Ch 26: Pool party and dress shopping plans

Warning:

Disclaimer: I don't own Sasori, Deidara, Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Sai, Konan, Pein, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, or the K. But I do own Kitsu and Tsai, you can borrow them if you'd like. Just PM me.

AN: Ok, so I don't know if you remember this but at the start of the story, maybe chapter 2. I wrote that Naruto was Sasuke's best friend and that Naruto was dating Sai. Well, Im going to add them in either this chapter, or another after this at some point of time. So bear with me people.

AAN: Also, Ill say it here as well as the story. But there is only week till prom. Meaning that today in this story is Monday and the Prom is on Friday. And as ive put in the AN of last chapter, it is nearing the end of the year, and the story started out when it was august or something :) and it is now November. Confused? I am.


: 2kitsune :


Monday morning and the school was humming.

On one topic it was about Prom this Friday. All the girls where gossiping non stop about their perfect dress, and the perfect date, and that the night was going to be perfect. And then you had all the guys talking about how they had the hottest girl with the biggest rack and apparently was defiantly going to get laid.

On the other hand It was that school was finishing this Thursday leaving all the seniors to get ready for Prom. And of course all the year 9's where excited because they where finishing their first year at the magical place they call high school. The year 10's where excited to be year 11's but where dreading it because of exams this year. The year 11's where thanking god that they had passed all their test and where going to be year 12 next year, apparently the gap year. The year 12's where so excited to leave school in a year and find their perfect career.

And then the year small proportion of year 13's where pent up in a room of depression because their leaving school and suddenly have to get a job, moaning that they had no preparation and basically blaming their parents. And then the even smaller proportion, mostly of girls, where excited about getting Jobs, excited about meeting hot career guys they get to work with and already thinking about work office sex.

To Deidara it was pathetic.

Of course, that's what Deidara guessed it would be like from what he saw from all the years he has been at Konoha high school, and no, he was never like that. He wouldn't know until he and Sasori where actually at school.

Somehow, throughout their four month's of dating. And three days that Deidara was living with the redhead, the failed to notice that Sasori was not a morning person. At first he started to blame Sasori but then Deidara remembered that he normally at to be screamed at to get up, and in the weekends he didn't get till around mid day.

So now he was leaning against the door frame screaming at Sasori to 'get his ass down here or they'll be late' while Seita sat at the table chuckling at them. He had even caught Sebastian smiling.

Deidara sighed for what felt like the millionth time this morning, puffing his fringe forward as he stared in vain towards the stairs. He had woken up this morning due to his cell phone alarm. Then proceeding to get up, get dressed, brush and straighten his hair, add some eyeliner, go downstairs and eat some breakfast with Seita, return back up stairs, brush his teeth, pack his bag with the books he really didn't need, and then turn towards the bed where Sasori was still sleeping; even with all the noise Deidara had been making.

And trust me; he had been making a lot of noise.

So of course he tried the usual things to wake people up. First he tried shaking the redhead, only to hear the redhead moan something inaudibly and snuggle deeper into his blankets, fast first on the pillow. So then Deidara shook him harder, telling Sasori to get up, and that didn't work. Next it was Deidara practically shaking the whole bed whilst screaming at Sasori to get up, of course it shouldn't have surprised Deidara that Sasori still didn't wake up.

So then Deidara grabbed a cup from the bathroom, filled it with ice cold water from the tap, stormed back over to the bed, and abroughtly poured the water right over Sasori's head. And even that didn't wake up Sasori. So then he called Seita up, Deidara watched in amazement as Seita took one look at Sasori, turned around and disappeared down stairs, a couple of minutes later he re-appeared with a bucket of cold water, waltzing over to the bed and throwing the water over Sasori.

So of course Sasori woke up now. Almost jumping a foot in the air before giving Seita his normal death glare which did nothing to faze the elder Akasuna, Deidara was roaring with laughter as he watched the redhead, holding onto the wall to keep himself up, it was just so funny. Deidara had never seen anyway be woken up like that, or with such a reaction.

So Seita left immediately, saying that he saw this every day and didn't really find it interesting anymore. Deidara stayed behind in Saso- well, their room now, just thinking about that made small Goosebumps raise on Deidara's skin. He had sat down on the bed, the non wet side, and proceeded to watch Sasori as he ran around half naked, picking up random clothes and shoving them on before hurrying into the bathroom. At that moment Deidara deemed himself bored and left the room.

Back to present time and he was still waiting for Sasori to come downstairs, again and again he rolled his weight onto either hip, crossing and re-crossing his arms before pulling his cell phone out of his Black skinny Jeans and hurriedly flipping it open; 8:30am they had fifteen minutes to get to school. And at this rate they where never going to make it.

"Sasori! Un" Deidara yelled out as he shoved his phone back into his front pocket before looking back up to the top of the staircase "Hurry the fuck up! Un" Deidara added, it was silent from upstairs and Deidara was about to scream out again when Sasori suddenly appeared at the head of the stairs. Traipsing half way down before jumping off the side, Deidara's eyes widened as he watched Sasori fall and then land, letting out a small sigh of relief when he didn't hear anything break.

"Calm down brat, im coming" Sasori called from the staircase, already hurrying towards the Blackett. As Deidara watched him come closer he also looked the redhead over, he had obviously not looked at what he placed on this morning, and Deidara had to giggle a little. Sasori was wearing black converse, Bright red Jeans which where a little baggy, a loose fitting Black V neck top with, and last of all; a black beanie which was pushed back so it was barely on his head. His black canvas back pack was held over one shoulder and kept bumping against his back as he ran

"What about breakfast?" Seita yelled from where he was sitting, Deidara had no time to yell back as Sasori zoomed past him, grabbing onto his hand and promptly dragging him into the garage as Sasori yelled over his shoulder "I'll just have a big lunch" before slamming the door into the house shut, continuing down the short passage way before opening the door into the garage and shoving Deidara inside, nearly making the Blackett trip.

Scowling in the relative darkness Deidara tentivly padded over to Sasori's car, he could barely see anything and really didn't want to trip. Finally at Sasori's car he pulled open the door, climbed inside carefully, and shut the door behind him, barely having time to do up his seatbelt before Sasori opened the door garage and backed out really fast, turned around in the cul-de-sac, before speeding towards the direction of school, leaving Deidara to hold onto his car seat for dear life.

"Sa-Sasori slow down! Un" Deidara yelled as Sasori sped through a red light, narrowly missing two cars who's drivers honked and pulled the finger at them, But Sasori payed no heed to him and just continued driving, cutting through three more sets of red lights and changing lanes to speed past people he claimed to be going to slow when they where really doing to speed limit.

Five minutes of Deidara screaming and yelling as Sasori sped through town they where finally at school. Sasori honked at some students who where just lounging around, smirking when they pulled the finger but moved anyway, driving into the school grounds and parking in the nearest spot, who someone else was about to take. With a small relieved sigh Deidara looked towards the clock In the dashboard; 8:40 classes started in five minutes, thank god they had the same class.

With another sigh Deidara quickly unbuckled his seat belt, seeing Sasori do the same beside him, pushing open the car door and clambering out in a rush, car doors where slammed and then locked while the pair locked hands and practically ran towards first period.

On the way out Deidara really didn't have time to look at the sky, looking up and around now he noticed that the sun was already out, warming everything up and leaving almost no shadows on the campus. There weren't many clouds either meaning overall that it was going to be a sunny day, Deidara wasn't sure to be happy or angry at the weather, and he could tell it was going to be a boiling hot day later.

With their quick walking the pair where already at the main buildings door, letting go of Sasori's hand Deidara pushed open the door, wincing when it creaked, it was totally empty in the corridors, no one in sight. Only having a small moment to appreciate the shade Deidara started to run across the foyer, traipsing up the stairs in big bounds, he was sweating a little by now and his breathing was a little laboured, which made no sense to Deidara because he was perfectly fit and a bit underweight. Shaking it off Deidara ran down the corridor to their classroom, paying no attention to Sasori who was right behind him.

Once at their class room Deidara threw open the door, noticing how the whole room went silent, with a quick look around the front Deidara deemed the teacher not there and halted his run to a walk, changing his expression into a somewhat casual he sauntered in, making his way up to the front where Pein and Itachi where already waiting.

With a small smile Pein's way Deidara hurried around the back of the orange haired teen's seat and sat down in his own, hearing Sasori do the same behind him. With a victorious smile Deidara pulled out his phone and scanned the screen for the time; 8:42 they had made it in time. Looking around the classroom all the student immediately turned back to their friends and began talking, just like they should/

With his smile still in place he turned around so he was facing Pein, and leant back against the wall as he got the little bit of breath he needed back. Pein smiled at him and abroughtly began speaking below the small hum of everyone else.

"Im having a pool party tonight, you're coming" Pein told him, giving Deidara a dead serious look. Deidara smirked back and quickly decided that he wanted to go, Seita shouldn't mind.

"Who else is coming?" Sasori asked just as Deidara was about to, pouting a little Deidara leant back into his seat and let Pein proceed to speak while out of the corner of his eye he saw Sasori smirk at him a little.

"Me, Konan, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai" Pein listed off, ticking people off on his fingers, it sounded like a pretty cool idea and Deidara was keen, but he wondered faintly why Pein didn't say Kitsu's name; She was welcome? Wasn't she?

"What about Kitsu? Un" Deidara asked, instead of looking at Pein to hear the answer he looked around the room, noticing for the first time that Kitsu wasn't here, her Goth buddies where sitting in the exact same place without her, gossiping away.

"She said she couldn't come, something about going dress shopping all day rather then school. That's why she's not here" Pein said while motioning around the classroom, Deidara nodded a little to himself and sunk back into his seat. That sounded like something Kitsu would do.

"Danna!" Deidara whined, turning towards the redhead who looked back at him with moderate interest, even though that damned smirk was back, Deidara decided to ignore that "Can we go? Pleeease!" He added, from beside him he heard a small chuckle from Pein and decided to ignore that too.

Sasori continued to watch him with a very amused expression, Deidara could tell right now that Sasori was probly going to tease him "Weeeell" Sasori drew out, looking up at the ceiling and tapping his chin with a almost thoughtful expression on his face. Pein was cracking up now and Deidara could even hear Itachi chuckling, Deidara decided to ignore it as usual.

Still watching Sasori tap at his chin Deidara realised that this may take a long time, and it did, Sasori moved his head to look around the classroom, taking his time to keep it there, soon Deidara wanted to yell at him but he just stayed there looking up at Sasori with puppy dog eyes.

Finally Sasori decided to look down at Deidara, brown eyes met azures and with another smirk Sasori finally answered Deidara "Sure" He said, his voice was laced with amusement and it sounded like he wanted to laugh like Pein was still doing. Deidara let out a huge sigh and dropped his pouty look, replacing it with a smile.

"Thank you Danna! Un" Deidara chirped, a little too late he realised he really wasn't being himself but shrugged it off, he was always like this around his friends and Sasori, but not around classmates.

"But" Sasori started, making Deidara drop his smile and look back up at Sasori with his innocent look "I'll have to text Seita and tell him what we're doing first, not that he'll say no. I have some pretty good blackmail on him and he owes me" Sasori sounded so evil that Deidara shuddered and tried not to think just what that blackmail might be.

"So, Sasori" Pein started just as Deidara was leaning back into his chair, completely relaxed "You go by Danna now?" He added before laughing again, Deidara In turn blushed to imaginable heights and looked at Sasori for back up who nodded simply at his embarressed look before answering Pein.

"I wouldn't talk if I where you, Pein chan" Sasori's voice cut through Pein's laughter like an ice bolt, immediately making the orange man scowl and stop laughing, staring back at the redhead with a murderous look. Deidara just sunk back in his chair, he didn't want any of this.

"What did you call me?" Pein voice was thunder and lightning, making Deidara sink further back in his chair. Looking at Sasori, Deidara couldn't understand why Deidara wasn't even remotely scared. He was, Pein was bigger and stronger then him so he figured out pretty quickly not to piss the orange haired man off to much.

"Pein chan, why? Is there a problem with that?" Sasori's voice was ice, and Deidara looked in awe between the two teenagers. It was then when he remembered Itachi was sitting with them, looking towards the stoic Uchiha he wasn't surprised to see Itachi staring out the window, completely oblivious of them.

"Call me that again and you're dead" Pein threatened, drawing himself up in the chair to look taller. He was now looking down on Sasori but the redhead just continued smirking as though this was all a joke, and It probly was to him, he never backed down from anything.

"Pein-chan" Sasori said, loudly and clearly so Pein could defiantly hear him. A vein in Pein's forehead twitched and his dark aura surrounded him. It was then when Deidara decided to intervene.

"Hey! Un" Deidara called, as expected both males turned to him almost immediately "Stop it you two, un" Deidara demanded, surprised when Pein's scowl immediately was replaced with a smile, the dark aura getting up and leaving. Sasori continued to smirk so that was really much of a change.

"Sorry Deidara" Pein mumbled, turning to the front and ignoring Sasori. Deidara went to say something but just then Kakashi sensei decided to walk in and start his lesson, making him unable to talk.


: 2kitsune :


Lunch time rolled around slowly and Deidara prediction came true. It was a boiling hot forty degrees, even in the shade. Deidara cursed to himself over and over again about deciding to wear Jeans, not that he would wear shorts. Though the funny thing was that he did this every summer and he had never had problems before, even Sasori and Pein looked a little warm in their Jeans as the four walked towards the cafeteria. Meanwhile Itachi looked as cool as ever, and he was wearing black Jeans just like Deidara

"Its so HOT! Un" Deidara whined as they excited the main building through the back doors, walking slowly towards the cafeteria which looked like heaven right now.

"No shit" Pein replied, not even turning as they walked. Deidara scowled and stopped talking as they stepped closer and closer to the hall, in and out of the shade at a torturous pace that had Deidara wanting to scream, but if they walked any faster Deidara felt like he would explode.

Finally at the cafeteria doors Deidara let out a small sigh of relief as he stepped into the shaded and cold room, all the air conditioners where going at full blast, making ice cold currents around the room. Without so much as a second's hesitation the four made their way towards their table, glad to see that no one else was already sitting there. Not that any one would, they where all to scared of the seniors.

With another sigh of relief Deidara sat himself down at the cool silver, metal table, Sasori sitting down beside him and placing a arm protectively around his waist. Pein and Itachi both sat down on the other side of the table, leaving enough space for when Sasuke and Konan arrived. Looking around the cafeteria Deidara watched people talk and laugh and such, but all the time he could feel someone's gaze piercing his back, he had a good idea just who it may be, but he didn't want to turn around and find out.

"So, Konan's going to be the only girl?" Sasori asked from beside him, his voice was low and laced with amusement making Deidara sigh, this was going to be just like the Pein~chan thing.

"Yes, why?" Pein asked, he sounded innocent so maybe he didn't get where Sasori was going? Deidara hoped that, that was the story.

"The only girl at a party full of guys" Sasori replied, making quotation marks around the word 'guys' a smirk adjourning his face, Pein looked back with an amused expression, just daring Sasori to go there.

"Hm, you'd like me to be worried about that, wouldn't you Sasori" Pein asked, this time it was him who was smirking back. But he didn't even look worried, Deidara had a good feeling that this was just all joking and he wouldn't have to pull them apart again,

"Yes, yes I would" Sasori replied, leaning forward to rest on his elbows, then placing his chin in the arch of his hands before leaning further forward with amused expression. Hard brows stared into light greys though it wasn't menacing, just joking around.

"Well, im not particularly worried. You are all gay, and with boyfriends" Pein retorted, leaning forward and copying Sasori's pose exactly, Deidara was a little offended but brushed it away, after all this was only joking around. With a small sigh he leant forward lay his arms on the table, his head on top as he watched the two.

"We might want to experiment" Sasori replied, it sounded like he was about to burst out laughing and Deidara could see him actually biting the inside of his cheek to stop that. Looking closer at Pein it looked like he was too, even though he was scowling now.

"I highly doubt Konan would do that"

"Do what?" Konan's musical voice sounded from behind him, looking up Deidara watched in amusement as Pein's eyes widened and stared at the opposite wall. Smiling to himself Deidara looked up in further to see Konan arrive at their table, gracefully sliding into the seat before looking expectantly at Pein.

While Pein continued staring Deidara looked Konan over, deciding quickly that if he wasn't gay then he would've probly fallen for her, she was beautiful in her own graceful way, and Deidara couldn't understand why no-one used to talk to her. Looking Konan over he noticed her soft, dark blue top that was maybe a little to tight, it kind of low cut so Deidara couldn't help stare at her boobs, wondering faintly when he became such a pervert. Steering away from that idea Deidara noticed the long arch of ivory skin that was her neck, exposed today because she had her hair tied up in an elegant bun. Small parts of hair fell softly down beside her ears, and her bangs covered her orange eyes.

"Deidara?" Pein's voice pulled him away from his staring and he looked guiltily back at the orange haired man. Pein was looking at him with amusemt and that look that said 'I know what you where just doing' Deidara smiled innocently back at him as in to say 'I was not, un' Pein just rolled his eyes.

"We where just talking about the pool party after school" Pein said, Deidara watching as he wrapped an arm around Konan's waist, pulling her closer to him so that she was smashed against his torso. On his hip he felt Sasori's squeeze him gently and he looked around at the redhead, blushing slightly, Sasori smirked down at him before replying to Pein.

"Yeah, Can we borrow some togs? Seita doesn't want me home after school if im going to your house" Sasori asked, Deidara blushed and shuddered a little at that, he didn't want to know what Seita was doing if he didn't want them home. And he was pretty sure Sasori came to that conclusion as well.

"Yeah, you can" Pein replied before turning Itachi, Deidara had completely forgotten the Uchiha was there, looking towards Itachi with a guilty look all the had in return was Itachi staring back at him, quietly eating some mango "Do you and Sasuke need some togs?" Pein asked, it was then when Deidara decided he wanted some food.

"No, im good. And so is Sasuke" Itachi replied just as Deidara was reaching around his bag, totally ignoring the conversation Deidara grabbed his bag from where it was thrown on the ground, picking it up and placing it on the seat beside him, before unzipping it and looking inside. All he could see was books, but he was sure there was an apple in here somewhere continuing to dig Deidara grasped something round and was about to pull it own when. . .

'Brrrriiiiiing!'

Sighing in defeat Deidara dropped the apple; pulling his hand out of the bag and zipping his bag back up. With another sigh he grabbed his bag and slung it over his shoulder, looking back around the table he saw his friends already with their bags on and standing up. Not wanting to be left behind Deidara quickly stood up, grabbing Sasori's outstretched hand before making his way out of the cafeteria and back into the torturous heat.


: 2kitsune :


Finally it was after school, as soon as the bell rang he and Sasori ran to the redheads car, getting in before speeding away to Pein's house, Deidara couldn't wait to go swimming because he was absolutely sweltering seeing as it had gotten hotter and was now at forty six degrees in the summer, he couldn't really expect any less as this is what happened every year.

To his surprise Deidara found out that Pein lived in Konoha drive, the most expensive street and cul-de-sac. When he younger and went to stay at Pein's place the orange haired teen used to live in Suna drive, just like Sasori though he didn't know the redhead then.

This time Deidara didn't find Sasori's driving so scary, not at all, in fact he joined it immensely to the point of rolling down the window and hanging his head outside, the wind felt so good as it washed over his face and whipped his hair around and in front of his face, earning all different kind of reactions. Some people honked, some pulled the finger, some laughed, and little kids pointed with gleeful looks as Deidara pulled funny faces at them.

All to soon they arrived at Pein's house, it was bigger then what he remembered Pein's old house to be, even though the time frame he was thinking of was when Pein was still living with his parents.

It was a fairly simple house, a white bricked, black window framed house, two stories high with a dark navy blue house, the bottom stuck out a more on the right leaving a large porch for the one bedroom on the top story. a small white bricked garage stood at the left of the house, just big enough for Pein's bright orange car. A small white stoned path lead up to the door, a pure white fence starting on the left, running down the length of the path, cutting across just in front of the foot path till it joined the next door's fence.

"Pretty house, un" Deidara commented as they parked right outside the house, the blood red car in front of them told the two that Itachi and Sasuke where already here.

"Yeah, good enough" Sasori replied from beside him, with a small smile at that retort Deidara unbuckled his seat belt, opening the car door and climbing out, he didn't need his school bag so he left it in the back seat and slammed the door shut, hearing the small 'beep' which meant Sasori locked it.

"Its not as big as mine, though" Sasori said as he came around to stand beside Deidara, grabbing the Blackett's hand. Deidara blushed a little but brushed it off and began up the small path, Sasori walking a little behind him. The Large light oak door loomed closer and closer till they where standing in the doorway, with a quick sigh Deidara reached up and quickly knocked, feeling a little scared now as he stood outside Pein's house.

A small chuckle was heard on Sasori's part and Deidara was about to knock again when a small click sounded and the door opened inwards, exposing Pein in bright orange swimming trunks, his hair was plastered down and his bangs where almost in his eyes, small beads of water ran down his ivory chest and Deidara impressed to see that he had a six pack.

"Sasori! Deidara! Come in" Pein laughed, giving them a huge smile as he stepped back and bowed jokingly, Deidara smiled just as huge and Sasori was now laughing as they both stepped in at the same time, Pein shutting the door behind them before joining in the doorway.

It was made out kind of like Sasori's house, straight ahead was a small kitchen with two simple counters on either side, a small white fridge hummed in the corner but no other kitchen appliance was seen, apart from the sink.

That lead out into a lounge, a three seated orange couch was directly opposite a small plasma screen on top of a black wood cabinet, Behind the couch was three large window doors, they where open and lead out into Pein's back lawn. Across the other side of the room was the small black wooden staircase which lead upstairs to what was probly Pein's bedroom.

Now noticing the smaller details Deidara looked around impressed, the tiles in the kitchen where Black and Orange cheeckered, the carpet in the lounge was pitch black and tied nicely with the bright orange couches, the walls where really cool, black with small orange dots here and there, it gave off and illusion effect that had Deidara's head whirling. It was really nice in here and Deidara found it really funky.

"Now, you two wanted to borrow togs?" Pein asked, ushering them to walk with him as he padded into the lounge and leant against the lower steps of the staircase.

"Yeah, un" Deidara replied, Pein rolled his eyes and turned around to walk up the staircase, cocking an eyebrow at Deidara and asking him silently to follow him. Beside him Sasori let go off his hand, Deidara looked over at Sasori only to see the redhead smiling back down at him, a small nod from Sasori and Deidara followed Pein upstairs, Sasori turning to go outside.

With a small sigh Deidara traipsed up the stairs, noticing that Pein was standing at the head of the staircase and smirking down at him, Deidara smirked back and pulled the finger till Pein disappeared through the wide archway, leaving Deidara to stop and stare.

It wasn't a large room, but Deidara immediately loved it. A double bed with a bright orange duvet and black sheets stood directly in front of him, small black wood bed side cabinets on either side with lamps which had orange lampshades, beside him against the archway wall where two cabinets on either side, and Deidara guessed that one side was Pein's and the others was Konan's. Looking around again Deidara noticed the thick lush black carpet, the black roof with sunken lights, small knick knacks and such where laying around, and Deidara swore he saw a leather whip under the bed, though he didn't go investigate.

"Will these do?" Pein's voice sounded from his right and he turned to see the orange haired man standing beside one of the black cabinets, he was holding up some ice blue trunks that Deidara immediately loved, it was much better then the bright pink thong he could just see.

"Yeah, they'll do fine, un. Thanks" Deidara replied, Pein smiled back at him and threw the togs, somehow making them land directly on top of his head, even through all of Deidara's flailing.

"Ill leave you to get dressed" Pein's voice sounded, and by the time Deidara pulled the togs off his head Pein was gone. Frowning to himself and thinking that even for Pein that was a little freaky, with a small sigh Deidara unbuckled his Jeans and began to get changed.


: 2kitsune :


Deidara took one last look inside before stepping out into the sun, immediately it blinded him and Deidara reached up with one hand to shield his eyes. When he could see again Deidara's eyes popped and his mouth hung open.

It was a huge pool, almost half the size of a Olympic pool, on one corner it was rounded and lead into stairs, small lights adjourning every step. On the other side of the pool was obviously the deep pool seeing as there was a diving board bolted into the white tiles. On the far side large oak tree's made the far side shady, cutting the pool exactly into a sunny side and a shady side. Overall it was amazing.

The pool tiles itself where dark blue, making it look deeper then it probly was, with a small sigh Deidara looked around for the others, easily spotting them. Sasuke and Itachi where sitting to his left on large white lounge chairs. Itachi was wearing pitch black swimming trunks which where low on his hips, and Deidara was surprised to see that he had a six pack, looking over at Sasuke he noticed that the younger Uchiha was wearing dark blue swimming trunks which he where wearing properly, and even he had a small four pack. Deidara didn't have any abs but his stomache was toned and hard, no flab to be seen. Both held beers in one hand and the two Uchiha brothers nodded to acknowledge him before going back to speaking with each other.

A loud splash sounded making Deidara whip his head back around just in time to see the gigantic splash someone created, that someone appeared a second later, popping up from underneath the surface of the water, shaking his bright orange hair and making water splash everywhere, some of it even hit him.

"Oi! Careful! Un" Deidara laughed, Pein just laughed back before diving under water to swim around. Another smaller splash had Deidara looking back towards the diving board, this time it was Konan who had dived, and she was just coming up, shaking her long brown hair before looking around with her careful orange eyes, noticing Deidara she gave him a small smile before turning her attention back towards Pein who was at the other end of the pool, giving time for Deidara to notice the small, perfectly white bikini top she was wearing, showing off her rather large boobs, looking further down in the water Deidara noticed the dark blue short shorts which covered probly white bottoms. She was very pretty Deidara concluded, though Deidara would never fall for her

"Come on Deidara!" Pein yelled, waving at Deidara. Deidara in turn gave him a huge smile before running towards the pool and diving into the water.

It was cool, and light, raising small Goosebumps on Deidara's skin as he glided underwater, gently breast stroking towards the other side of the pool. Air became a necessity and Deidara pushed up off the bottom, shaking his hair when he was above water and opening his azure eyes to look around at the door where Sasori had just appeared.

Deidara's eyes roamed over his boyfriends slightly toned body, his perfect six pack hard chest, moving down lower Deidara noticed the blood red swimming trunks he was wearing, hung very low on his hips to show off the V of his hips and the small red snail trail which Deidara followed before loosing sight under the trunks, gulping noticeably Deidara looked back up t his chest to see that Sasori had a nipple ring, that simple small ring made Deidara flush and wonder why he had never seen it before.

"You like what you see? Brat?" Sasori was supporting his usual smirk, brown eyes roamed over him just like he had. Ignoring the chuckles from Pein and the two Uchiha brothers Deidara watched as Sasori raised his arms, his strong arm muscles rippling slightly, in one fluid moment Sasori brought his arms down quickly and sprung off the side of the pool in a perfect dive.

Following the redhead underneath from underneath the water Deidara watched as he swam closer and closer till he popped up just in front of the Blackett, quickly stepping foreward and latching his arms around Deidara's neck.

"Hey, you come here often? " Sasori asked, Deidara laughed out loud before reaching up and covering his mouth with his hand. Water trickled off Sasori's hair and ran down his face onto his perfect lips, looking up through his eyelashes Deidara put his hand back down under the water and hesitantly leant foreward to kiss the unsuspecting redhead.

The kiss was soft and gently though Deidara felt Sasori twine his hand's into the Blackett's hair behind his neck, Deidara followed his example and wrapped his own arms around Sasori's neck, unconsciously pulling the redhead closer, Sasori smirked against Deidara's lips and pressed a little harder, making the Blackett gasp.

A drawn out wolf whistle behind him had Sasori sighing and pulling away. Looking around the redhead Deidara scowled at Pein who was laughing at them both while running a hand through his hair and showing water around him and onto Sasuke and Itachi who both scowled at them.

"God, he's so annoying, un" Deidara muttered, watching Pein now try and pull Itachi out of his seat, so far it wasn't working well, from here he could hear Sasuke sigh and get up off the bathing chairs. Padding over to the steps and slowly stepping in till he was on the middle step before sitting down, the beer was still in his hands and he took a long sip while watching his brother fight of Pein.

"Yeah, he is" Sasori responded before unlatching his hands from around Deidara's neck, sidestepping the blonde and leaning against the pool wall beside him.

"Pein! Leave him alone" Konan's joking voice sounded from the sliding doors and Deidara looked up to see her holding a beer and promptly laughing at Pein's antics. The orange haired man now had Itachi standing up and had picked him up bridal style, meanwhile Itachi was scowling his head off and a dark aura surrounded him but he had stopped trying to get away from Pein only just now realising that the he was much stronger.

Pein now had Itachi at the side of the pool, Pein swung his arms foreward and with a large splash Itachi was thrown into the water. A second of silence and Itachi slowly came back above the water; Pein paused for a millisecond before bursting out in uncontrollable laughter, almost doubling over. Deidara stared before a small burst of laughter escaped his lips, unable to hold it back the laughter increased and he was almost bent over laughing just like Pein, his eyes closing and wrinkling up. From beside him Sasori was laughing as well, Sasuke was chuckling and Konan was giggling.

But what they had all failed to notice was Itachi's hands slowly reaching up out of the water, grabbing the bottoms of Pein's bright orange swimming trunks, pausing to himself, before quickly and quietly pulling Pein's trunks down to pool at his ankles.

Pein abroughtly stopped laughing; noticing the lack of sound Deidara stopped laughing himself and opened his eyes. When his eye's trained onto Pein his mouth hung open and his eyes widened considerably, he couldn't look away, and Pein was huge bigger then Sasori or himself. A red blush formed on Deidara's cheeks and he looked away to Sasuke, the younger Uchiha was looking away and a small pink hue was formed on his cheeks as he stared over at the fence. From beside him he could hear Sasori chuckling which probly meant he hadn't looked away. Apart from that it was completely silent around their small group

The signal that he could look back towards Pein was when Sasori gently tapped him on the shoulder, looking back at Pein he now saw that the orange haired teenager was blushing himself and was rubbing his neck, looking up towards the sky as he did so. Looking towards Konan he saw that he bluenette was blushing herself even though Deidara could hear her giggling, totally unlike herself, and still no one else was speaking or laughing really.

Sasuke was looking back towards Pein now and Deidara realised that somehow Itachi had managed to swim over to his little brother without anyone noticing, Itachi was sitting one seat lower then Sasuke was and the younger Uchiha was sitting in his lap.

"Nice to see you've grown up a little, eh Pein?" Sasori's joking voice sounded from beside him and Deidara laughed a little when Pein's head snapped down, immediately his mouth turned into a fake smile and he pulled the finger at Sasori with both hands. Konan had walked up behind him and she wrapped her arms around his waist, hugging him from behind.

"You can't talk Sasori, you haven't grown up at all" Pein retorted, now smirking at the redhead. Looking sideways at the redhead Deidara saw that he was scowling a little and Deidara was sure he could hear Sasori growling a little.

"Actually, un" Deidara started, realising to late that once he had started he was probly just digging himself a hole "He's grown up quite a bit, un" to late now, hearing Sasori chuckling beside him he smirked up at Pein who was smirking back.

"And how would you know that? Deidara" Pein asked, putting emphasis on that and still smirking, from behind him Konan was smiling a little though she was blushing. At his words Deidara flushed a little and was about to reply when Sasori had to go and open his big mouth.

"How do you think Pein?" Sasori asked, Deidara watched in amusement and a little shock as Pein's mouth now proceeded to hang open a little, from beside them Itachi was laughing, actually laughing, it sounded warm and totally unlike the stoic teenager. Meanwhile Deidara was blushing, a lot, and he felt hot in the cool water.

"Wait, what?" Pein asked stupidly. From behind him Konan rolled her eyes and poked her tongue out at Deidara who was still blushing, she really wasn't being anything like she was at school, and this is what she was really like.

"They've had sex, Pein. How dumb are you?" Itachi's cold, resonate voice sounded from the steps where he was still sitting with Sasuke, it felt like Deidara's face was on fire now and he slowly let himself sink down till only his mouth up was showing, blowing bubbles gently in the water.

"So Sasori finally found the guts to do that sort of thing? Bet you where the uke" Pein teased, Deidara just continued to blow bubbles and Konan unattached her arms from around Pein's waist and moving over to where Sasuke and Itachi where sitting, gently stepping down the steps to the one above Itachi and sitting down, now watching Sasori and Pein bicker.

"Im never the uke" Sasori replied, sliding in closer to Deidara and wrapping his arm over the Blackett's arm and pulling Deidara into his shoulder. Deidara just continued to blow bubbles as he tried not to listen to their conversation, images of him and Sasori filled his heads and he blushed a little deeper as he remembered how it felt when they made love, and shaking his head when it became to graphic for him to be in public.

"Hey, you two take your testosterone down a little" Konan called, looking over towards the bluenette Deidara saw her shake her head and roll her eyes at the two teens. Even Sasuke and Itachi where shaking their heads, Pein scowl turned to a huge smile as did Sasori's only not that wide. Mentally Deidara was thanking Konan as he dove underwater towards the stairs, it was cooler when he was moving though he swan luxuriously underwater, seeing as he was a fast swimming the stairs loomed up in no time and he pushed off the bottom of the pool to come up above the water.

Ignoring Konan, Itachi, and Sasuke he traipsed up the five steps, ignoring the water falling off him he padded over towards the large white beach chairs, plopping down in one and stretching out, for the first time he noticed the large chilli bin settled between both chairs, a small smile found its way to his face and he opened the chilli bin lid, grabbing an ice cold Stein Lager and popping the cap off, the sound of the bottle opening made him smile again and Deidara took a long swing, sighing when the ice cold lager hit his throat.

As he settled back into his chair and closed his eyes a shadow fell over him and but he didn't opening his eyes, a feminine sigh sounded from beside him and he realised pretty quickly it was Konan, keeping his eyes closed he heard the small creak of the chair as she sat down and leant back.

It was silent between them, the only sound coming from Sasori and Pein still bickering in the background. The hot sun felt really nice on his skin and he hoped like hell he wouldn't burn, content in taking sips from his lager Deidara found he was comfortable around Konan as his mind wandered to this Fridays Prom.

Towards people who were watching him at school he pretended to not really care, maybe even hate the idea. But deep down he was pretty excited, the year 13 prom was something he had looked foreward to ever since he started year 9 at Konoha high, being emo and all. The only problem he could think of was that he had nothing to wear, as pathetic as that sounded, immediately he began thinking around to people who could help him, he would ask Kitsu but she would probly end up dressing him in something really gothic.

So then his thoughts turned towards Konan, she was a girl as he so observantly noticed. And was probly very good with fashion and maybe even dressing other people. He liked her style as well, which was classic and modern with a little of her own touch.

"Hey, Konan? Un" Deidara asked hesitantly, taking another sip of his lager, from beside him he heard a small sigh before Konan's voice sounded.

"Yes Deidara?" she sounded really relaxed, the perfect time to ask.

"Have you bought your dress yet? For the prom I mean, un" Deidara asked, as soon as the words left his mouth he felt really stupid. 'a guy asking about dresses, un. How pathetic' Deidara scoffed to himself. Instead he focused on the red colours on the inside of his eyelids, waiting for her reply

"No, I haven't" Konan replied simply. Deidara wanted to groan and roll his eyes, could he make it any more obvious what he wanted to ask, she wasn't make this very easy for him. Still focusing on the red colour he took a deep breath and rushed out his question.

"Could you help me? Un" Deidara rushed out; opening his eyes he turned his head to look Konan. The bluenette had turned her head too and was already watching Deidara with curious and amused eyes, Deidara watched as she pulled her labret in and out as a thoughtful expression crossed her face.

After a couple of minutes Deidara was going to burst, he knew that Konan was just pulling his leg and drawing this out as long as she could. Her answer was probly already a yes.

"Sure" Konan started, giving him a smile "Ill help you, im going dress shopping Wednesday. Do you want to come?" she asked, smiling gently at him.

"Yeah, thanks for this, un" Deidara replied, smiling before turning his head back towards the sky, closing his eyes again and taking another sip, he was getting a bit hot now but couldn't be bothered moving "Oh, and please don't tell Sasori, un" he half by begged, a chuckle sounded from beside him and he rolled his eye's behind his eyelids.

"Sure, I won't tell him. If you don't tell Pein what the dress looks like that I buy" Konan replied, knowing she was still watching him Deidara nodded simply, hearing her sigh and the seat creak which meant she either left, or had rolled onto her stomache. Deidara didn't turn to look as he fell into a haze and took another long sip of his beer.


GOMEN NASAI! Im so sorry this took so long to post up. Ive been camping for a whole week and only just got back like today. and then tommorrow im going away camping AGAIN so I wont get another chapter up just before the 2nd of january. When school starts -_-' year 11. . .Yay?

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