Happy Birthday To: Yanagi Renji, June 4th

Word Count: 260

Rating: K+

Genre: Romance

Warnings: Shounen-ai. Not beta'd.

Notes: My muse is still mostly gone. But I really love this pairing, even if they did come to me in a dream. (A smexy dream that a fourteen year old shouldn't be having, but a dream nonetheless.) So... yeah.

Dedication: All of my reviewers, in particular , for leaving the 150th review on this fic.

Yanagi Renji was trying hard to concentrate. He had a lab report due tomorrow and a test over the same material. Nonetheless, his boyfriend had decided to come over. And not just to watch him type.

"Renji, come ooooon," Marui Bunta said, a slight whine audible. Yanagi sighed.

"You know that I've got stuff to do Bunta. Can't we go out tomorr-"

"Nope. Because today is your birthday. Not tomorrow." Marui grabbed him arm. "We're going out tonight, whether you like it or not." And they headed out the door.

Thirty minutes later, all thoughts of homework were pushed aside as he and Marui chatted over ice cream. Then, around a spoonful of chocolate and vanilla, Marui presented an envelope.

Inside, there was a card and piece of paper. The card made him smile; the piece of paper made him grin.

"A subscription to Wired?" Yanagi definitely hadn't suspected that. After all, Marui was always trying to pull him away from his technology.

The other boy gave a one-armed shrug. "Eh, I figure I can let you be an uber geek once a month."

Yanagi raised an eyebrow. "Only once? Do you realize what the chances of that are?"

"Nope, and I don't want to." Marui shot him a playful grin as they stood up to leave. "I do, however, know the chances of you finishing that lab report tonight."

Yanagi smirked slightly as Marui pulled him into a kiss when they were outside. He also knew what the chances of that were.

Zero percent.

Ending A/N: The end! So, what did you think? Do you still think it's a crazy crack pairing? Think I'm insane? Enjoyed it? Suddenly a new pairing has entered your radar? Tell me! Yup. That's right. In a review! Why? Because I love reviews - they feed my soul. (And I want everyone to know that, while I don't always reply to reviews, I read and love every single one of them.)

Next up: Tachibana An When: June 28th. (I think Konomi-sensei may not like June...)