WELCOME TO NARUTO TRUTH OR DARE MY WAY CHAPTER 26!!! Sorry for the late update, school, and writing other stories has kept me busy, please don't kill me!!

Disclaim: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!! Or Ultra Maniac!!!

HOSTS!!

Mitsuki (Heza-chan x3)

Flower (Flowerypuff!!!!)

Sam (ShikallllTema)

Victims!!

Naruto, Hinata

Shika, Temari

Sasuke, Sakura

Ino, Chouji

Neji, Tenten

Kankarou, Gaara

Everyone is in a dark cave. Mitsuki Sasuke and Gaara are chained together over a vat of oil.

Orochimaru: MWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Uh, how did we get here again??

Sasuke: Hn.

Gaara: You asked Orochimaru if he was gay and had a crush on Sasuke.

Sasuke: And he denied it, and then you used your host powers to poof up a bunch of pictures of me from his room.

Gaara: And then he got mad.

Mitsuki: Yeah yeah, I got that, but why are you two here too?

Sasuke: I'm here because he thinks killing me will prove that he's not in love with me.

Mitsuki: Okay. Gaara-kun why are you here?

Gaara: Flower said that he liked quiet guys so if he didn't like Uchiha he must like…me.

Mitsuki: THAT'S right! And then we both said he probably liked Neji too!!

Neji: CAN I COME OUT OF THIS CAGE YET?!?!?!

Orochimaru: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: YEAH!!! I don't like being stuck in a cage hovering over a pool full of electric eels and crocodiles!!!

Orochimaru: They're alligators.

Flower: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!

Shino: Why am I in here?

Flower: Because Naruto blabbed out that you were quiet too and that Orochimaru must have a thing for you too!!!

Tenten: SO WHY ARE WE STUCK HOVERING OVER A PIRANA FILLED MINI LAKE?!?! IN A CAGE?!?!

Orochimaru: MWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Okay, I think we've had enough fun with Oro-crazy.

Hinata & Flower: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!
Hinata Flower and Mitsuki snap their fingers and……nothing happens!
Orochimaru: MWAHAHA!!!!!! Your puny host powers do not work in cages!!!!!

Sam: THEN IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT IN A CAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Trapped Hosts: SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: Yep!

Orochimaru: YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam and Orochimaru have a long fight involving flying cheese, electrocution, lots of cats, and many jokes about Orochimaru's mother.

Orochimaru: You…win…

Sam: HA! VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam snaps her fingers and everyone is out of the cages. The hosts all snap their fingers and everyone is back in the truth or dare room.

Sam: Phew, finally we're back from Oro-teme's crazy emo farm!!

Mitsuki: YEP!!!
Flower: So…

Sam: Let's play…

Hinata: TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Okay!! Here's a long complicated question!!

Flower: Joy!!!
Mitsuki: If you were trapped on a desert island, and only had 1 thing, what would it be, and why? Also nothing that would help your immediate escape from the island, and no food, or water, or electronics.

Flower: I'd take Shino!!

Shino: …

Mitsuki: I'd take Gaara-kun!!!! And if I couldn't take him I would take an infinite supply of drawing and writing things, you know, notebooks, pencils, sketchbooks, the works!

Gaara: I'd bring Mitsuki…

Mitsuki: YAY!!!!!!

Mitsuki glomps Gaara.

Flower: You remind me of Nina…

Mitsuki: Well then, I guess you remind me of Ayu!!!!

Flower: I actually admitted to Shino that I like him. You took forever. Maybe you are more like Ayu.

Mitsuki: HUH UH!!!!

Sakura: Nina? Ayu?

Mitsuki: It's an Ultra Maniac thing.

Ino: And Ultra Maniac is??

Sam: We'll tell you when you're older.

Ino?

Chouji: I'm hungry…

Everyone: O.o

Chouji: Well I am!!!
Sam poofs in an all you can eat buffet.

Sam: Happy?

Chouji: Yep!!!

Mitsuki: Back to the big question! Sasuke???

Sasuke: I'd take things to train with.

Lee: I WOULD BRING THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!!!!!

Everyone: …

Hinata: He freaks me out…

Mitsuki: But his fighting style kicks butt!!!

Tenten: O.O

Neji: O.O

Mitsuki: What??

Tenten: You're a fan of his?!

Mitsuki: Yep!

Gaara: But you like me better, right?

Mitsuki: But of course!!

Mitsuki kissed Gaara on the lips and sits on his lap. Gaara wraps his arms around her.

Flower: So kawaii!!!!

Flower glomps Shino.

Naruto: CAN YOU FEEL IT?! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?!?!?!?! NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN FEELING THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both: NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN FEELING THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Okay then.

Flower: They really do freak me out sometimes.

Sam: Just a bit.

Sam jumps up and smacks Sasuke over the head with a pillow.

Sasuke: What the heck?!

Sam: YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Sam pushes Shikamaru and Temari together and they kiss. Behold le makeout session.

Everyone: O.o

Gaara: She kind of scares me.

Mitsuki: Just a lil.

Kabuto: BUT YOU'RE PSYCHO KILLERS! AND SHE SCARES YOU?!?!

Gaara: I'm not a psycho killer.

Mitsuki: And I'm not a killer.

Itachi appears followed by Takura and Saun, who are chasing him.

Itachi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kabuto: WHATS UP WITH ALL THE PSYCHO KILLERS TODAY?! YOUR SO WIMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki Gaara & Itachi: -.-'

Kabuto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki Gaara and Itachi chase Kabuto around the room, hitting him with water balloons.

Sam: Well, since Mitsuki is otherwise disposed, I vote we……turn Sasuke into a cat!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: Wha-?!?!?!?!?!
Sasuke is turned into a cat before he can even complete his sentence.

Sasuke: Meow hiss meow. (Translation: I hate you all.)

Flower: Oh, we know you love us!!

Sasuke: Hiss hiss!!!!!!!!! Bark!!!! (Translation: YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!)

Sam & Flower: …

Mitsuki: Did he just bark??

Sam & Flower: Yep.

Mitsuki: Cats don't bark.

Sam & Flower: Yep.

Mitsuki: Well someone screwed up.

Sam & Flower: Yep.

Mitsuki: Yep.

Naruto gang: Yep.

Mitsuki: I hate life.

Everyone: WHAT?!
Mitsuki: The game. Life! I always lose!!!! Flower always beats me…and then I played with Sam, Flower, and Cobra, and I lost to both Sam and Flower!
Gaara: Hn. But you beat Cobra.

Mitsuki: A sock puppet could beat Cobra.

Flower: Yeah. He was looking at the swimsuit edition of sports illustrated. Perv.

Sam: Yeah!!! And he kept asking me how hott I thought the girls were!!! It was creepy!!!

Sakura: So what did you do with him??

Hosts: Well…

A screen comes down from the ceiling and it shows Cobra hanging upside down being attacked by navy blue bunnies named Sasuke.

Mitsuki: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Flower: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hosts: BWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto: They freak me out when they're evil.

Lee: Yes!! LET US RUN OUT THE DOOR LIKE SCREAMING FOOLS!!!!!!! OF YOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto: LET'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto and Lee run out the door screaming like…more like idiots than fools…oh well!

Mitsuki: Temari and Shikamaru must act out a part of Romeo and Juliet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –pulls out camera-

Shikamaru: Troublesome.

Temari: Romeo oh Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?!
Shikamaru: Uh…I don't remember the rest…something about Juliet being the sun…or something…

Temari: Eh works for me!!!!

Sam: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam takes a billion pictures as she slams the couple's heads together. Again.

Sam: YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE INO-PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam snaps her fingers and Ino is falling off a cliff in the middle of nowhere.

Mitsuki: …

Flower: …

Chouji: YOU JUST TRIED TO KILL MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: Oops??

Mitsuki: Oh well!

Flower: She'll be fine!

Mitsuki & Flower: Eventually!

Sam: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mitsuki: Hey guys, anyone else wanna make a snowman?

Gaara: What's a snowman?

Hosts: O.O

Gaara: …

Hosts: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SNOWMAN IS?!?!?!?!
Gaara: Hn. No. Thus the question, what's a snowman?

Mitsuki: Well gals, whadda ya say. Shall we show Gaara-kins how to build a snowman?

Gaara: Gaara-kins?

Mitsuki: I'm testing it, I can't decide between Gaara-kins and Panda-chan!!

Sam: Mitsuki! Flirt later snap now!

Mitsuki: Fine!! Jeez!!

The three hosts snap there fingers and the room is covered in snow, and everyone is in swimwear.

Everyone: COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: CRUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: IT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIKA!!!!!!!!!! Temari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD EACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shika: …

Temari: …

Sam: DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru and Temari hug, and the hosts snap pictures before they snap there fingers, and everyone is in winter clothes.

Everyone: Ah…much better!!!

Everyone proceeds to make snowmen, Mitsuki showing Gaara how, and all the couples (Sam with Shikamaru and Temari forcing them to hug every two minutes) together, making snow people!

SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Ino: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karin: HELP ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: I WILL PROVE MY NOTGAYNESS BY PROVING MY LOVE TO YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karin: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karin: AND SASUKE SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino & Oro: …yeah…right…whatever you say…

Karin: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: AND I HATE YOUR GUTS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karin: OH YEAH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ino: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karin: -sniff- well that's not very nice…

Ino: O.o

Orochimaru: o.O

Karin: …what?

Orochimaru: You are a very strange female…

Ino: Just her or all girls?
Orochimaru: All girls anymore.

Karin: MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BOYS INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: THAT'S IT SHE'S GOING IN THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Oro & Ino: -.-'

Karin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Oro & Ino: -.-"

Karin: OOOOOOOOO-stops to take a breath-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: …

Ino: …

Karin: -pant-

Ino: Can I throw her in the cage please?

Orochimaru: Go for it.

Ino: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino throws Karin in a cage filled with mice and other things that Karin is scared of laughing maniacally.

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orochimaru hits a button and loud music starts to play.

At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;

But then I spent so many nights

Thinkin' how you did me wrong

And I grew strong

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oro & Ino: NO ITS NOT LOUD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru turns up the volume.

And so you're back from outer space

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: STILL NOT LOUD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino cranks up the volume some more.

Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did I crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive

Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;

I've got all my life to live,

I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,

I will survive. Hey hey.

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: MUST DROWN OUT BRATTISH FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orochimaru cranks up the volume to the last level. Ungodly high.

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,

And I spent oh so many nights

Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry

But now I hold my head up high

And you see me somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,

And so you feel like droppin' in

And just expect me to be free,

Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me

Ino & Oro: …

Karin: -drowned out by music- -still screaming-

Ino & Oro: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: …

Orochimaru: …

Both: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did I crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I. I will survive!

Back in T.O.D. room

Gaara: That was fun.

Mitsuki: You bet your grama's britches that was fun!!!

Everyone: O.o

Mitsuki: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO'S IN A RUSH TO THROW YOU AWAY?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone: -.-'

Shino: They're hyper again.

Flower: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY NOW HERE WE GO IT'S THE BRAND NEW VERSION OF THE DOSEY DOE!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST STOMP YOUR FEET AND CLAP YOUR HANDS COME ON EVERYONE IT'S THE HAMSTER DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOUNCE IN TIME TO THE BEAT! HEY YOU DON'T EVEN HAFTA MOVE YOUR FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST SHAKE YOUR THANG LET ME SEE YOU MOVE NOW SPIN AROUND AND FEEL THE GROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiba: LET'S TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts doing the hamster dance. Mitsuki and Flower dosey doe, while Sam forces Temari and Shikamaru to do the same. While taking pictures.

Sam: I can multitask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: SWING UR PARTNER ROUND AND ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: NOW SPIN AROUND AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone collapses from exhaustion.

Sam: Teehee!!

Flower: Hey Mitsuki. We're supposed to dye Sasuke's hair orange.

Mitsuki: COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki Flower and Sam snap their fingers and Sasuke has orange hair.

Mitsuki: OOOOOHHH I HAVE AN IDEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki snaps her fingers and Sasuke is turned into a duck, and Kiba is turned into a…cat?

Kiba: Meow hiss MEOW!?!?!?!?!?! (WHY AM I A CAT?!?!?!?!?!)

Sasuke: Quack QUACK QUACK!?!?!?!?!?!?! (AND WHY AM I A DUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!)

Mitsuki: Kiba is a kitty cause kitties are pretty and Sasuke…have you ever even looked in a mirror?

Sasuke: Quack? (Yeah and?

Sam: Uh…

Flower: How do we put this?
Mitsuki: Your hair looks like a ducks behind.

Sasuke: QUACK?!?!?!?!?! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WHAT?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Sam: Easy. Our evilness tells us to and we listen to it.

Sasuke?

Mitsuki: YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O.o

Flower: Sorry bout that, she was dared to scream YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ehem, at a random time. I was just dared to scream yosh.

Sam: YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower: YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam & Flower: 'Mitsuki your cousin has a weird since of humor…'

Mitsuki: You know it! And now, we, the hosts, have been dared to go on dates with our boyfriends!!!!!!!!! Or in Sam's case, she is to go and watch Shikamaru and Temari on a date. So ladies, gentlemen and Sasuke and Kiba, let us say goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiba: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (FIX ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Sasuke: QUACKITY QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I AM A MAN YOU IMBISILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Mitsuki: SHUSH!!!!!!!!!! Anyways! Thank you for being here today, I've missed you all, but the past month has been hectic, with schoolwork, being sick, I had pneumonia, and just a buncha other crud. Please review, they keep me going and inspire me!!!! I'd like ten for the next chapter, pwease?! Please read our newest story Feathers and Blades, its actually by both Flowerpuff and me!!

Sam: Well Temari, Shikamaru, LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru and Temari are dragged out of the room by Sam. Gaara and Mitsuki exit with Shino and Flower. The Naruto gang goes off to eat somewhere, and Chouji goes off in search of Ino.

Orochimaru's secret hiding place.

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: WE'VE RUN OUT OF SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oro Karin & Ino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!