The Kisser is Out
Author: GleekShip
Spoilers: Up to Season 2, Episode 12 "Silly Love Songs
Summary: The Glee Girls force Sam into a bet with Finn.
Pairings: Sam/Finn, Kurt/Puck
Author's Note: Finn never slept with Santana.
The Kisser is Out
"Wake up."
"But I don't want pancakes . . ."
Kurt chuckles. He shakes Finn one more time, getting the same response. Kurt growls before grabbing Finn's leg hair and pulling, hard.
Finn jumps out of his bed, about to yell, but Kurt slaps a hand across the bigger boys mouth. The yells come out muffled.
Kurt slowly removes his hand. "Wakey wakey." He says as innocently as possible.
Finn glares at him. "Why did you do that?"
Kurt shrugs. "You wouldn't wake up. It was the only way I know how to."
Finn groans as he flops back down on his bed.
"No Finn. Get up. I'm leaving in five minutes with or without you." Kurt threatens.
Finn gives Kurt a lazy wave.
Kurt sighs and sits down by Finn. "If you don't go, then I'm going to convince Sam to have a threesome with me and Noah."
Finn sits up and sends death glares at Kurt. "You wouldn't."
"You're right. I would never do that. But Sam is waiting with Noah." Kurt tells him softly.
Finn reluctantly stands up and begins searching the room for his clothes.
"How long have they been asleep?" Finn asks as he slides his pants on.
"About half an hour. I wanted to make sure before we left." Kurt answers as Finn slips his shirt on.
Finn flops down on his bed, yawning as he puts his shoes on. Kurt cringes when Finn ignores his socks.
"Why aren't you wearing socks with your shoes? It's bad for your feet." Kurt complains.
"Because my shoes will be coming off in about ten minutes when we get there." Finn answers as he stands up. "Let's go."
Finn reaches the staircase when Kurt grabs his arm. "Where are you going?"
Finn looks from the stairs to Kurt. "To Puck's."
Kurt shakes his head and drags Finn to the small window above his dresser.
"We can't risk them hearing the door open. Window it is." Kurt says as he un latches the window.
Kurt climbs up the dresser and slides smoothly out the window. Finn groans as he follows.
"Hey babe."
Kurt jumps through the doorway in Puck's waiting arms.
"Get a room."
Finn glances at the staircase as a smiling Sam descends. Finn breaks into a smile.
"Hey."
Sam's smile gets bigger. "Hey."
Kurt smirks at the lack of words. "Go kiss each other. Otherwise it will be all awkward."
Sam smiles as he runs to his boyfriend. Their lips collide.
Finn runs his hand up into Sam's blonde hair as Sam's hands run down and Finn's back, groping him.
"This is kind of hot." Puck whispers.
Sam pulls back from the kiss, chuckling. "And unfortunately for you guys, you will never know how hot it can be."
Puck raises his eyebrows. "Dang."
Finn smirks at Puck. "So, Noah. Kurt told me a secret."
Kurt glares at Finn. Puck looks nervous while Sam looks interested.
"What . . . what did he tell you?"
"Finn don't."
Finn steps forward and flings his arm around Puck's shoulder, slowly guiding him towards the staircase.
"Oh you know, the usual stuff . . . date night . . . sex . . . bottoming . . . "Finn trails off with a smile as Puck stops moving. "I'll be upstairs. Come on Sam."
An amused Sam runs past Puck and follows Finn upstairs.
"Hey!" Puck snaps out of his daze and races after the boys.
Kurt chuckles before closing the front door and following them.
He walks into Puck's room. Puck has Finn in a headlock. Sam is sitting back laughing.
"Promise." Puck yells.
Finn chuckles. "Never."
Puck gives Finn a noogie. "Promise."
Finn looks to Kurt and Sam. "Help."
Sam holds up his hands. "You're on your own."
Finn sighs. "Fine. I promise to never tell anyone that the Puckasaurus . . . bottoms."
Puck growls before pushing Finn away.
Finn continues to laugh as he walks up to his boyfriend.
"Hey."
Sam chuckles as he pulls Finn into a kiss.
"So he doesn't know that you bottom sometimes?" Sam whispers.
They both turn to look at Kurt cradling Puck.
"Nope."
Sam crawls up the bed to lay by Kurt. Kurt is watching Puck and Finn shout at each other in the video game.
"So Kurt. What's up? We haven't talked in awhile."
Kurt sighs. "I know. It's just been drama after drama."
Sam smirks as he pulls Kurt to his chest. "I miss this."
"Me too. Just you and me. Hanging out. No distractions." Kurt's eyes focus on Puck. "But this is good too."
Sam nods. "We need to have more date nights. Without people leaving early for sexual escapades."
Kurt snorts. "Oh please. If we wouldn't have left early then you guys would have."
Sam nods.
Kurt relaxes into Sam's hold. "So what's it like? Bottoming."
Sam shrugs. "As much as I love topping, bottoming is good in it's own way. It feels pretty darn good."
"I like topping. But I think Puck deserves a break. Otherwise he'll be in a wheelchair." He adds with a giggle.
"Yeah. I think Finn and I even each other out. No wheelchair's in out future." Sam sighs. "It's weird to think about the future with him."
Kurt turns around in Sam's arms. "What do you mean?"
Sam shrugs. "I don't know. it's like, most people are raised on the typical American dream. A mom . . . dad. Plenty of kids with the white picked fence. But being with a guy, it changes."
"No it doesn't. It can be the same. Sure it's not going to be accepted as much, but it's still there."
Sam slowly nods. "I guess you're right."
Kurt smirks. "Of course I am."
"Why are you holding my boyfriend?"
They look up to see a smirking Puck and Finn standing above them.
Kurt hugs himself closer to Sam.
Sam squeezes him tight. "I think I found my new boyfriend. Isn't he so cuddly?"
Puck smirks before pouncing on them. He quickly wiggles his way between the giggling teens. He holds Kurt close, his back to Sam.
Sam leans over Puck and places his mouth near the tan boys ear. "I can totally see why you bottom."
Puck growls before turning on Sam and wrestling him off the bed. Finn chuckles as he sits down by Kurt.
"Aren't you worried for your boyfriend?" Kurt asks.
"Nope. It's just more energy for later." He answers with a smirk.
So I have the rest of this story planned out. It should be ending within the next ten chapters, I think. Unless something changes. So please continue to enjoy and let me know what you think.