Here is another chapter for you. This chapter is to my new fan sounddrive, who suggested Hoity Toity. At first I thought about using starscream as on obvious choice, but I wanted to do something different and Ratchet's relationship with the children at the start of the show came up. I thought it would be funnier. Plus I've got another 'con story coming up. This little bit is set during the episodes Master and Student and Scrapheap. Also Transformers Prime will be coming back with new episodes August 25th Yahooooo!

Hoity Toity- thinks of someone as he is better than everyone else

"Well…on our planet you would have received the highest honors!" Ratchet shouted in the air in disgust. "Absolutely no credit…" He mumbled to himself as he stomped off.

"Beep, beep, beep, boooop." Bee said.

"Indeed Bumblebee." Optimus chuckled. "Our young friends would have been wise to stray from Ratchet's path." He explained.

Ratchet couldn't believe it. He just couldn't believe it! Here he was working his aft off for the children and their "science projects" and they all returned back with bad news. See if he ever helped them again! HUMPF! He supposed it couldn't be helped anyway, since human knowledge of space and technology were far inferior to even just Ratchet's knowledge. He thought he was being "nice" for once to the children, but it had blown up in their faces, kind of like Raf's volcano. There was no way the others could help them with their projects.

"You're not experts and they're not scientists!" Ratchet insisted. Now that he thought about it, Ratchet realized that he should have let the others help the children with their projects. Let the children learn the hard lesson of failure. HUMPF! After all, Arcee could only transform into a motorcycle not build one.

"You're a human Jack. Can you build me a small intenstine." She asked. Dang it, she did have a point…buuut it was a point that SHE pointed out not Jack so good for her. At least she had learned something on their miserable time on earth.

Bumblebee was curious about everything, but Ratchet had insisted on helping with the projects and so he went off with Optimus and even then he had learned about choosing paths in the wake of Skyquake's death. At least Ratchet's METAL volcano didn't explode and the poor boy had actually objected at one point.

"Uuuumm, Ratchet, shouldn't I be doing the work?" He asked as he touched the metal.

"Jab jab jab, don't touch just watch and learn." He insisted. Well, on earth that could be considered doing the honorable thing by doing the work, but Ratchet was CYBERTRONIAN so that didn't count. Not to mention that Rafael was waaaay too small to build a volcano that size anyway and it didn't fall apart because it was made of the most faulty material ever: paper mache.

Primus help Miko and Bulkhead. Ratchet thought the girl was lucky enough to even be able to build a solar system on her own, let alone let Bulkhead hold it for her while she painted it. That big wrecker was more clumsy with his fragile equipment than he was with her project.

"BULKHEAD I NEEDED THAT!"

He sighed at that fact that he said that in the lab more times than could be counted, but it was true. Bulkhead kept braking his tools and it made it that much harder for Ratchet to work. Speaking of work, Bulkhead even had the nerve to suggest that him and Arcee were going to finish the other projects by himself.

"Riiiight. So we're just going to help Miko and Jack finish their projects." He said.

"Without my supervision! You want them to be right don't you?" He pleaded. That got their attention like it should have as the two soldiers looked at each other with confused looks. "Then watch a master at work!" Ratchet finished and yes he was a master of science. Although he should be lucky that he didn't hear Miko's comment behind him.

"Controoool freak." She grumbled to Jack.

The other's paid him no mind as he mumbled and grumbled about the negative reviews of the projects. The children were used to it by now and Arcee, Bee, and Bulkhead were out on patrol. Optimus hadn't said a word to him, for he didn't need to. Optimus knew his oldest friend would recover and move on to a different project, big or small and the thought made him smile, even if no one saw it.

Of course, no one would know that the next project would be fixing the ground bridge when a heard of scraplets nearly destroyed them and the base in their metal hunger. So many of his points were proven wrong. He always thought there flesh quality was the least interesting thing about humans, but it turns out that the flesh quality is what saved their lives alone with Prime's and Arcee. Everyone helped in every way they could, checking everyone's vitals, being on patrol for anymore scraplets, or in Miko's case a little spider. Ratchet soon realized that all that bickering, moaning and groaning had been for nothing when he summed it all up in one statement.

"We're just fortunate that this infestation happened on a Saturday."

Hope you enjoyed it and I should have another chapter up shortly. I've been very busy because I just started a new Batman story too, but like I said I'm almost done with the next chapter for the H words. I do not own Transformers as they are owned by Hasbro.