I don't own Xiaolin Showdown

"Yeah I'm back!" the real Meg yelled as she opened her arms wide.

Jean-Paul looked at her as if he was looking at a ghost. He turned to Jack. He lashed out his hand and grabbed him by the shirt collar.

"AH!" Jack yelled, "don't hurt me," he flinched.

"I thought you said you threw her off of the tower!" he barked at him.

"He did," Meg said as she raised her index finger in the air, "but he didn't know that I had this," she said as she swiped the Monkey Staff from behind her, "with me."

"How did you get that?" Raimundo suddenly asked her. He didn't even see Meg grab the monkey staff when he bought the shen gong wu from the temple.

"Easy," Meg said, "I took it," she smiled like it was a normal day. She looked from Kimiko, to Raimundo, to Ted, to Jack, to Jean-Paul, to Minnie, and finally to the fake Meg. "Okay," she said as she looked at her replica. "I know that I have tons of brothers and sisters but mom never, ever had a twin."

"I am your lost twin," the fake Meg lied to her.

"You are?" Meg asked as she squinted at her. "That is so cool. I'm gonna give you a hug," she flung her arms around the fake Meg and gave her a bear hug, squeezing her tightly. "Damn girl, do you have muscles or something?"

"No," the fake Meg said as she shook her head, "but I have this!" she yelled as she extended her arm in front of Meg. She formed her hand into a fist and shot it straight at Meg.

"Whoa!" Meg yelled as she ducked down and looked at the arm that extended for miles ahead. "Damn you're like gum!"

"That's my Chameleon-Bot," Jack proudly spoke up, "version 3.0. Better than version 2.0 and 1.0. What do you think?"

"You wanna what I think?" Meg asked as she looked at Jack from behind the robot, "this!" she grabbed the robot's arm and using all of her strength she swung it in the air. She threw the robot over her shoulder and it fell on the ground.

Chameleon-bot got up, her eyes blazing yellow and she charged at Meg.

"Staff that looks like a monkey," Meg said as the shen gong wu activated yellow and she jumped in the air.

The robot charged straight at Jack and they both fell on the ground. The robot leaped off of Jack and flew right at Meg. The Monkey Staff whirled in the air as it was knocked out of Meg's hand. The robot fell on top of her and pinned Meg to the ground.

"This is more inappropriate when that clown kid pinned me to the wall!" Meg yelled as she was referring to Jack, "I still have that broken lip by the way," she said as she looked up to him.

"Who cares?" Jack said as he grabbed her by the shirt collar and walked her over to Raimundo, Kimiko, and Ted. He set her to her knees.

"Good," Jean-Paul said, who was holding Dojo by the throat, "the whole crew his here." He walked over to them, "and it will be hard to choose which one to kill first."

"Me!" Meg happily yelled as she pointed to herself. She had no idea what was going on so she thought it would be helpful to help the nice man not be in so much stress.

"My pleasure," Jean-Paul said as he bought the gun up her face.

"No!" Ted yelled as Jean-Paul was seconds away from pulling the trigger, "don't."

Jean-Paul looked from him to Meg who was smiling up to him like an idiot. "Why not?" he asked as he crouched down and looked at Ted.

"Be-because—," he started to say.

"I'm immortal," Meg broke in. "You kill me, and I always come back to life."

"There's no such thing as immortality," Minnie said as she walked over to Meg.

"Better move away because I don't want your girl-dirtiness in my brain," Meg said as she pointed to the sides of her head.

Minnie kicked Meg hard on the head and she fell on the floor. She was knocked out by the harsh force that Minnie gave her. Ted flinched when that happened and he heard both Kimiko and Raimundo gasp.

Jean-Paul followed Minnie to go and calm her down. Minnie was a short-tempered woman. When offended she go violent. "Baby," Jean-Paul said as he grabbed her arm. She stopped, turned around and looked at him. "I'll kill her for you."

Minnie smiled and gave him a long kiss on the mouth. This was no quick kiss. It was a kiss where they both opened their mouths as they were sucking the life out of each other. That's called a good French-kissing in France (I just totally killed that joke).

"Psst, yo," Meg whispered. "Gigi," she whispered again as both, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Ted turned their heads and looked at her. "Yeah, now that the rated-x couple are smooching and sucking each other's tongue and saliva and clown kid is shocked, we can move towards them."

"Oh yeah!" Jean-Paul moaned as he accidentally dropped Dojo. Dojo quietly but quickly slithered back to them. Jean-Paul put his hands on her back and they slowly made their ways down her curves.

"Dojo," Raimundo whispered to him, "the wu."

"Yeah," Dojo said as he began hitting the other side of his ear as the tiny wu dropped one by one from his other side.

"Changing Chopsticks," Raimundo whispered as he took the changing chopsticks out of his pocket of his pants and directed it at the shen gong wus. The shen gong wus grew and they each grabbed one. They quickly got up to their feet.

"Star Hannabi!" Kimiko yelled as she directed to wu to the robot.

"Sword of the Storm!" Raimundo yelled. The wind from the sword slashed through the flames of the fire and it turned them into tiny arrows. The fire arrows hurled themselves right at the robot. The robot did not have a protective shield so the fires swirled around it and hugged the robots with its flames, making it melt.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Jack yelled as he looked at his beautiful creation that was destroyed. Filled with anger, sadness, and fright he yelled like a little girl and flew away.

"What a girl," Meg said as she looked at Jack flying through the sky. "I wish I could fly," she suddenly said.

Jean-Paul and Minnie broke free from each other and looked at Raimundo, Kimiko, Meg and Ted. Minnie quickly pulled out a gun from the strap that was tied around her thigh. She pointed it straight at Meg. She thought that it was a good idea to get rid of the weakest one. She pulled the trigger but she missed.

"Damn your coordination is as bad as mines," Meg said as she let out a laugh.

Minnie extended her arm in front of her and the big ruby ring that she had in her engagement finger opened up and shot a net out of it. The net hurled itself straight at Meg and her body was tied.

Meg tried to get free but the net was tied to tight and it was useless for her to get out. She tried using her strength but it was no match for her. She felt Ted's hands trying to tie her loose.

Minnie bought pointed the gun straight at Meg, but Ted was too fast for her. He quickly pulled his gun out and pulled the trigger. Minnie got hit in the abdomen and she froze. Jean-Paul was shocked at what happened so he ran straight to her. Minnie's knees became weak and she fell on the ground. Jean-Paul clutched her waist and held her near him. He slowly put her on the ground as she slowly slipped away from his grip and fell to the ground. Minnie was officially dead.

Jean-Paul was enraged. He lost his fiancée. Filled with anger he slowly got up and pulled out his gun and pointed it at Ted and Meg.

"Fist of Tebigong!" Raimundo yelled as he punched the floor with the shen gong wu, creating a small earthquake. Jean-Paul lost his balance and he fell on the floor. Raimundo ran to him and kicked the gun away from him. Kimiko, Meg, and Ted followed him. "No!" Raimundo said as he picked Jean-Paul off of the ground, "he mine."

Kimiko, Meg, and Ted backed away from them as Raimundo started giving the good to Jean-Paul. Using her warrior moves, Raimundo totally kicked his butt. He kicked him in the stomach, face, body, and punched him everywhere. He was giving Jean-Paul what he deserved for what he did to Kimiko. Nobody and he meant nobody messed with his friends. Especially a wonderful girl like Kimiko.

He was glad that none of them had died. He was glad the real Meg was back, Ted was alive, but most importantly the love of his life was alive too. Jean-Paul fell on the floor when Raimundo gave him one last punch. Like a cat, Raimundo pounced on top of him and began to punch him back and forth. Jean-Paul quickly got up and Raimundo used his arms to support his weight and he kicked Jean-Paul on the chin, making him fall to the ground.

The CD flew out of his pocket and slid through the ground. "Get the CD Kimiko!" Raimundo yelled. Kimiko ran to the CD and grabbed it. She ran to the edge of the tower and threw it off.

"NO!" Jean-Paul yelled as he ran to Kimiko. He ran to her and flung his arm out as it hit her on the face. The force of the hit made her lose her footing and she fell off of the tower.

"KIMIKO!" Raimundo screamed. He heard a gunshot as Jean-Paul fell when Ted shot him.