"And we're back with-"

"Total Drama MUSIC!" Kelsi shouted, interrupting her sister's introcution.

"Get lost, Kelsi!" Chloe yelled and Kelsi skipped away from her. "Like I was saying!" Chloe narrowed her eyes off screen, presumably at her young sister. "The contestants are all in the basement, stuck listening to Justin Bieber."

"THE GIRLY DEVIL!" A little voice shouted off screen and the camera moved to Lucy, who was sitting on Sam's lap. Sam was hugging her cousin to her. She really had missed her.

"So far, a few people have left the basement...But we'll get back to them later." Chloe said. "For now, we shall check up on what went down, down there."

Basement

Zakk pulled Daniella's face round to face his. His eyes were looking very desperatly into hers. Justin Bieber just wasn't his thing.

"Distract me." He pleaded. And Zakk never pleaded. Daniella was a little hesitant, but she did kiss him eventually.

"You know, she's just trying to make you jealous." Sami told Alex. The two were sitting against the opposite wall to Daniella and Zakk, facing them.

"Why would she do that?" Alexander asked. "We're just friends." But Sami didn't seem convinced. She didn't want to see Alex get hurt because of Daniella again. Sami really did care for Alexander...Maybe a little more then she should have.

"MARTIN!" Dana yelled, distracting her friend. "You know, if you wanna distract yourself from this music, then you should go follow in Zakk's footsteps."

"You want me to make out with Daniella, too?" Martin asked, spotting the two in the corner of his eye.

"No, silly!" Dana laughed. "GO MAKE OUT WITH JAMES!" It was a good thing the music was so loud, otherwise James might have heard the werid girl. "COME ON!" She whined. "You know you wanna go stick your tongue down his throat and be all like," Dana stuck her tongue out and started moving it in cirlces, making funny noises as she did so. "Because I know, that you, that he knows, that I know, that you know, that he wants to do it to you, too!" Martin smiled a little at his crazed friend. She was right, he'd give her that.

"I HATE HIM!" Natalie cried out, holding her hands over her ears. She hit her head on Matt's shoulder, fed up of the high pitched singing that was bouncing off the walls.

Matt wasn't a big fan of his music either, but he had to tahnk Justin Bieber for getting Natalie to rest her head on his shoulder. That was an epic win in his books.

"How can you stand his music?" Troy asked. Tonia was half-asleep, cuddling up to Troy on the floor. "You still awake?" He asked.

"Yeahhh." Tonia yawned. She had, had a bad nights sleep, so she was very tired. However, Troy still thought she was beautiful without the beauty sleep.

"You can go to sleep if you want." He told her, kssing the top of her head. Tonia smiled a little. She liked it when boys kissed the top of her head.

"It's oka..." But she had drifted off mid-sentence. Troy smiled down at her, he may have hated the music around him, but he had Tonia to distract him from that.

"THAT'S IT!" Kelvin yelled over the music. "I AM OUT OF HERE!" He stood up and Thunder got up with him. Neither liked Justin Bieber, they both loathed him with a great passion. So, the two were first out of the basement.

"Hey." James moved to sit beside Kat. They had both been sitting alone, with no one to talk to. Kat was still missing Joey terribly. She still had that 'I'm-all-alone' feeling inside her.

James, on the other hand, didn;t want to sit by Martin, mainly because he was with Dana, who, quite frankly, scared James a little. She was always so hyper and acting crazy in his opinion, but, yet, she was hiding something from everyone. So, James wanted to stay clear of her incase she was a murderous killer. Just incase...

"Hey." Kat smiled weakly back. James smiled at her, but when she looked away, so did he. At first, James caught Martin's eyes, but the two boys looked away as fast as they had met. "You know, everyone knows you like him." Kat said. James was silent. Was it really that obvious? "And we ALL know he likes you, too."

"So this is what the screeching music my sister listens to is..." Jesse said blankly. "It's...BAD!" He yelled. Marianna cracked a smile. That was something both of them had in common, both had sisters who were MAD over Justin Bieber. So, to a certian degree, they could both tolerate the singing.

Outside the Basement

"Why do they have to make-out?" Chloe wondered aloud. "It's like a constant reminder that I'm single...And sticking your tongue down another person's throat is disgusting!"

The door opened up and out stepped Astoria. The noise had just gotten too much for her. She hated that stuff that girls went gaga over. It was ridiculous, he wasn't a good singer or even good looking as far as she was concerned.

As soon as Sam spotted her, she smiled. Lucy could see the smile on both of their faces, so she hopped off Sam's lap and smiled at Astoria.

"You had to listen to the girly devil." Laucy said. "You can sit on my cousins lap." Astoria smiled down at Lucy.

"That's okay, mini-Sam." She said, patting Lucy on the head. "I think I'm going to go back to my room." Sam held her arms up for a hug off Astoria, but she held her head high.

"You are a sadist for making me sit through that." She told her. But she couldn't stay mad at Sam for long. Astoria climbed onto Sam's lap and the two had a cuddle up together.

Upstairs

"All I found was clothes, books and Chloe's teddy, Fluffy." Kelsi said. Her and Lucy had met up in the hallway after searching through Chloe and Sam's bedrooms.

"I found this..." Lucy said. She held up a white eggshaped item. "I really hope it's not what I think it is..."

"What are you two doing here?" A voice behind them came and the two young girls jumped in fright. It was Chris. He knew there was going to be trouble when he allowed two children into his home, but he had assumed they would have stayed with his co-hosts downstairs.

"Hi, Mr. McLean." Lucy smiled. Kelsi smiled inncoently next to her. Lucy took in a deep breath, but her face scrumpled up as if she had eaten something sour. "Why do you smell like a trucker, lube and sweat?" She asked him. Chris' face turned bright pink, but Kelsi then spoke up.

"Yeah, he does smell like a trucker and sweat." She agreed with the younger girl.

"And lube." Lucy added.

"...What's lube?" Kelsi asked.

Downstairs

"I need some realy music!" Zakk yelled, collapsing against the door as he exited the basement. "Too much gayness..."

"I see Zakk has enjoyed today's challenge." Chloe joked, watched him fall to the floor in shock. Astoria threw her MP3 at him and he instantly plugged in the earphones to his ears, anything was better than Justin Beiber.

Basement

By now, nearly everyone was on their last legs of listening to Justin Bieber. Nearly everyone.

"You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart" Sami sang in time to the music. Alexander turned his head to the side and stared at her.

"What?" Sami asked, she didn't know she'd done anything wrong. "I like this song." She told Alex, who hit his head against the wall. Even he was getting tired of the music.

Outside the basment

"Well, we've had enough Justin Bieber for this episode." Chloe said, not taking her eyes off the monitor that showed everyone in the basement. "So, tune in next time for more fun." She smiled. "On Total." She paused for Sam to say her line, but whenthe camera turned to the co-host, she was in a heated make-out session with Astoria, who was still on her lap.

"Drama MUSIC!" Chloe finished, trying not to get grossed out by making-out couple.

A/N: LOL!

I had fun with this chapter ;) Sooo much fun XD! LOL!

Hope you liked it :)

You know...Kelsi was reading this over my shoulder and she asked me what lube was...How do you explain to an eight-year-old what lube is? Go ask AJ! LOL! So, she went and asked AJ...LOL! I love putting my brother in awkward situations ;)

ALSO! I want you guys to check out XxLetItRainxX on fictionpress :) She's writing oneshots based of the characters in this story :) I'm on my way to read the first one now, I just know it's going to be good :) So, I hope you check it out too :)

Thanks for reading, please review :)

Love, ChloeRhiannonX