Bleached Armageddon!
By Inuyoshie, who may be beastly, but she owns no Bleach.
Chapter 26: Dibujas Malas
El Dios (Aizen)
"And then, she had the gall to lie to me and blame Ulquiorra!" I finished.
"She needs to be shown justice," Tousen nodded. I sighed. Tousen was one of the only people who wouldn't talk about my fall to other people. I inwardly cursed myself for being so foolish as to permit myself to fall down.
"Gin was bad enough," I muttered, taking a sip of tea. (And this time, I make sure it was tea.) As soon as I said this, Gin came marching in. I sighed again. Yes, I trusted this man, but some days are just too much.
"Yes?" I asked.
"These girls know more than they let on," Gin announced in a sing-song-y voice. He then thrust a stack of papers into my lap. I looked at them in absolute horror.
There were pictures. Detailed pictures… of me and that ryoga Kurosaki Ichigo kissing. And hugging… and in other various compromising positions. Thankfully, there was no full nudity, but it was still disturbing. Then after that, there were similar pictures of Gin and I. And then of Gin and Kira. And then of that Quincy boy and Szayel!
"Where did you get these?" I demanded, venom dripping from my voice.
"Eh, from Maddie's sketchbook," Gin replied casually. "Heheh… she's gonna flip when she finds out they're gone-"
"GIN YOU TRAITOR!" someone screamed from a nearby hall.
"It's what I do!" Gin replied as Aja raced in, snatched the pictures from me and glared at Gin, who was doubled over in laughter. "Don't mention this to Ruki!"
"Why not?" Gin asked. Aja didn't answer. She just ran away.\
_Later at the Espada meeting_
"What the fuck Aizen? Why the fuck didn't you tell us you were sleeping with that Kurosaki bastard?" Grimmjow demanded, slamming an incriminating picture of me on the table. To my absolute horror, almost every Espada had some pictures.
"And who on earth is this bespectacled boy? Not that he isn't handsome…" Szayel trailed off. We all stared at him.
"Hah! I finally have proof that Szayel's gay!" Nnoitera screeched joyously.
"You do all know those are just drawings…" I remarked. "I am NOT sleeping with Kurosaki… or Gin,"
"What about that blonde guy Fox-face was with?" Grimmjow demanded.
"Eh... someone," Gin grinned.
"How did these get released?" I demanded.
"Well… they were in the mess hall…" Yami pointed out. Stark's snoring suddenly stopped.
"Eh? What's going on?" he asked sleepily.
"Aizen-sama's gay!" Nnoitera announced.
"I'M NOT!" I snapped, glaring at the offending Espada.
"Silence yourself trash," Ulquiorra glowered at Nnoitera.
"Wha' I find interestin' is how Maddie knew wha' that Shinigami looked like," Gin drawled.
"They're all spies from the Soul Society," Ulquiorra suggested.
"Aja sees premonitions…" I mused. "So she has an excuse,"
"I don't think Nicole knows," Grimmjow announced. "But she's psychic… so…"
"And the boy?" I asked Szayel.
"I don't know," Szayel admitted. "I don't believe so,"
"So that leaves Maddie… the person who drew the pictures and the only one without an alibi," Ulquiorra mused.
"I'll investigate 'er!" Gin shrugged. "It'll be fun!"
"… Right," I nodded. "I'll expect results tomorrow morning,"
"Yes sir!" Gin saluted me and cheerfully sauntered out of the meeting room.
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Hohoh! The shit has officially hit the fan!
Otherwise known as NEVER TRUST GIN TO HELP YOU GET BACK AT AIZEN!
Let me rephrase that: NEVER TRUST GIN!
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