Note: random silliness. Bit crap but it might make you giggle. Decided to post it anyway because ... well, my friend is on the floor laughing. Then again, she's a bit drunk!

Say what? Oh yes, it is the return of Eleanor ... and she gets some information that she might not need to know! Ianto's coffee for everyone! Review please!

BTW, "Hitting that" is American slang for having sex with someone.

Listen to the radio

Eleanor and Captain Jack were greeted by music as they entered the magnificent hub.

Loud sounds and beats pulsated through the metal surroundings and filled the Victorian basement. Jack frowned as he heard that particular song playing. He had never heard it before and he certainly didn't know who it was that had turned on the radio, or even who had the ability to figure out how to trick the system.

Eleanor bounced up and down and sang along:

"smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh"

Jack turned to her and once again frowned. "You know this song then?"

"Yeah, it's been playing in the clubs for a while now." Eleanor responded.

"You … go to clubs?" an astonished Jack asked.

"I'm 19 years old Captain … so yeah." she shyly responded.

As they both entered the main area of the hub, they were both greeted by a smiling – and somewhat ashamed – Ianto. He vigorously typed in something on Tosh's computer and the song soon faded. "Sorry, didn't hear the alarms."

Jack leant against a railing and examined Ianto. Eleanor on the other hand, walked up to him and hugged him. "Hey Ianto. So, Akon and Eminem huh? Didn't realize you were into … erm … R'n'B…"

"Well … I don't often get the chance to listen to it, but I do enjoy it once in a while." a flustered Ianto replied.

Eleanor laughed lightly and looked at Ianto with an unbelieving eyes. "It's just that … well … no offence … but you don't really look like someone who'd listen to Akon …"

"Why not?" exclaimed Ianto, a bit more defensive that he had anticipated.

"Well, the suit and the attitude dude ... i mean ... Ianto."

Ianto faked a mock-surprise look on his face, straightened out his suit and stammered. "Well … if I want … I could get down with the homies."

Eleanor burst out in laughter. "You're Welsh sweetheart … so no."

Jack cleared his throat and both agents turned to face him. "So Ianto. How did you get the radio to work? I'm the only one who can bypass the system … and I have to use my wrist strap to do it. So how did you pull it off?"

Ianto suddenly turned bright red and was founding it hard to make a comprehensible sentence. "Well … erm … yeah … huh… I kind of … erm hacked into the system … and used the water tower as a relay … for erm radio waves …"

"You hacked into our system? With the tight security protocols and everything?" Jack exclaimed, a little shocked and a little impressed. "Seems like someone is being grosely underused here at Torchwood."

Whilst Ianto shyly nodded, Eleanor beamed. "Oh Captain … it seems that Ianto has been a very naughty boy. He should be punished. Maybe you know you should … smack that … all on the floor."

She laughed at her own joke but silenced when neither men laughed. Ianto had suddenly hurried away, blushing heavily, and Jack sported a huge grin on his face but refused to look at Eleanor.

The young girl turned her head from Ianto to Jack. Again, from Jack to Ianto.

As realization downed on her, she covered her mouth with her hand and paled. "Duuuude … I so did not need to know that!"

Jack cheerfully chuckled. He patted Eleanor on the back and walked away from the girl. However, he soon heard feet hurrying behind him. He turned to face an excited – and curious- Eleanor. "What?" Jack asked.

"Seriously," Eleanor started. "You're hitting that?"

"I'm not hitting anything." Jack replied, a little confused.

"No, not hitting a thing, you know … hitting THAT!" she repeated. It took her a while but as soon as she realized that Jack simply didn't understand the question, she explained. "It's American slang, Captain."

"Oh," Jack muttered. "Let's see … 21st century slang … Hitting that …"

Eleanor could precisely see the moment he figured out what it meant as Jack's eyes narrowed whilst his grin widened. "Now now Eleanor, I don't see how that is any of your business."

Eleanor looked rather pleased as she saw the Captain stride through the hub, with a renewed spring in his step and a huge grin on his face. "He keeps forgetting I can sense other's emotions!" she muttered to herself.