Text Message

by across-the-sun

A series of text message one-shots between John and Sherlock. Most are Johnlock orientated. Other characters will be involved too. Prompts welcome! JOHNLOCK, so if that's not your cup of tea then don't drink it. Enjoy! Rated T for safety but rating could go up for some chapters, depending on what prompts are recieved. Open to any requests!

26. Marriage - Wedding

26. Marriage/Wedding

Note: Sorry for the short break! Have been a busy busy bee! =)

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Bored. - SH

Sherlock. It's impolite to talk during a service. Texting also applies to that rule. - JW

Then why have you replied? - SH

Sherlock. Stop it. It was a (helpless) attempt at making you stop. - JW

You're bored. - SH

Expand. - JW

You wouldn't have replied unless you were anything but. You would have simply put your phone away again. - SH

Well? Any suggestions then? We're both bored and unless you have any more deductions to make, we're both finished here. - JW

Well I've got all the information I need from her wedding dress alone. - SH

Shall we ditch? - JW

After you. - SH

Okay. Leave 5 minutes after me then. I'll disguise it by making it seem like I've got a call. - JW

I'll leave it to 7 minutes. 5 is too predictable. - SH

Fine. Whatever, just don't suddenly become interested in the service and leave me outside looking like a prat. - JW

You know full well that I can't do anything about the 'prat' part, John. That's very much a self-inflicted image. But I promise to meet you outside. - SH

Good. - JW

Dodging my insults? This is new. I must conduct further experiments to decipher a reason for your sudden change in character, John. - SH

I'm starting to think staying at this wedding might not be so bad after all... - JW

Pity. I had plenty of interesting ideas, John. Ideas on how we could've cured our boredom once we'd managed to sneak out. - SH

Meet me outside in 3 minutes. 5 is too predictable. 7 is too long. - JW