Okay, this took me a bit longer to make, but I think and hope it's worth it...that is to say I hope you guys enjoy it. Cause holy shit! These reviews...they give me these feels...I can't hold all the feels guys! :D No, but seriously, thanks, I really do love the reviews...which I will now respond to!
ZM65: Well, here it is! I hope you enjoy it as well as you did the previous one!
electricksword: Well, I dunno if this is more funny or lovey dovey, or just stupid silly, but eh, I hope you enjoy this one too!
DragonicNative: Heh heh...*whispers* I don't main Shyvana, but it seemed like a good ship and story I could make *wink* Ya know? So what you're saying is...my story made you feel like people feel when they watch Gurren Lagann (I love me my anime). Anyway yay! I can make people feel emotions from my reading! That's awesome for me! Thank you, and enjoy the read please!
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Shyvana groaned as she woke up, Ahri already standing by her side, having woken up before her.
"Alcohol really hates you," she said, offering her the glass along with some pills for Shyvana.
She took it without asking before flopping back into bed, Ahri climbing in with her. "How much did I drink?"
"A lot," Ahri said with a small smile. "Not as much as me, but still, a lot for someone not used to it. I'm surprised you didn't pass out," Ahri said, rubbing her side with a luxuriously, soft tail.
Shyvana purred softly before looking at Ahri with a wary look. "Did I do anything stupid?"
Ahri tried to hold back a grin that spread across her face quickly, biting her lip, but it was no use. She cracked a wide grin and handed Shyvanana her phone, open to the video. "Oh…I don't know…" she said, a gleeful grin on her face as Shyvana took the phone and began playing the video. Her eyes grew in size as her face grew more and more flushed.
Even after the video of everything played, she remained silent with her face bright red and her hands shaking slightly. "So, what'd you think?" Ahri said teasingly, sticking her tongue out at her.
"Oh…god…" was the only thing she said. "I…I really did that?"
"Yup yup!" Ahri fell over laughing. "Your face…it's priceless…!" she fell into a fit of laughter, before getting muffled by a pillow Shyvana forced on her with her foot.
"Why didn't you stop me!?" she all but screamed at her.
Popping her head out from under the pillow she giggled. "Because it was too much fun. Did you see Jarvan's face too? It was priceless!"
"Shut up!" She threw another pillow into her face with Ahri just stayed under, giggling uncontrollably. "How the fuck am I going to explain this to him?"
She sat up again, pulling the pillow into her lap. "Just tell him you were drunk!" She gave Shyvana a sly grin. "Or do you actually enjoy the video and wish you remembered how his lips felt?"
Her face went twice as scarlet as it had been. "W-w-w-what?!"
Ahri only laughed at her discomfort. "Ah, you're so easy to get worked up and flustered. It's hilarious!"
Shyvana turned away from her. "S-shut up…"
Ahri pounced on her as she was looking away, hugging Shyvana close to her as she laughed. "Don't worry, don't worry, everything will be fine…probably."
Shyvana gasped for air and flailed around as she was nearly suffocated from Ahri's breasts. "Can't…breathe…" she said, her voice muffled.
"Woops, sorry." Ahri released her, smiling. "So, how about we get dressed and go outside for a bit?"
"Okay…" she looked at Ahri's naked form, her tails draped over her body. "How many people know about this?" she asked, staring at Ahri. She knew Ahri…and if this was the same Ahri she knew then…
"Oh…you know…" Ahri looked away and coughed. "All of them…"
"What?" Shyvana was praying she heard wrong. "Repeat that please."
"Do I have to?" she whined, but a quick look from Shyvana shut her up. She sighed and looked away, her ears flat on her head for fear of how Shyvana would react. "Everyone knows…"
Shyvana stormed up and grabbed her by her shoulders, shaking her. "How many people did you send it to damnit?!" She screamed into her face.
Ahri weakly held up her phone after Shyvana stopped shaking her, pointing to her contacts list. "Everyone is here…so I sent it directly to them…even you're here…"
Shyvana released her and flopped onto her bed, groaning as she rolled over. "My head hurts, I have a hangover, and my reputation is now ruined thanks to a video you took and sent of me while drunk*. Damn you…damn you and everyone related to you…"
"Now, now, don't be like that," Ahri giggled at how down Shyvana looked. She really is a softie inside isn't she? Even worried about her reputation, she thought silently. Aloud she said with a smirk, "You can either get up and go outside, or you can lay here in bed while I make you squeal."
Shyvana's eyes flung open and she looked at Ahri, surprised and shocked. "What?"
"Ask Sona about it," Ahri said as she stood up, heading to the bathroom. "If you're curious that is. Anyway, those are your choices. You have until I'm out of the shower to make it." She let with a smirk, but stopped as Shyvana called out.
"Don't worry, I'll go outside. I don't want to know what Sona and you have done…or what you've forced Sona to do."
"Hey!" Ahri peaked out and glared at her from the bathroom. "It was mutual!"
"Did you use any magic on her what so ever?"
Ahri opened her mouth to say something, blushed and thought better of it and left to take her shower.
"That's what I thought!" Shyvana called out triumphantly before flopping onto her bed. Oh god…today is going to be pretty shitty isn't it?
In another part of the resort, having lunch, Jarvan sat with a crowd around him, groaning in agony. He had drunk no alcohol, but he was getting pestered over the video. Shyvana's friends, Soraka, Nami, Sona even warned him about making her upset. When Sona even bothered to go out and threaten someone, or, 'explain the consequences,' as she so elegantly put it.
Now he was groaning as some guys gathered around, curious as to what kissing a half dragon felt like.
"I've told you," he groaned, his head laying on the table in defeat. "I have nothing to compare her to."
"Seriously man?" Ez said, grinning smugly. "I'm sure her lips tasted like ash or something. There was this girl I dated-"
"No, not like ash…" Jarvan interrupted him, thinking. "It was…" he let out a sigh. "I don't know. It was nice if not a bit rough."
Xin Zhao walked by and sighed. "My prince, I don't think you should be talking about such a thing here." He then continued walking as Jarvan called out behind him.
"It's not my choice! People are forcing me to do this," he tilted his head and looked at the staff jabbing him in the back of the head. "Right Lux?"
Her smile was that of a devil. Her brother had been doing nothing but talking about how amazing Shyvana had been and how cool it was that she just ran up and kissed Jarvan in the middle of their game, not paying attention to the others.
"Oh don't mind me," she said, smiling sweetly, her eyes filled with malice that could scare the devil away. "Continue."
A shiver ran up his spine. I'll pray for you Shyvana, may you live through this torture Ahri has caused for us.
"Anyway…" Ez said, smiling again. "She likes doing it rough huh? When I was traveling there was a girl I dated that liked it rough too, if you know what I mean?"
Everyone gathered groaned. "We understand what you're saying," Pantheon said, rolling his eyes behind his helmet. "Why did she kiss you like that anyway?"
Jarvan was silent long enough for Ex to jump in. "Maybe she wants the D!"
Jarvan hit him in the back of the head. "You and Ahri should marry."
Ez recoiled in horror while everyone else laughed. "What?! Why would I ever marry anyone? Anyway, do you know how many people she's been with? She probably has every STD under the sky!"
Just then a hand grabbed his hair and yanked him back, Ahri leaning over him with an oh-too-sweet smile. "Oh…? Was somebody talking about me?" She made a ball of energy in her hand and brought it to his cheek. "Oh please, continue, just ignore me," she said sweetly.
"H-h-h-hi Ahri, what's up?" he stammered out. "I-if you could just let go of my hair…"
"Oh?" Her smile became slowly more vicious as did the aura coming from her. "I thought you liked pulling people's hair? I mean, you did in bed with me…"
His face went bright red as the others chuckled at his discomfort. "N-n-now now, we don't need to tell people about that? Right? I mean, I was just talking about how awesome you are…right guys?"
Jarvan took a sip from his glass of water and looked at Ahri with one eye. "He basically called you a slut, saying you probably had every STD."
"Jarvan! How could you betray me like that…" he said, his eyes tearing up as he whimpered, scared as to what would happen next.
"Ah, is that so?" She tightened her grip, pulling on his hair so he fell out of his seat and was dragged out of the room, squirming and writhing in pain. "Thanks Jarvan." She blew his a normal kiss. "And for the record boys, I'm clean," she gave them a wink, a little bit of magic in it, but just her normal, vixen magic as she dragged away Ezreal, begging for his life, to her room right as Shyvana came out.
"Oh, hey Ahri…what's got you pissed?"
Ahri had an eyebrow twitching in anger as she talked. "Oh, nothing much, nothing much…just someone," she yanked on Ez'a hair as she said this. "Who was being a bad boy, so now he's going to get punished."
"Please help me," he mouthed to Shyvana, putting his hands up as if he was praying.
Instead of helping him, she decided to tease him a bit and help Ahri out, even if Ahri was the reason today would be shit. "Okay Ahri, have fun. Make sure not to get blood everywhere again," she opened the door for them. "Anyway, have fun Ahri."
"You bitch!" Ez screamed as he was dragged in before the door slammed shut, evil laughter coming from the inside.
And this is why you never piss off Ahri that badly, she thought, turning around only to get a faceful of Garen.
"Um, hi Garen…" she said, blinking in surprise before blushing. "You were there last night weren't you?"
"You do remember!" He hugged her tightly, crushing her body against him before releasing her. "So, can I-"
He was cut off by his sister who came up and yanked him away. "Garen, stay there," she said, treating him like a dog. "I need to talk with her, is that okay Shyvana?" she said, giving her a great big smile with a dark aura coming from her.
"Actually I was going to go get lunch-"
"Great, come with me," Lux said, pulling Shyvana away despite her protests about getting food. Pushing her up against a wall, the tinier girl glared daggers at her. "What the fuck is your problem?"
"Wait…what?" Shyvana said, clearly confused.
"You already have Jarvan, and you want my brother too?!"
"Wait , wait, wait, calm down Lux, it's a-"
"Don't call me Lux!" Lux said, interrupting her. "Call me by my full name, we're not friends!"
"Okay, fine, Luxanna." Shyvana sighed. "Look, I'm not trying to take your brother from you, I just-"
"From me!?" Lux glared at her even harder if it was humanly possible. "No, I'm more worried about Jarvan dealing with a slut like yourself."
Shyvana was taken aback. She had been called a monster, a terror on Earth, and many other things as she killed humans In their last moments, but a slut was not one. "Excuse me?"
"You heard me, a slut." She smirked. "Just like your friend Ahri! Maybe she's the one who taught you how to suck so much co-"
Shyvana snapped and reached out, wrapping a hand around her throat as she lifted Lux up, her eyes burning red with fire and hate. "Listen. Shut the fuck up and listen," she growled, her voice getting lower and deeper.
From her back grew her dragon wings and her teeth becme sharper, sulfur coming from her breath as she pulled the terrified Lux in closer. "You can call me whatever you want, but insult my friends, or do anything to me, and I will snap your neck like a twig. I'll put you in so many pieces after beating you to a pulp, that when they put you together, your own brother won't be able to recognize you." Fire licked around her lips as Lux began sweating and squirming, her eyes wide in terror.
"Understand?"
She quickly nodded, to which Shyvana then went full human again. She smiled at Lux. "Let's never have this conversation again." She then walked away as Lux fell to the floor, letting out a soft whimper in terror.
From behind a corner, Draven watched, interested. Perhaps Draven just found himself someone to help… he thought, fine with working with a Demacian for revenge.
As she went back the way she was dragged, Garen approached her again. "So can I have a da-"
She just pointed behind herself, shutting him up. "You're sister looked like she was ready to pass out. You should go help her before you have to give her mouth to mouth."
Garen went a bit red in his heeks at this but nodded and ran away. "Thank you Shyvana, I'll talk to you soon about that date I was asking about!" he said as he ran away.
Shyvana laughed nervously as she waved to him before walking away. Oh god that's going to be a pain. I could probably scare him with my dragon abilities…but he's like a dumb, cute puppy…I can't hurt him…and he's friends with Jarvam.
She looked back at him one more time as she sighed. Am I really becoming that much more like Ahri? I just tricked him like Ahri would with any man…weird…I enjoyed it! Maybe I'll try that again…No! Bad Shyvana! Don't think like Ahri.
She walked into the dining area with her head in her hand, groaning. The pounding had come back from her hangover. She walked over to the buffet car that had food on it and looked around, just grabbing whatever she could find.
She walked over to an empty table, still rubbing her head as she began nibbling on a sandwich, drinking lots of water. She only looked up when someone approached her, surprised to see Pantheon there. They didn't talk often outside of the Institute, so it was surprising.
"Hey Pantheon, can I…erm…help you?" She pointed at the hallway she had come from. "Lux and Garen are there if you're curious."
He blinked and shook his head. "Um…no, I'm not looking for them. I was more curious as to the most recent bit of juicy gossip."
"It's hopefully not what I think it is…" she looked at Pantheon who just gave her a helpless shrug. "It is isn't it?" she groaned.
"If you're referring to the video of…you and Jarvan kissing, then yes."
Shyvana flopped onto the table, groaning loudly which caught Pantheon off guard. He raised his hands and began panicking. He wasn't good with many besides Leona. "Um..I…uh…"
She sat up and looked at him. "Anyway, what'd you come here for? I assume you had something to ask me?"
As if a light bulb went off over his head, he remembered. "Ah yes, sorry." He leaned in close and began whispering. "I'm not one usually for gossip, but I wanna ask… do you have feeling for Jarvan?"
Her face went pink. "W-w-why do you ask?"
"Curiosity mainly, but also because I do enjoy Jarvan's company…" Pantheon said honestly. "So do you?"
Her face went from pink to red as she looked away from him. "N-n-no I don't…a-a-anyway can I eat my meal in peace?"
Pantheon smiled knowingly under his helment. Just like Leona, he thought as he stood. "Ah, yes, sorry to have disturbed you," he said before walking away.
Shyvana looked after him for a moment before shaking her head to clear it. She sipped from her lemonade, the heat in her cheeks slowly fading away as she just focused on not thinking about what had happened.
Her thoughts did return to it however, and they did so fairly quickly. Do I have a thing for Jarvan? Does he have one for me? Ugh! Why is this so painful to think about…well…he does look nice, she blushed a bit as she drank her lemonade, sucking even when the drink ran out.
She looked at it and went, "Oh, I need more." Standing up, she went to the cart and poured herself some more lemonade, still wondering if Jarvan liked her. She looked over and saw out of the corner of he eyes, she saw Jarvan approaching her.
Her blush returned as she saw him come up to her side. "Hey Shyvana."
She turned and looked at him. "Hi Jarvan, can I he-"
She was cut off as this time he kissed her on the lips, holding her still with his hands on her shoulders. Her eyes went wide with shock and she nearly pushed him back, but she didn't. She did however, drop her drink from the shock after a few moments.
The sound of glass shattering snapped them out of the moment, and Jarvan looked down at her with a slight blush on his cheeks. "So…um…"
Before he could say anything Shyvana wriggled out of his grasp and fled the scene, people moving out of her way as she ran out the door.
"Shyvana! Wait!" He watched her run and sighed, his cheeks still a bit pink as he turned to Nami with his hands in the air. "What does that mean?!"
From the shadows, Draven watched, taking notes. Hmm, interesting, maybe Draven can use this in his master plan…hahaha! Draven is amazing! He laughed softly, before covering his mouth and leaving the scene.
(A few minutes before the kiss)
Nami looked over at Jarvan's table, having already talked to the Prince as to what would happen to him if he hurt Shyvana, perking up as she listened.
Jax was talking. "I'm telling you, just run in, grab her, take her to your room, and bam, she's yours!"
"I have a feeling that's not the best of advice." He sighed in defeat. "Not to mention you have numerous restraining order about that." Jax fumbled with his staff as he heard that. "Have you tried it on Fiora yet?"
"WHAT?!" Jax threw down his weapon. "If I did that, she'd kill me faster than I could apologize!"
Jarvan grinned and nodded. "True, true…"
Nami stood up, sighing. Might as well help that helpless prince, she thought, getting up and walking over to them before hitting Jarvan in the back of his head. "You want help with getting Shyvana?"
He looked up and blushed, before shaking his head. "No, well, kind of, I want to know if she likes me like that first though."
"Oh that's simple," she pointed at Jax. "He wasn't entirely wrong, at least in principle."
"Ha! Wait, does that mean my technique is still bad?" Jax said after a moment of ego supporting triumph.
"Terribly wrong." Jax deflated at hearing this. "But regardless, you need to be ballsy and get her attention, doing something to make her either choose you or something else important to her." Nami grinned. "I have an idea in fact. There's no choosing really, well, there's choosing between you and nothing, but I don't count that."
"What do you mean?" Jarvan asked, confused.
"All you have to do," Nami said, leaning in as if she was conspiring against Shyvana. "Is kiss her and hold her tightly."
His face went beat red. "W-what?! No, I'm not going to do that!"
Pantheon grinned as he came back, having left to talk with Shyvana. "Ah, brings back memories…" he said, smiling wistfully.
Nami grinned at him. "Better hope Leona doesn't catch you with that look after seeing Shyvana. She might think something's going on between you two!"
"I would never cheat on Leona!" He smiled again. "Ah, she is as beautiful as the morning rays-"
"Sorry," Nami interrupted, smiling apologetically. "I'm not interested in your poetic skills." Pantheon frowned slightly, feeling a bit hurt. "What'd you get on Shyvana? What new info?"
Pantheon blushed a bit and looked away. "Should I really tell…?"
"Tell us!" The gathered champions all but screamed into his face.
"Alright, alright, calm down," he said, raising his hands. "I think she likes him, but won't admit to it. My personal belief mind you."
Some general talking started up between them as Nami looked at Pantheon. "Based on what?"
"Based on how she acted, it's a lot like how Leona acted before we became a couple…" he let his sentence hang, staring wistfully off into space.
"How'd you get her to date you?" Nami asked, knowing that this could be the way to get Jarvan and Shyvana together. When he didn't respond, she asked a second time. By then she was getting annoyed, so she snapped her fingers in front of him knowing him out of his trance like state.
"Hey lover boy! Back to reality please!"
"Oh, sorry Nami," he said, blushing as he rubbed the back of his head. "I kind of spaced out there…"
"No problem, no problem. Now," She looked at him eagerly. "How did you get her to go out with you?"
"Oh that?" he smiled wide. "I ran up and kissed her, taking her breath away before asking her out…wait…no, other way around. She ran up and kissed me, before asking me out…then I kissed her and accepted!"
"See Jarvan!" Nami said, turning smugly to him. "I told you my idea will work!"
He sighed in defeat, resting his head on the table. "Is there really no other way?"
"Not that I can think of!" Nami said cheerfully.
"Nor I," said Pantheon.
Jax had moved to go sulk in a corner. "Everyone hates my idea…"
"Then it's decided!" Nami said once the others had voiced their opinions. "You should go kiss her damnit!"
Jarvan sighed. "If I don't, what happens?"
"I'll teach you to be terrified of even taking a bath!" Nami said, still smiling wide.
Jarvan took a nervous swallow as Shyvana went to the buffet car. He stood up slowly, stretching. "Here goes nothing," he said, heading to the buffet car to do the deed.
"Maybe she really doesn't like you?" Nami suggested, muttering her suggestion softly under her breath.
"I don't think so…" Jarvan said, looking where Shyvana had run off to with a sigh.
"Why's that?" Jax asked, having come back after watching the hilarious kissing event.
"Well…because…" just then they heard a scream and looked to their right, seeing Ez run out of Ahri and Shyvana's room, running straight for them. The only thing he had on was his underwear.
"H-h-help me!" he begged, hiding behind Jarvan. "Ahri's gone insane?"
"Is she horny?" Jax asked, looking at the door.
"A little…why?" Ez asked, blinking at him.
"Then you should go deal with her. You probably aroused her to begin with," Jarvan reasoned.
"What?!" Ez looked back and forth between them "O-one of you, c'mon! Help me!"
Ahri peaked out of the room, clearly naked. "Oh, Ez is there…" she waved to them. "Hey, can one of you guys chuck Ez here! I'm not done with…um…borrowing him!"
"Alright!" Jax grinned as he grabbed Ex by his shoulders, spinning him before launching the screaming Ez towards Ahri. "This is revenge for all the times you were a dick to me!"
"You dick!" He screamed as he flew, easily getting caught in a hug by Ahri. She squeezed him tight, looking down at him.
"Now now, no running," she said, smiling sweetly at him as she kissed him softly. "We're not done…"
She dragged him screaming into the room, slamming the door shut behind her. They could hear the bolt latch as a sudden quietness filled the air, the rooms soundproof.
"So…that happened," Jarvan said, before remembering what they had been talking about. "Oh yeah, you wanted to know why I had that hunch right?" Jarvan said, turning to Nami.
"Yeah! I wanna know!" Nami said, leaning in eagerly.
"Call it just a hunch, but when I kissed her, she didn't try to pull away, not even for a moment. I probably could have let go of her shoulders and she would have stayed there."
"Maybe she was just caught off guard by it all?" Jax offered.
Pantheon shook his head. "Unlikely because of her nature to be aware of everything."
"Why is that anyway? She seems like she's always watching everywhere at once," Jarvan said, wondering if something happened to her.
Nami looked at him, surprised. "She didn't tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
Nami then explained to them about Shyvana's past as well as a bit about her father.
"Oh, she told me that, I just didn't think it was something that would cause her to be that paranoid," Jarvan admitted with a sheepish laugh.
"You're an idiot," Nami groaned before getting up and walking the one Shyvana ran. "Well, I'm going to go find her. I need to make sure she doesn't go crazy after all." She waved to them as she left.
Right before she went outside, she turned back. "Hey Jarvan?"
"Yeah?"
She gave him two thumbs up. "Good luck, you're going to need it!" before heading out on her tiny ball of water, humming happily to herself.
*Life lessons are being taught here, mother fucking life lessons.
Enjoy the life lesson? :P Anyway, yeah, another 4,200 word chapter made by yours truly! I believe this is my last update, as my trip is coming tomorrow. I'll be back hopefully, assuming nothing happens to my plane that is. ;) Hope for the best guys and girls!
Oh yeah, another thought I wanted to put before I left. I'm thinking about making another story. I keep on adding bits and pieces of other champions pasts in here I've made up, so I thought it would be interesting if I made some one shots or maybe a few short stories all bundled together. I just wanted to suggest it to you guys, and see if you would be interested in such a thing being made and if you guys would read it. That's all. I'll probably make it regardless XD I just wanted to know if it was a good idea. I could do Leona X Pantheon, a bit about Nautilus and Nami, and something even for Talon and Teemo (Fuck those two XD) so yeah. Any thoughts?
Anyway, I'll see you all in, erm...give me a few days until after my trip to upload, I'll be tired as balls...maybe the 5th? I might upload the 5th of next month. Until then, I wish you all a good days and nights to come. *bows before you* Ciao!
