Hello there! Before we begin, I have a few announcements to make. First of all, OMG THIS FANFIC HAS OVER 100 REVIEWS! Sorry about that outburst, I was really excited... Also, some people have given me some inspiration and ideas suggesting stuff. I would like to thank GalaxyPegasus14 and tigressRising for giving me some ideas! Thank-you!

And second of all, both gamergirl101 and AlchemistWarriorDiamondDust for requests! I will do gamergirl's request first then warrior's since I beleive I got gamergirl's request before I got warrior. So sit back, maybe randomly pull out some popcorn, relax, and enjoy the chapter!

Why Doji HATES Kids

"WHERE ARE ALL THESE FALLING HORSES COMING FROM?!" Jen paces around trying to think about why in the world horses are randomly falling from the sky. "Mmm... maybe there's some break in the space-time continuum. Or maybe there's this secret ancient temple giving off this mysterious force causing the horses to fall from the sky...! UH! I don't know! UH!"

Jen starts pulling on her hait out of stress since she remained in that room she is pacing in right now for the past two hours thinking of ways the horses could of fallen from the sky.

"Aliens?" an unfamiliar is behind Jen as Jen turns around.

"Who are you? A new agent?" Jen asks the stranger who is wearing a hood and cape for dramatic effect.

The mysterious person's face is hidden by the block as the person lifts the hood revealing black hair and red eyes, "No, I'm not a new agent, but I am... someone who Ginga and his friends will not want to see again..." The red eyes person walks close up to Jen in such a creepy blood curling manor that Jen is shaking so much that she can't even find the strength to whack the red-eyed random person with her clipboard.

"My name," the stranger whispers into Jen's ear. "Is... Rago..."

Jen clears her throat in preparation to yell, "GINGA! THERE'S THIS WEIRD PERSON WITH BLACK HAIR AND RED EYES TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT HAPPY TO SEE HIM! HE SAYS THAT HIS NAME'S RAGO!"

"RAGO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE'S BACK! EVERYBODY RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" a panicked voice, most likely Ginga's voice, screams at the top of their lungs bolting up the stairs to reveal the redhead we all know, Ginga.

"EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! THIS FANFIC HAS 101 REVIEWS!" a loud high-pitched deafening scream ringed through the air as to door slammed open none other than me, Gocty! I run in with my computer jumping up and down squealing excitingly bouncing around with joy.

"WHY ARE THERE HORSES FALLING FROM THE SKY?!" Jen shouted.

"I can tell you why there are horses falling from the sky!" Rago exclaimed. Everyone turned their head with a confused tilted eyebrow on their faces.

"PLEASE TELL ME WHY THERE ARE HORSES FALLING FROM THE SKY! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!" Jen ran over to Rago grabbing him by the shirt and shaking him. After five minutes of vigorously shaking Rago, Jen finally releases Rago from her grip leaving a dizzy with a headache Rago to drop to the ground and pass out for ten minutes.

When Jen couldn't take the waiting for Rago to wake up any longer, she grabbed her water bottle dumping water on top of Rago. "Eek! What the?!" Rago snaps awake finding himself drenched in water.

"Explain yourself mister!" Jen yells in Rago's face.

Rago sighs, "You see, there are horses falling from the sky because scientists were experimenting with alien remains that were from a crashed spaceship. They kept the experiments top secret, even from the WBBA and other organizations. They found this weird machine that produced new life and for some reason set it to making horses... but then, disaster struck! The machine went out of control!"

"What happened?!" Jen gasped interrupting Rago mid-sentence.

Rago fumed in annoyance twitching his eyes, "Well... they stopped the machine, for now... but they predicted for the machine to turn back on in few years. They couldn't turn it back off because they could reach it, not without insane authoress powers... There's a videotape that's said to be in this very building to tell you how to turn the machine off."

"Whoa," Jen scratched her head. Suddenly, lightning flashed, and Rago disappeared after the lightning flickered out. "Lets find that videotape!" Jen, Ginga, and I rushed upstairs to the WBBA's attic at the highest floor in the building, floor 101, to find the videotape they needed to find to stop the horses from falling.

Suddenly, Blossom took a peek in the attic, "Hey, guys, what're you doing in here?"

Jen pulled herself out a box she dug around in, "Oh, we're trying to search for a videotape in order to save the world from the whole horse fiasco. Wanna help?" Blossom jumped up diving into a box hitting her head on a videotape.

"Ouch! What the f***?" Blossom picked the videotape labeled "The reason why Doji hates kids." She read the tittle out loud scratching her head. "What the f*** is this?"

"Watch your language!" Jen shouted. "Wait, that thing's labeled 'The reason why Doji hates kids?" Jen snatched the tape and with everyone else the dug around in the room rushed to follow Jen as the scrambled to watch the tape getting popcorn.

"This isn't movie theater popcorn is it? I HATE movie theater popcorn!" Nile randomly appeared out of nowhere.

"It's not the overpriced by 1200% percent popcorn," Blossom rolled her eyes plopping down on the couch grabbing the TV remote and stuffing a hand full of popcorn in her mouth.

"Okay," Nile grabbed another hand full of popcorn from the bowl and sat down on the couch as well. Jen turned on the TV as Ginga ate a cheeseburger.

"Come here my precious!" Ginga bit into the cheeseburger with his mouth water. "YUM!"

Playing on the TV screen playing some random bit from Metal Fusion with Yu still part of the Dark Nebula and Doji before Ryuga creamed him with L-Drago.

Yu sat there on the couch eating some ice-cream, "La, la, la, la, la. Doji, I'm bored! When is Battle Bladers going to start?"

"Patience Yu," Doji pushes on his glasses adjusting them. "In the meantime, I can explain to you of my strong dislike of cacti. One morning, I woke up and got out of bed-"

"You told me this story before Do-Do!" Yu exclaimed. "I heard that story yesyday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before than,and the day before that..." Yu continues saying "and the day before that" for the next two hours.

The people watching the videotape fast-forward skipping the part that Yu spent saying "and the day before that" to the part where Doji is running around in circles screaming, "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP SAYING 'AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT!"

"Okay, and the day before that-" Yu continued.

"YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD SAY IT!" Doji scream.

"No, you said 'and before that' in caps lock, I'm saying it in normal typing!" Yu retorted back.

"Then don't say 'and the day before that!" Doji snapped. "I need to take a walk! Merci, look over the building while I'm gone!"

"Wait!" Blossom pauses the video. "Who's Merci? Or has Doji just lost his marbles and gone insane before you thought he did?"

"Did remind me about that stupid robot!" Ginga face-palmed. "Merci is this robot thingy that somehow has a mind of his own! He can think and control the Dark Nebula building! I don't know how Merci thinks for himself!"

"Cool example of artificial intelligence!" Jen perked up.

"Back to the movie!" Nile presses play.

"I can do that," Merci's mechanical voice rings through the air, his metal parts resonating. Yu sits there on the couch still eating his ice-cream.

Meanwhile, Doji is walking down the street when he crashes into some kids playing with a ball, "Watch it you kids!" Doji kicks the ball away flinging it to a random part of the city as Doji huffs turning away when one of the kids gets upset.

"Mister, can you get us out ball back? You kicked it, you'll have to get it back!" the kid shouts.

"No," Doji crosses his arms.

"Please?" the kid asks.

"No," Doji walks away.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?!"

"No!"

"PLEASE?!"

"NO! I SAID NO ALREADY! NOW GO AWAY!" The kid follows Doji around for the entire day begging him to get the ball back. Doji gets more and more annoyed fighting the urge to scream. Finally, Doji snaps.

"OH I'M NOT GETTING YOUR BALL BACK! NOW GO AWAY!" Doji screams.

"B-b-b-but..." the kid starts crying annoying Doji even more as the kid continues to follow Doji.

"OKAY FINE! I'LL GET YOUR STUPID BALL BACK!" Doji stomps off to find the ball. Soon, news about Doji hunting down lost stuff and soon, kids are going up to Doji to find their lost stuff.

A crowd of kids circles about Doji overwhelming him trampling over him. "I HATE KIDS! I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!" Doji screams as some more kids run over him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! I DON'T WANT TO FIND YOUR STUFF!" But even with all that screaming, the kid's shouting cancels out Doji's shouting.

"That was so funny!" Blossom rolls around on the floor laughing. "OMG! That was hysterical!" Everyone else is rolling on the floor laughing as well.

"Okay, okay," Jen is in a fit of giggles turning off the TV. "We need to find that tape!" The group rushes back to the attic continuing to look for the videotape. Well, at least the gang have an explanation about why Doji hates them so much, they are still kids.

So how do you think? Please read and review! Also, as a side note, talking about expensive popcorn Nile and Jen were talking about earlier, I heard the popcorn can have the price marked up big time, up to 1200% more than the original price the movie theater bought it for or so I've heard. You see, 70% of the movie theater's profit goes to Hollywood, so the movie theaters need to increase the price of their food, just thought I'd tell you.