacket and vest only leaving him with his pink button up and tie.
Izaya sighed and plopped down on the bed, "I don't want you to go to war..." Izaya whispered.
Shizuo sighed, he leaned in close to Izaya and wrapped his arms around the raven pulling him in close to him.
"We've talked about this Izaya..." Shizuo sighed.
"I know..." Izaya quietly sighed aswell.
After a few moments of silence passed Izaya turned his body o look at the blonde.
"Shizu-chan." Izaya whispered.
"Hmmm?" the the hummed kissing Izaya's forehead.
"Can i see Hio?" Izaya asked quietly.
Shizuo looked down at Izaya's face, he looked depressed now.
"Sure." Shizuo answered.
"Now?" Izaya asked.
"Yeah, we,ll leave after you get dressed," Shizuo smiled.
"Okay." Izaya smiled back.
"Oh, which reminds me, if we're going to my house, you'll meeting my grandfather and brother." Shizuo added.
"Eh?" Izaya asked confused looking at him.
"Uhm, Shizu-chan. I understand we're going to your house but... Why did these two have to come with?" Izaya asked confused, his twin sisters clung to him. Shizuo chuckled at the twins clingyness, he was a tad jealous but dealt with it since they were his sisters
"Shiki said it be best to take them to my home, since we would be planning at his. Best to keep them ou of the way." Shizuo answered.
"They just pushed them off on you now,"
"Iza-nii is soo mean," one of the twins whined, she had glasses and brunet braided hair.
"Iza-nii... Mean..." the other agreed, she had short brown hair.
"you know, i never got their names." Shizuo scratched the side of his face awkwardly.
"I'm Mairu!" the one with glasses and braided hair answered.
"Kururi..." the other one whispered.
"Mairu is loud, Kururi is kinda shy." Izaya explained.
"I see, nice to meet you then. I'm Shizuo." Shizuo smiled at the twins formally introducing himself.
They stared at him for a moment, then turned to his brother.
"Who is he? Is he your boyfriend Iza-nii." Mairu asked.
"Yeah... Boyfriend?" Kururi repeated.
"I'm still here you know, and i could answer that. Yes, i am." Shizuo answered making Izaya blush.
"S-Shizu-chan!" Izaya whined embarrassed.
"What? Am i not?" Shizuo asked with a sad face.
"N-No, you are..." Izaya admitted with a blush.
The twins stared at his brother's flushed face, they found it funny to see their brother in this state.
Once they arrived at the Heiwajima Home, Shizuo opened the door letting the 3 Orihara's out.
"Are you ready to meet my grandfather Hajime, and my brother Kasuka," Shizuo smiled grabbing Izaya's hand.
"So i finally get to meet your famous broth-" Izaya paused at his sentence then turned to look at his sisters.
"Uh, I-I think it be best if they didn't see your brother... They're huge Yuhei fans..." Izaya whispered.
"How bad can they be?" The blonde smiled.
"They're horrible." Shizuo greeted his teeth as the twins hung from his arms, he had to pry them off his brother. They had clung to him the moment they saw who he was, he thought maybe they'd fawn over him and ask for his autograph not stalk him around his home.
"I'm sorry Shizu-chan..." Izaya apologized.
"Why didn't you say your brother was Yuhei! We love him! Iza-nii! Marry Shizuo, then we'd be Yuhei's sisters-in-law!" Mairu cheered
"Marry... sisters-in-law!..." Kururi repeated.
They were walking down the hall to take his sisters to their own room, and for his brothers safety he had guards cover his door.
"Will you two shut up!" Izaya whined blushing.
After dropping the twins off at their new room Shizuo and Izaya headed towards the elevator.
Shizuo paused when he saw his grandfather walking towards him.
"I-Izaya, This is my grandfather Hajime Heiwajima." Shizuo introduced him, "Ojiisan, this is Izaya. He's... He's the person i love." Shizuo stated.
Hajime had stopped when he heard Shizuo introduce him, Hajime stared at the blushing raven in front of him.
"Orihara Izaya?" Hajime asked, Izaya flinched but nodded and bowed.
"I've heard of your father, Yoshihiro." Hajime stated.
Izaya stiffened at his father's name, Shizuo greeted his teeth.
"Are you a corrupt informant like him?" Hajime asked.
"Ojiisan!" Shizuo yelled stepping in front of Izaya.
"Don't talk to him like that! You asked before why the war right? I'm doing it for him, the only way to make sure he'll be safe is to take down Yoshihiro, his father." Shizuo explained.
"Shizuo... Is he worth starting a war?" Hajime asked.
"To me he is..." Shizuo answered truthfully, he grabbed Izaya's hand.
"I see... I apologize, nice to meet you Izaya." Hajime said.
"N-nice to meet you too..." Izaya let out.
Hajime began to continue walking, "Are you mad at me?" Shizuo asked causing him to stop once more.
"No, I'm not actually. I put my trust in you the day i gave you the tittle as head of the family Shizuo, I trust your judgement, you are the head of the Heiwajima family after all." Hajime answered and continued to walk away.
"Ojiisan..." Shizuo whispered.
"He doesn't seem to like me..." Izaya said quietly.
"Naw, you'll grow on him. He's just a bitter 'ol fool." Shizuo joked trying trying to make Izaya laugh.
Wack!
"Ow!" Shizuo held the back of his head, he turned to look behind to see his angered grandfather.
"Ojiisan!" Shizuo yelped, he then saw what hit him, the cain.
"Is that how you talk about your grandfather to people?!" Hajime yelled.
"And here i had thought you grew up, i guess i was wrong!" Hajime wacked the blonde one more time before walking away mumbling something under his breath.
Shizuo rubbed the back of his now injured head glaring at the old man walking away, he turned to look at Izaya who was trying his best not to laugh.
"You think that's funny huh?" Shizuo smirked, Izaya ran before the blonde even had a chance to grab him.
"Hmmm, a war huh?" Yoshihiro smirked.
"Sounds fun doesn't it?" he asked.
"It sounds dangerous." a blonde boy answered.
"It does, but I have the help from you and many other gangs. I own you." Yoshihiro turned and smirked at the blonde boy, the bandana around his neck a bright yellow.
"We know..." His brown eyes stared at the floor solemnl
such a peda to type.
Okay, so i think i might end this at 32 maybe earlier.
Sadly sinc ei don't have time...
I'm like... Getting bored, i have it finished but since i can't type it up it's just sitting there...
MOCKING ME!
Review! Lmao