"The Fantasia Unit was enjoying a day at the beach. The sun was shining. Jane, Mulan, and Belle were sun bathing. Meg and Esmerelda were playing some beach volleyball with PH and Sally. They were just snoring the sunshine and taking a breather after completing a series of non stop missions./p

"Everything was going just swell.


Meanwhile, back at NSA headquarters...

"Run!" A panicked agent shouted as hordes of agents poured out of the gym and workout room. A beast like roar shook and rattled the building. Inside, a large furry creature with razor sharp claws, giant fangs, and horns was fighting against a man who was almost like a beast himself

Adam, also known by his more famous moniker, Beast, was battling fellow government signed hero and agent, Tarzan. The two had been rivals ever since they'd met. A meeting in which Tarzan believed Beast to have been the cause of a series of bloody murders when in actuality he'd been trying to track the creature truly responsible.

Beast lifted Tarzan off the ground before throwing him and then charging after him. Tarzan let himself fly before his arms shot out and grabbed onto some workout equipment. Using his momentum he swung himself around, caching beast in the face with a powerful kick. Beast stumbled back, growling as she shook his head to clear it.

He looked back up to roar at the wild man who released an animalistic growl right back at him. Tarzan was the Ghost Ape. Hero of Opar city. He was a tall lean and well muscled man with tanned skin and long brown hair in dreadlocks.

Beast and Tarzan leapt at each other, ending up in a snarling mess of limbs.

"Are they fighting again?"

"Yep."
Two spectators watched as the beast men fought like wild animals. One was dressed in golden armor with a blue cape and a sword at his hip. He was Paladin. Hero, NSA Agent, and leader of the Order of the Paladins. Beside him was a Chinese man. He was agent Shang. A top operative and accomplished martial artist./p

"Should we stop them?" Shang asked.

Phoebus looked at the two of them and sighed. He drew his holy sword, it began to glow with power. With a swing he sent out a shining arc of holy energy. It struck the two men, sending them flying back in opposite directions. They looked back to Phoebus and snarled at him.

"Enough you two. Now come on. We've all been called for something."

Beast and Tarzan snorted before standing up, their battle on hold for the moment. Beast calmed himself with deep breaths. Then he was surrounded by light before he assumed his human form. Adam was a relatively normal man. And reasonable. But not when he was Beast. Adam grabbed his discarded shirt before they followed after Phoebus and Shang. They made their way through the base before they gathered in a small conference room.

They all took a seat as they waited for the one who called them there to arrive.


An 18 wheeler barreled down the highway. It knocked cars aside as its horn blared, the drivers not at all caring about the safety of other people on the road. One of them looked into the mirrors to see the black SUV and purple Jeep still in pursuit. The Unit had been tasked with stopping this illegal weapon's shipment. They'd succeeded for the most part, but a trailer managed to get away./p

Meanwhile, on top of the trailer and hanging on for dear life was agent Meg. Wind whipped at her face as she held onto the surface of the trailer thanks mostly to Belle's latest gadget. She brought a finger to her ear./p

"Someone remind me how i ended up on top of the trailer?" she asked her teammates who were in pursuit.

"I blame bad lifestyle choices," came Esmerelda's sage response.

"Sounds about right," Meg said as she conceded her point.

"Meg, are you ok?" Jane asked from the SUV./p

"How are the magnetic gloves working Meg?" Belle asked curiously at Jane's side.

"Considering I'm not a stain on the highway...pretty good. Any orders captain?"

"I'd recommend staying put, but I doubt you'd listen."

"And you'd be right. I'm going Terminator on their asses," Meg growled. Slowly she began crawling her way up the front of the trailer. Jane sighed.

"PH, i don't suppose theres anything you could do?" Jane asked looking back to the shaman.

"Not without risking Meg," PH replied. Jane sighed once more. She started thinking of their next move when suddenly the SUV's radio went off.

"Need some help ladies?"

Everyone in the car froze.

"Is that?" Belle said in bafflement.

Jane growled and picked up the mic. "SMITH! You stay the hell out of my operation! Or I'll-"

Her threat was cut off as helicopter flew overhead. The women looked up to see it in pursuit of the trailer. Jane narrowed her eyes and cursed.

Meg was still working her way up to the cabin when she heard a helicopter overhead. She looked up and screamed in surprise as a large shape came down. Beast dropped onto the trailer, sinking his claws into the surface. He made his way to her before scooping her up and leaping high into the air. Meg shouted in panic before Beast's arm caught another.

"Adam?" Belle said with wide eyes.

Another figure suddenly leapt out of the helicopter. It dropped down onto the trailer before it leapt off. It landed in front of its path and waited. The drivers stared dumbfounded as the person did nothing to move. And then they slammed into him. But to their shock, the trailer suddenly began to slow down.

In front of the trailer was a tall, muscular man with red orange hair, leather armor, and a blue cape. He pushed against the trailer as he slid over the highways surface.

"Hercules?!" Meg asked as she saw her boyfriend stopping the trailer.

Eventually, the trailer came to a complete stop. The driver tried to step on the gas to get it to push the man out of the way. but he didn't budge an inch. the driver side door was swung open as Shang punched the driver and yanked him out of his seat. The same thing happened with the passenger as Tarzan did the same. In only moments the drivers were successfully captured.

Traffic was stopped as the rest of the Fantasia Unit pulled up. The helicopter overhead hovered in the air before a ladder with a man on it slowly descended. Jane glared at the man coming down. She marched up to him right as he touched the ground.

"JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING AGENT SMITH!?" she shouted at him.

The tall, blonde haired, blue eyed man known as Smith just smiled at Jane. Agent Smith was considered the best Agent in the NSA. Something that annoyed Jane to no end. He was the golden boy of the Agency, as such he was given special perks and authority over nearly anyone.

"Just helping Agent Porter," Smith said with a relaxed shrug.
"We did not need, nor ask for your help Smith. Now if you'd kindly leave, we have an investigation to complete."

"Sorry Jane. But this investigation is going to me and my team now," Smith revealed as his teammates came to his sides. The women lined up beside Jane as most of them were face to face with their significant others, save Sally. Meg marched her way over to her Unit's side and glared as Hercules came up to stand beside his new team.. Jane looked at the team in question. It was an impressive line up, she could admit that. She looked up to see someone was still obviously piloting the helicopter.

"Also, effective immediately, PH is now on my team," Smith added.

"WHAT!?" the entire unit shouted in unison. PH flinched before she narrowed her eyes at Smith.

"Oh hell no!" Meg snarled. She marched up to Smith and galred. "First you take our mission, and now you try and take our girl? I don't care if you're the Agency's golden boy. PH is ours!"

"Your loyalty is admirable Megara. But its already been decided. PH, lets go," Smith commanded. PH remained on the with a sigh she was about to step forward to go off with Smith.

"PH stay where you are," Jane commanded. PH froze. "PH is with us."

"Look Porter. The higher ups have-"

"I'll speak with them myself. And until they tell me themselves, PH is Fantasia Unit," Jane replied sternly. Smith held her gaze. His men shrunk under the glares of their women./p

"Very well. But you aren't going to change anything," Smith said backing down.

"Jane snorted and huffed before turning to walk away. Her team followed suite. The men watched their women walk away.

"Great. Now our wives are mad at us," Phoebus said with a sigh. He looked to Smith and frowned. "Did you really have to try and take PH from them?"

Smith watched them walk away, keeping his eyes on PH's retreating form.


"Can you believe them?" Meg said as she downed another shot. She, Mulan, Esmerelda, and PH were at the bar of their hotel as they vented their frustration out. "trying to take our girl," she said with a growl into her glass. "I hope wonderboy wasn't expecting sex anytime soon," she muttered to herself.

"I know right. And Phoebus just stood there," Esmeralda added.

"Well Smith is the leader guys. We can't be too hard on them," Mulan tried to say in the guys' defense.

"The hell i can't. Smith is a dick," Meg muttered. The women sat in silence, PH especially as she stared at her glass.

Soon however, they were approached.

"Let me get some Gin for the lady," came a familiar voice. Esmerelda stiffened as she turned her head to see Phoebus behind her, in civilian clothing. She frowned at him as he smiled at her.

"You aren't buying me with a drink Phoebus," she muttered.

"Not trying to. I just want to buy a beautiful woman a drink," Phoebus stated. Esmerelda blushed.

"Are you trying to get me drunk?" Meg asked hercules as he kept buying her alcohol.

"Is it working?"/p
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Meg's face formed into a smile. "Keep them coming and you might just get lucky tonight wonder boy," she said with a wink./p
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Soon the women couldn't stay mad at their men. They loved them after all, and they were just following orders. Eventually, the women were dragged off by their guys, who happened to have private rooms for some much needed rest. Though none of them would be resting much that night.

PH smiled after them and shook her head. She sipped at her drink as someone took up a now vacant chair beside her.

"Can i buy you a drink?"

PH froze. She set down her glass before turning to see Smith beside her.

"Agent Smith. Lovely to see you again," she said without much enthusiasm. Smith chuckled as he ordered her a martini. PH accepted it with a light thanks as Smith continued to watch her. "Something on your mind Smith?" PH asked.

"Are you mad at me?"

"Not mad no. But I'm not pleased about someone trying to take me from my girls without my permission," PH said with a shrug.

"Well we need a magic expert. And you the best in the agency," he said.

"Is that the only reason Smith? Purely professional?" PH asked.

"Of course."

"You really know how to make a woman feel special Smith," PH said blankly. It was silent for a few moments.

"And," Smith suddenly began. PH looked at him. "Maybe I wanted to work closely with you again," he said with a slight blush.

"Smith. We had a good night. Lets leave it at that."

"I thought we had a great time. Remember, New Orleans. Tiana's place. That ridiculous trumpet playing alligator," Smith said with a laugh as he reminisced about their one date. PH couldn't help but laugh at the memory. It had been a wonderful date.

"It was...nice. But I'm not looking for a relationship," PH stated calmly.

PH froze as Smith placed a hand on her cheek. He trailed his thumb over it, like one would something precious. She looked into his blue eyes. She couldn't deny the attraction to him. Or the natural chemistry they had. Smith held her gaze as he started to lean in. PH didn't' pull away, and actually found herself leaning in to meet him.

"Hello there," they both suddenly pulled away.

"Rolfe," Smith muttered with a sigh. He turned to his Lieutenant.

"John Rolfe, good to see you again," PH said with a warm smile. John Rolfe was a brunette man around their age. He and Smith were close friends, and had always been friendly rivals. But over the years, they'd found something new to compete over. Unlike with Smith, PH had been in a short relationship with Rolfe before she ended it.

"Rebecca. Always good to see you. Am I interrupting?" he asked looking between them.

"No. I was just leaving actually," PH said as she stood up. "Goodnight Smith. Goodnight Rolfe," she called out as sh strolled of. Both men watched her go before locking eyes.

"Well played Rolfe," Smith said as he bought his friend a drink.

"Had to do it," Rolfe stated calmly.

"Only one of us can have her in the end," Smith Said lowly. Rolfe smiled.

"Let the best man win."

"Can you believe him Belle?" Jane asked in outrage as she paced around the room. Belle watched her friend and Captain pace around in a rage. She wasn't sure what to do to help. "They're trying ot break us up! Us!"

"PH is the most powerful magic user in the agency. It makes sense other teams would want her," Belle stated.

"Yes, but she's ours. We're a team. All of us. Without PH we aren't complete. She's always been with us," Jane retorted. Belle nodded in agreement. PH was one of the most level headed on the team. She never panicked, never got riled up, always kept a cool head. But if things got bad she was also their secret weapon.

As Jane continued her rant Belle's phone went off. She looked down at it to see a text from Adam. She couldn't help but smile as she saw they were at the same hotel.

"I'm sorry Belle, is there somewhere you have to be?" Jane asked in annoyance. Belle flinched as she set her phone down.

"No Captain. Its just...Adam is here...and well," she paused as she blushed a little.

Jane sighed. "Go ahead," she said dismissing her Lieutenant. Belle thanked her before leaving the room. Jane sighed again She went out to the balcony for some fresh air. She took deep breaths of the crisp air as she tried to settle her temper. She leaned against the railing as she readied her argument for her appeal to keep PH with the unit.

"Jane?" Jane looked up to see Tarzan, kneeling on the railing next to her and looking at her in concern. "Are you angry with me?"

Jane looked into her husband's eyes as her anger was snuffed out. She smiled at him before stepping forward and closing in to meet him for a kiss. She moaned at the feeling of her husband's lips and smiled as she cupped her cheeks. She pulled back to look into his eyes.

"No darling. Just at the situation," she explained softly.

Tarzan stepped down off the railing as he wrapped his arms around her. "I'm sorry. I didn't want to take your teammate from you."

"I know love. I know," they stood like that for a few minutes. But eventually, Jane wanted more. They kissed, their lips growing hungry and desperate. Eventually, Tarzan through his wife over his shoulder and scaled the side of the building and up to his room.

The next day the Fantasia Unit was gathered at NSA headquarters as Jane was making her appeal to the higher ups to let them keep PH. The others waited in a small lounge area for the return of their leader. Everyone save for Meg. All the women were anxious, for they were a team. And losing a member would make them feel incomplete. They all looked at their shaman teammate who sat calmly. There was nothing she could do but hope the Captain could convince the higher ups not to reassign her.

Then as if on cue Meg strolled in though the automatic door. Her team looked to her and gasped as they saw she was in a wheelchair. She rolled up and greeted them as if nothing were out of the ordinary.

"Oh my god Meg! What happened?" Sally asked in shock.

"Yeah, are you ok?" Mulan asked.

"Yeah. I'm good. This is just what happens when your boyfriend can benchpress a mountain. The feeling usually come back within a day or two," Meg said casually.

The other women all stared at her in shock. But then they remembered that Hercules was a super, with super strength. And they'd been doing...that...all night.

"Does it hurt?" Esmerelda asked curiously.

Meg grinned playfully. "It hurts so good," she said jokingly. The women chuckled. Then they waited for almost another hour before Jane came into the room. Her face was passive and neutral. The team surrounded her, looking at her expectantly.

Jane kept her neutral expression ass he kept them in suspense. But then she smiled. Wide and proud. "PH stays with us," she said with a nod.

The women cheered and threw their arms around PH who laughed and smiled happily with them.

"This calls for a celebration. The Captain is buying," Meg declared. "Follow me," she called back as she rolled out of the room. The others chuckled after her before they followed close behind.. As they made their way through HQ they passed Smith and his new team. Meg flipped Smith off as she kept rilling, earning a chiding from Jane. The other smiled and waved to their respective others. PH locked eyes with Smith. Smith smiled, despite having lost to Jane. PH smiled back. The she locked eyes with John Rolfe. She gave him a smile and a wave as well before followin after her unit.

Smith and Rolfe watched PH walk away before exchanging a glance.

Their competition was far from over.


Review request, there are the men. Froming their own little team under agent Smith. Small love triangle between Smith, PH, and Rolfe. No, Jack Skelington will not be a meber of the team, so Sally is the odd one out.

Iron Fist 98: No. I just can't. My brain refuses to let me do it.

Guest: I have plan for Treasure planet. Mikcy mouse is too silly. I wouldn't know how to even begin to replicate a Sherlock Holme's character thought process. Atlantis exits, they are their own soverign nation/island/city. Elements of black cauldron will appear later on in this AU. As will Anatastaia. Now is there any prompt you'd like to see.