Itachi's POV

Alice chuckled evily as I held her up to hang up 'decorations' on the walls. "Perfect Itachi-kun!"

"What exactly are you scheming today?" I asked, lowering her to the floor.

"Well, since our creator has spent so much time on our relationship, the others are still vague and under developed, so I'm taking things into my own hands." She smiled evily. "And when is a better time than Christmas?" Alice walked back to the supply closet, pulling out even more decorations.

"Kami-sama help them." I muttered, helping her pull a strange tree from the back of the closet.

Diana's POV

"Oh, it's so pretty alice!" I gasped, taking a cup of hot choclate Itachi handed me. The pair must have gotten up quite early to fix this up.

"What is all this?" Kisame asked, dumbfounded at the cheerful scene.

"W-what!?" I sputtered, gaping at Kisame in shock. "You really don't know?"

"No." Kisame frowned.

"It's Christmas silly!" Diana giggled. "These are decorations, like candles, a christmas tree, and of course mistle toe!"

"Speaking of which..." Alice trailed off, smirking devilishly. My mouth suddenly dry and heart pounding feircely, I dared to lift my eyes to the small branch hanging above the shark-like nin and myself.

"What's wrong?" Kisame asked, once again not seeing the big deal.

"It's the rule that when two people stand under the mistle toe, they have to...kiss." Kisame turned a light red (red damn you, not fucking purple!).

"Come on, get it over with already!" Alice encouraged or teased. My heart was pounding in my ears too loudly for me to determine which.

Reluctantly, Kisame leaned down just a little, and I shyly followed his lead, shutting my eyes tight.

"Good morning!" Brittany screamed, racing down the stairs and shoving me back before Kisame and I could kiss. My hot choclate flew out of my hand, staining Alice's clean carpet.

Alice's POV

'Damn you Brittany! Damn it, damn it, damn it!' I cursed as I furiously scrubbed at the carpet. Itachi stood close by, and I'm sure if we were in the Naruto world, he'd be sweatdropping.

"Alice, you've worn a whole through the carpet..." Tachi deadpanned.

I glanced at the spot I had scrubbed for ten minutes, and only saw hardwood. "Son of a bitch!" I screamed, throwing my bucket out the window. "First that bitch Brittnay screws up my plans, part of my carpet's gone and the damn windows busted! How could this get any worse!" Never scream that in a house full of ninja.

"Holy shit!" Naruto screamed as he raced across the living room, going straight through the wall and continued to run down the street.

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled, chasing after him. Sasuke followed close behind along with Gaara, trying to save their ignorant friend from the pinkette's fury.

I dropped to my knees and dropped my head, my bangs shadowing the top half of my face. "Why? Why does this happen to me?" I whispered, gripping my hair tightly.

Itachi lifted me off the floor and carried me upstairs to our bedroom. I sighed and buried my face in his chest, inhaling the Tachi scent. "You smell ssssssoooooo ggggoooooddddd."

I felt the vibrations as he chuckled, the sound soothing to my frayed nerves. "You need a distraction from all this for a while."

"I can think of something to do." I smirked pervertedly. Itachi rolled his eyes and lightly smacked the back of my head.

"Perhaps something everyone can do as well?"

I raised an eyebrow. "Damn Itachi, if that's how you like it." I laughed when he smacked me in the head again. "Alright, alright! How about we have a pool party?"

"Isn't it too cold for swimming?" He asked.

"We'll go to the public indoor pool. No one ever goes there, so we should be alone." i smiled, yanking me blanket over my head. "This will be so much fun!"

Rose's POV

"Poor Alice.." I muttered, looked at the damaged living room. Her ocd must be driving her insane.

"I'll go call some one to fix this mess." May offered, going to the kitchen for a phonebook.

"Yeah, you do that." nikki encouraged from the couch she had parked her lazy ass in.

"Can you cook anything Rose, un?" Deidara asked. The poor guy's somach growled loudly.

Meanwhile...

"Where did you find them?" A tall brunette man asked his partner.

"Running like crazy down town. The blonde can run like hell and the pinkette punches as hard as superman or something."

"Then why haven't they broken out?"

"We don't know."

Sakura watched the men, used her advaced hearing cause she's an awesome ninja like that.

"Oi, Sakura-chan? Why don't we just bust out of here?" naruto whispered to his teamate.

"We can't hurt them Naruto. They're not ninja, so they wouldn't survive if we went loose on them." Sakura explained. "Besides that, we need to learn how they knew we were involved."

"We need a plan." Sasuke put in. The three whispered among themselves, hatching an genious plan to save not only themselves, but their new found friends from serious shit.

Konan's POV

I relaxed on the living room couch, creasing my paper carefully to make paper swans. I smiled at the three I already created perfectly. I held up the results of my hard work and frowned at one flawed fold in the bird's head. 'How can this be? I never mess up.' I put the paper down, thinking to myself. This was not a good sign...

Sorry about the short chapter, I was more worried about getting the chapter out then working in all the details. Thanks for all the reviews, and I'm not sure if I put this in the last chapter, but all lemons will be seperate from the actual story. I'll post them as soon as my computer stops being evil.

-Jacky