Is it weird to say that I already started to work on Guideline Part II :P
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC Jackie Walker
Rule #211
Keep your sexist comments for yourself
(I remember how a new recruit said that he thinks it's gross to be pregnant)
(He said that it's like a parasite is growing inside you)
(I told Loki about it)
(I never saw the new recruit again)
(Well, I knew I could count on Loki)
(He knows how it is to carry a child and be a mother)
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Rule #212 (by JannaKalderash)
Don't let Thor and Loki watch classic Disney
(You know, stuff like 'Dumbo', 'Cinderella' and 'Sleeping Beauty')
(ESPECIALLY not 'Bambi')
(Seriously, we went through three boxes of tissues when Bambi's mom died)
(At least I and Loki did)
(Thor wanted to know where we could get some roasted venison)
(Loki and me T.P'ed his room that night)
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Rule #213 (by JannaKalderash)
Don't seek Loki out for a fashion advice
(He's more of a fashionist that Lindsay Lohan)
(But he has much better taste so it's trade off…)
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Rule #214 (by 8fangirl8)
Never show Loki the 'Evil Overload's List'
(He will get too many ideas)
-I will make it quite clear that I do know the meaning of the word 'mercy'… I just choose not to show any
-I will never design and build a sentient computer that is smarter than me
(Tony…)
-I will never utter the sentence "Before I kill, you should know…"
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Rule #215
If you're making pudding, make sure to leave some for Loki
(He didn't appreciated when he found out I made pudding and didn't left any for him)
(Didn't talked to me for a week)
(It's just pudding!)
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Ruke #216
Don't burp out loud after you ate something
(It's gross)
(But it was funny when Clint burped out loud and put a hand over his stomach)
(And said: "I think it's a boy")
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Rule #217
'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' has been banned
(After several hours of lightsable duels)
(Fury had enough)
(Especially when everybody started to quote the series)
"She's learning from Loki"
(Take a wild guess who the meant)
"Listen to me! I am very rich, very powerful individual! Let me go and I can give you money beyond your imagination!"
"How come I'm the one getting caught all the time? It doesn't look good"
"I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies"
"I've certainly perfected the art of demolishing ships and almost getting my allies killed"
(Yeah, don't let me take control over the steering wheel)
"Did you train her not to follow orders?"
(Fury to Natasha after out little training session)
(I laughed hysteric when he said that)
(He didn't knew it was quote from Star Wars)
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Rule #218
"Loki is … [insert word of choice]"
-a potatobag
-a tomatosalad
-a sausage
-DöödL
-a canopener
(I can't think of any more…)
(Love you too, canopener!)
(Note the sarcasm)
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Rule #219
Don't form small balls out of bread pieces and use a spoon to test how far they can fly
(It seems like no one cares about the 'No playing with food' rule)
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Rule #220
Don't get a tattoo without telling the others first
(Steve was thinking something like 'Good girl gone bad' just because I got a tattoo)
(Not that I was ever a good girl)
(He was also surprised how I got a tattoo without the permission of a legal guardian)
(Hehe I have my ways)
(With Loki pretending to be my legal guardian)
RANDOM QUESTION TIME 8DD
Until now, what is/are your favorite rule/s?