Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!

Nikolas: And who's our little awesome reviewer?

Lexxa: DOC!

Nikolas: And, Al, she has something to say to you…

Al: actually, I have a life. Not really. But this is a major part of it. Like, 98%. I get waaaaaaay too obsessed with stuff…

Lexxa: GO NO LIFERS!

Nikolas: …First dare!

I am daring all you to watch nigahiga videos! The big bouncy inflatable green ball!

Lexxa: I LOVE NIGAHIGA! He's amazing, even though he barely posts videos anymore! YOU MUST ALL WATCH HIM!

Everyone: …

Lexxa: When I grow up I want to be just like you! –deeper voice- I thought you wanted to be like big lamp –different voice- Just let it go…

Everyone: …

Lexxa: NIGAHIGA FOREVER!

Nikolas: …Let's get you off the sugar…

Lexxa: INTO THE ROOM!

Everyone: -goes into room-

-three hours later-

Everyone: -laughing their asses off-

Lexxa: See? He's amazing.

Ed: I loved the Skitzo where they had to make the PSA!

Lexxa: We all did.

Al: SHAM WOO-HOO!

Lexxa: -satisfied smile-

Nikolas: Next!

I'm also daring a huge Disney movie marathon~

Lexxa: Back into the room!

Everyone: -back into room-

-three days later-

Everyone: -stumbles out of room-

Ed: IT BURNS!

Al: THE LIGHT!

Lexxa: … -puts on sunglasses-

Nikolas: …Next…

Now I bore you all with Shakespeare.

Lexxa: -groans- I hate Shakespeare… Edgar Allen Poe's where it's at!

Ed: Dude, that guy's creepy…

Lexxa: YOU'RE CREEPY!

Scar: YOUR FACE EXPLODES!

Lexxa: …No.

Nikolas: …Since you're not actually here to bore us with Shakespeare, we're moving on to what you wanted Sheska to say.

Sheska: What?

Sheska: Look! It's the aliens! *point to tardis* the doctor will save us from the evil daleks!

Lexxa: …You like Doctor Who, don't you?

Nikolas: It's not murder. It's pest control!

Lexxa: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Ed: …What?

Lexxa: My dad likes that show. I've been meaning to watch it, as well. I've seen that episode, though. And the one with the Siren…

Nikolas: That episode was creepy…

Lexxa: …Yeah… UNTIL NEXT TIME, SEND LOTS OF REVIEWS! AND EVEN AFTER NEXT TIME! AND THE TIME AFTER THAT! KEEP 'EM COMING!