Disclaimer: I am not Rick Riordan or George Lucas.
Enter Luke, Mara, Lowbacca, Saba, and Tschel, on the Chimaera.
Saba. You are in so much trouble. Qordis expelled you for eternity. Massster Q said if any of you show your face at the Praxeum again, he'll turn you into scurrierz and run you over with hiz groundcar.
Luke. Did they give you this ship?
Saba. Of course not. This one's father did.
Luke. Yun-Yammka?
Saba. [sneers] Did you think your father waz the only one with sea power? The spiritz on the lozing side of every war owe a tribute to Yun-Yammka. That'z their curse for being defeated. This one prayed to this one's father for a naval transssport, and here it iz. These guyz will do anything this one tellz them. [to Tschel] Won't you, Major Tschel?
Tschel. If it means an end to this blasted war, Master, peace at last, we'll do anything . . . destroy anyone.
Saba. [smiles] Destroy anyone. This one likez that.
Lowbacca gulps.
Mara. Saba. Jacen might be after the Healing Crystals, too. We saw him. He's got the coordinates. And he's heading Rimward. He has a Star Destroyer full of monsters . . .
Saba. Good. This one will blow him out of space.
Mara. You don't understand. We have to combine forces. Let us help you . . .
Saba. No. This is this one's quest, Jade. Finally, this one getz to be the hero. And you two will not steal this one's chance.
Luke. Where are your siblings? You were allowed to take two friends with you, weren't you?
Saba. They didn't . . . This one let them stay behind, to protect the Praxeum.
Luke. You mean even your own siblings won't help you?
Saba. Shut up, Wormie. This one doesn't need them, or you.
Luke. Saba. Qordis is using you. He doesn't care about the Praxeum. He'd love to see it destroyed. He's setting you up to fail.
Saba. No. This one doesn't care what the Prophet . . .
Luke. What? What did the Prophet tell you?
Saba. Nothing. All you need to know iz that this one is finishing this quest, and you're not helping. On the other hand, this one can't let you go . . .
Mara. So we're prisoners?
Saba. Guests, for now. [to Tschel] Major Tschel. Take them below. Assign them barracks on the berth deck. If they don't mind their manners, show them how we deal with enemy spiez.
Exit all.
