Izaya: Hello my lovely humans~! I bet you're all wondering to what you owe the pleasure of your God addressing you? Well, I have great news! This is the first chapter of my newest fiction!
Sachi: Um...Izaya...
Izaya: Shhh, Sachi-chan, I'm talking now, ne?
Sachi: ...
Izaya: Now, what will this story be about?
Sachi: It's a bonus chapter for my Tsukioppi... You don't have a new story yet...sorry...
Izaya: ...
Sachi: Um...but you're in it? And I uh... I love you!
Izaya: I'm going to your Facebook to troll you.
Sachi: Noooo! I said I was sorry!
Roppi: On with the story! They're too immature to do this correctly...*sighs*
Maps
(Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
[Pack up. I'm straight enough. Oh say, say, say, oh say, say, say, oh say, say, say, oh say, say, say... Wait, they don't love you like I love you. Wait, they don't love you like I love you. Ma-a-a-a-a-aps, wait! They don't love you like I love you...]
Roppi's feet crunched in the melting snow. Spring was coming soon. It had been two months since he and Tsuki had been released from the Ikebukuro Psychiatric Hospital. Well, more or less released. Roppi walked back and forth to the establishment every day for work.
He had a whole new group of misfits to help. They all seemed just like the old group. They had their problems, and there was no "quick fix" for any of them. He used his own experience as examples. He told them there was no way to cure themselves.
They had to learn to live with what they have.
And you know what? Thus far, he was doing damn good as a therapist. For once in his life, his fucked up childhood was helping others. Roppi let a small smirk grace his lips as he crossed the street. His phone rang.
"Hello?" he asked as he picked up his new smart phone. It had been another gift from Izaya. Tsuki had a matching one, and the poor raven had spent many nights trying to teach the blonde how to use it.
"Roppi! I don't know where I aaaaaammmm!" Tsuki's frantic voice filled his ear.
"What do you mean? I thought you were at Izaya's!" Roppi hissed. His cousin knew better than to send the fumbling blonde out on his own. Tsuki could get lost going in a straight line.
"I was but he asked me to go to the post office and send something, since it's right down the corner... I guess I turned the wrong way and I tried to find my way back but I think I just got more lost!"
"...Seriously? Tsuki, all you had to do was turn around!" Roppi said in disbelief.
"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! Don't be mad at me! I'm just scared!" Tsuki's voice sounded tearful now. Roppi let his anger fade.
"What do your surroundings look like?" he asked his lover.
"Umm... There's a really tall building beside me..."
"Does it say anything? Do any of the building near you say anything?"
"Eh...N-No... Oh, wait! There's a little grocery store over there!"
"The one with the green overhang in the front?"
"Yes! I think we went there last week!"
"We did. Now go inside, and stay there. I'm coming to get you."
"Thank you..."
"It's fine, love. Calm down." Roppi smirked as he hung up.
Now, you might be wondering why Tsuki doesn't just use his GPS on his smart phone. This is what happened last time:
"Eh? Which one is me?"
"Tsuki... You're the only dot on the screen..."
"Ah, okay! So, how do I access this?"
"It's on your main menu. It says 'Maps' on it... You just saw me do it..." the raven had said, smiling in amusement. Tsuki acted as if it was advanced calculus.
"Main menu? Is that the thingy on the middle of the screen?"
"...Those are your contacts..."
"Contacts?" he had asked, fiddling with his glasses.
They had eventually agreed that if Tsuki got lost, he was to either call Roppi, Kasuka, or Shizuo immediately. Izaya was off limits, since he had a habit of trying to make the poor blonde even more lost.
Roppi's phone rang again.
"Roppi-chan, I'm missing a secretary. Have you talked to Tsukishima?"
"Yes, Izaya. He got lost, thanks to you." Roppi said flatly, turning onto the street the grocery store was across from.
"Eh? It was right down the street! I didn't think he would get lost."
"He did."
"Am I in trouble, Roppi-chan?"
"Yes."
"Oh, Shizu-chan, I'm in trouble!" Izaya called to someone else in the room. Roppi heard a deep voice answer him, but couldn't make out what it said.
"Ahahahaha! You're such a pervert, Shizu-chan~."
After that, there was the sound of fabric ripping, something breaking, and the phone cut off.
Roppi walked into the store, looking around. A man called him from the corner.
"Good evening, sir! May I help you?"
"Ah, yes." Roppi said calmly. "Have you seen a tall blonde in here? He's wearing a scarf."
The man looked around like he expected Tsuki to materialize behind him.
"Is that him?" he asked, pointing to a man by the front window. Roppi smiled as Tsuki turned, meeting his eye.
"Roppi!" the blonde cried, running forward to embrace his lover. "I'm so happy to see you!"
"You just saw me this morning." the raven laughed, wrapping his arms around Tsuki's neck as he was lifted. The oaf twirled them around, drawing very much attention to them.
"I, ah, I see you found him." the man grinned, trying not to look uncomfortable.
"Yes, this is him. Tall, blonde, devilishly handsome~." Roppi purred. Tsuki shot him a lopsided smirk before he threw the raven on his back and started carrying him out of the building.
"Sorry again." he said when they got outside. "Izaya had me sort all these files today, and I thought it would be nice to go out and be of more use to him, since he helped us out so much. I guess I kinda screwed that up though..."
"I told you, it's fine. I don't mind helping you." Roppi said, kissing his neck.
"How was work?" Tsuki asked, following Roppi's directions and leading them home.
"Long. Shinra wants me to fill in for another group next week. I'd have two sessions of group a day, instead of one."
"Are you going to do it?"
"I don't want to, but we need the money if we want to eat." the raven said, pointing left for his lover to follow.
"True. I get paid next week. We can use my check for groceries."
"We need your check to pay the power bill. Let me take care of the groceries."
Tsuki huffed at him, walking outside their building. He walked them to the elevator, and pressed the button, leading them to their floor. When they got inside, he turned to his lover after he placed him on the floor.
"I need to pay for more than just a few bills. I'm supposed to take care of you!"
"Tsuki, your paycheck is essential to us to survive. I need to use mine for the big bills, since I make a little more. That's all." Roppi assured him. The blonde made a face at him, taking off his scarf.
"I only make a little less..."
"Exactly. Which is why if you'd ever bother to check my math, you'd see I only pay $100 more than you each month. We need each other to keep this place."
"Oh..."
"See?"
Roppi grinned at him, shrugging off his red and black jacket. His sleeves were rolled up again, revealing his scars. Tsuki stared at them.
"I still can't believe...it's been so long since we got out..." he said quietly.
"I told you it would work out, didn't I? You obsessed over nothing." The raven pulled his shirt over his head, going toward the shower. Tsuki's hand pulled him back.
"Wait..." he said breathlessly. He pulled the smaller man flush against himself, making them both hiss when their groins met.
"Tsuki?"
"Shhhh. It's my turn to help you out..." the blonde said quietly, kissing him fiercely.
"I, ahhhhh, I have paperwork to do..." Roppi moaned as his tongue was nibbled. Tsuki's large hands traveled down to his hips, fingers dipping into his waist band.
"It can wait, right? I'll help you with it. I'm getting pretty good at filing things." the blonde said, unbuttoning his lover's pants and tugging them down.
"You are? Mmmm, good because I'll need help with it. I feel like I'll be very busy in the next few minutes~."
"You will be."
Tsuki leaned down, biting on Roppi's neck. When the smaller man cried out, he breathed into his ear.
"Ah, do you feel how hard you are?" his hand grasped at the growing bulge in the raven's black boxers.
"Hahhhhhhh! T-Tsuki..."
"Heh... You're a little wet too. Have you been wanting this so bad?" Tsuki purred, fondling Roppi harder.
The smaller man leaned his forehead against the blonde's shoulder, breathing heavily. It was strange to observe every time. Whenever they started to have sex, Tsuki's personality changed drastically. He turned...animalistic. It made Roppi beg for him every time. He loved dominant Tsuki.
"It's... It's been, nnnnnnnn, a while..."
"We've been busy lately. I've noticed how stressed I feel. I guess, based on this," he pressed his hand even harder, "You've been feeling it too."
"Tsuki..."
The blonde gave him a Cheshire grin, kissing down his neck and spanning his hands over the raven's bare chest.
"Beautiful..." he hissed, leaning down to bite a nipple.
"Ahhhhh! S-Stop teasing me...ne?"
Tsuki flashed him a grin, indicating that his teasing was far from over, and kissed even lower. He reached the hem of his lover's boxers, and licked his lips.
"Do you want it, Roppi?" he smirked.
"Nnnnn..."
"Tell me, or I won't know."
Roppi forgot how to voice his want for this man. All he could do was thrust his hips toward the blonde, hoping for the best. Tsuki gripped his thighs, growling lowly.
"Alright then. I'll just wing it." he said, wrapping his mouth around the raven's clothed erection. It was blissful and infuriating all at once. Roppi could feel the heat, but couldn't lose himself in it.
He needed more.
"Hahhh, ahhh, please..."
"Please what?"
"Tsuki... Take them off...please..." Roppi begged openly. He would never let his voice sound this way for anyone else.
The blonde had a predator grin on his face, as he tugged the boxers down, wrapping his tongue around his lover's swollen member.
"Ahhhhhhhhh~! Ohhh, there..." Roppi groaned, moving his hips to force himself more into that delicious heat. Tsuki obliged, allowing the raven to assault his mouth. He bobbed his head, earning a feral cry from the smaller man.
"Nnnn, no more... No more!"
Tsuki released him, looking up so their eyes could meet.
"I want you, Roppi."
The raven sighed blissfully, tilting his head back against the wall. Tsuki was always so honest... It got him more and more every time.
"I'm... I'm all yours..." he told the taller man. The blonde snarled, and lifted him in the air, going toward their bedroom. He threw Roppi onto the mattress, following after him.
"I love you, Roppi." he said as he settled between the man's legs, grinding down.
"Ahhhhh! Love you too...ahhh..." The raven's hands frantically reached down to un-do Tsuki's pants.
"Eager?"
"Need you..."
Tsuki helped him remove his pants, before he gave him three fingers.
"Still? I don't need...preparation..."
"Yes you do. Be good and I'll make it fast."
Roppi hissed as the fingers entered his mouth without his consent. He nipped the fingertips, before he swirled his tongue around them, lathering them with saliva. He locked eyes with Tsuki, who was looking at him hungrily through his glasses. Roppi grinned before he reached up to remove them, placing them on the bedside table.
"Ready?" the blonde asked eagerly.
"I've been ready."
The oaf rolled his eyes, placing his fingers against his lover's entrance. Roppi moaned blissfully as one entered him.
"So good..." he purred, thrusting down against the probing digit.
"Roppi... You're so perfect...always..." Tsuki sighed happily as he inserted another finger. He curled his fingers into the velvet walls, searching for the spot...
"TSUKI! T-There!"
Found it.
Tsuki smirked, shoving the last finger in a little rougher. He knew his lover liked it better when it hurt a little. Roppi was writhing beneath him, riding his fingers.
"Need...more... Please..."
Tsuki smiled at him, moving to settle more against the smaller man. He removed his fingers, and positioned himself. Slowly, he pushed in.
"Nnnnnnn... Oh, God..." Roppi mewled. This was his favorite feeling.
"You're...sucking me in..." Tsuki hissed, wincing as the walls tightened around him. "If you keep doing t-that...I'll come..."
"Then move!"
The oaf pulled out, slamming back in harshly.
"Nyahhhhh... Tsuki..."
The blonde chuckled lowly as he hooked the raven's legs over his shoulders.
"'Nyah'? That's a new...one..." he ground out, picking up pace.
"S-Shut...up..." Roppi met him in the air to deepen the thrusts. He screamed when his prostate was hit.
"Fuck...Roppi..."
"Harder..."
They picked up pace again, the mattress squeaking under them. Everything was out of their heads besides the pleasure.
"Ahhh...Roppi... I love you...love you..." Tsuki said between thrusts. It seemed to matter so much more when they were connected like this. The blonde had to tell him.
Roppi was at a loss for words. He simply moaned louder, wrapping his arms around his lover's scarred neck. He only just noticed the scarf was still on. Tsuki slammed into him harder, making him cry out.
"Close..." he hissed.
"M-Me...too..."
One more well aimed thrust had both men careening over the edge of bliss. Roppi came on their abdomens with a cry. Tsuki came inside him, filling him up. The raven mewled at the feeling, his toes curling. They fell against the sullied sheets, both panting heavily.
Tsuki propped himself on his elbows, looming over the smaller male as he kissed him gently.
"I love you." he said again.
"I love you too...more than anything..." Roppi purred.
They lay in content silence, listening to the sounds of the city outside.
"I just thought about something." Tsuki said suddenly. "Where's that nurse outfit?"
"Seriously? You want to go again?" Roppi asked in disbelief.
"I wouldn't mind, but I was referring to the fact that we haven't used it in so long."
"...Now that you mention it...I haven't seen it around either."
"Hmm. I guess we misplaced it." Tsuki sighed.
"Speaking of misplacing things, we need to get you a GPS you can actually use. I worry when you get lost."
"...I don't mind it so much..." the blonde said quietly.
"Explain that, please."
"When I get lost... I know you'll find me."
Roppi chuckled at this, kissing his lover again.
They fell in silence again, letting sleep consume them for a little while. When they woke, they would have work to do, and Roppi would receive a call from Izaya apologizing for ripping the nurse's outfit. Shizuo would be in the background, saying it was Izaya's fault for being a damn tease.
Right now though, all was well.
[Wait...they don't love you like I love you. Wait, they don't love you like I love you. Ma-a-a-a-aps, wait, they don't love you like I love you...]
Sachi: I'm done now, officially. I just had to do another lemon! Me lovey dominant!Tsuki~!
Izaya: *Still mad*
Roppi: So, this one is the last? You promise this time?
Sachi: I do... I feel it ended better now. I got so many requests to know what Tsuki was like on his job, and how Roppi did as a therapist, and a very interesting one from TinkanaiT32 requesting to see them 'break in' their bed. :3
Izaya: I demand a new story! I'm your favorite! I want a new story!
Shizuo: Flea, you're being a baby.
Izaya: SACHIIIIIII!
Sachi: I'm sorry! I'll start one ASAP, I swear! I do love you! *sobs and glomps Izaya*
Tsuki: Eh... Review? We love them! And this bonus chapter WAS just for you guys~
Until next time, my dear readers!