Me: Um... hi? Well, guess who's been gone for... wow, almost a week. Well, SORRY if I wanted to watch reruns of South Park (God, they need to hurry up and make new shit D:) Ok, so...
Disclaimer: No, I don't own PPH chracters. Just this random idea that popped outta nowhere...
Me: "Remeber how it used to be in the third grade~? We used to laugh and play and cherish each day in the third grade~"
Katty: Um... read and ignore her singing...
Fuzzy Lumpkins
Fuzzy Lumpkins was leaning back in a ricedy chair he brought, his snoring loud and very noticeable. He held his banjo in one hand, the other hanging down lazily.
"Um... Fuzzy... Fuzzy..." Bubbles called softly, not wanting to anger him.
"FUZZY, WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" Brute yelled in annoyance.
Fuzzy lazily opened one eye. "A'm awake, now start." He closed
"Alright in three... two... one.." Bubbles nodded.
"A'm Fuzzy Lumpkins." Fuzzy started, rocking back and forth in his chair. "Ah have a banjo; his name's Joe. Stay offa mah property!" He then fell back asleep.
"Is that... all Mr. Lumpkins?" Bubbles blinked. He didn't answer. "Wow, um... so next is Big Billy... I'm gonna go drop Fuzzy off home..." She turned off the camera.
Katty: Why so short?
Me: "Lu lu lu, I've got some apples~ Lu lu lu, you've got some too. Lu lu lu, let's get together~"
Katty: -.- Ok, so review please! She's almost at 200 :D