Time for Thor and his army of marvelous marvelous dicks. (There's an illustration on my DA. (Name's the same on here))
"How about Quackers?" Loki suggested on the was back to the tower, the duck right at Tony's heel. Thor walked a little way back, his duck army still trailing behind him, waddling in an almost perfect V shape.
"Quackers?" Tony raised an amused eyebrow.
"We'll I don't see you coming up with any bright ideas."
"I wasn't the one who begged to keep it."
"I do not beg Stark, I am a God."
"I seem to remember you begging a lot when we have sex."
"Anthony!" Loki gasped in mock shock. "Not in front of Dudley." Loki motioned to the Duck at Tony's heels.
"Dudley's even worse than Quackers, and fine, last time we had fun in the bedroom."
Loki smirked again."How about we call him... Loki Jr?" They turned the familiar corner just one or two streets away from the tower. Thor was still struggling with his army and crossing a road.
"What about Sherlock? Seeing as we both love the films, TV series and books. or better still, Moriarty as they're both evil."
"I still think he's more of a Loki Jr, but if you insist... Moriarty it is. And we can always call him Jim of that gets a bit of a mouthful."
"Yeah." Tony half turned to the duck. "You like that name Moriarty?" It quacked and flapped its wings once then rushed to pick up their pace again. "I'll take that as a yes then."
"And you said you didn't want a family." Loki chuckled and leaned further into Tony's side.
"I meant kids. I'm not ready for something as big as that, but having a pet is sort of like a halfway compromise." Tony placed an arm around Loki's shoulders as they turned the final corner and where directly across the way from Stark towers.
"What do ducks even eat? We could make him a sandwich."
"Or we could feed him that left over bacon lube?"
"Ewww, Anthony. That's disgusting. Ducks love in water, so maybe they eat fish. Have we got any sushi?" They began to climb the steps up to the front door or the tower, having to go slow so that Moriarty could keep up.
"I was kidding, I already threw it out." he paused at the top to wait for Moriarty. "We could have Jarv order some though." he paused and glanced at where Thor and his army were coming up the street. "I hope he keeps them on his own floor. Does he even know how to take care of an army of ducks?"
"Love, I don't think he intends to keep them, I think one just bit him."
Tony laughed. "Well good luck to him to try and get rid of them."
Loki's eyebrows cocked up and he let out a laugh. An amazing laugh. "I thought they'd have left him by now, i never thought they'd make it across the road." People were still beeping their horns at them as he went past.
"I didn't think they'd follow him this far." Tony said, also laughing. Moriarty finally caught up with them on the top step and quacked before shaking himself. "I think someone wants to go inside." Tony said as the laughter wore off.
"Do you think we could take him to the expo with us?"
"Maybe." Tony said as he opened the door for the other two to enter. "Maybe I'll fly in in my suit holding him then we could do a sort of Lion king moment?"
"A what?"
"Oh yeah, you haven't seen it. It's a cartoon film about lions, by Disney and at the beginning when Simba is born, the monkey Rafikki lifts him up triumphantly to show the rest of the animal kingdom. It's pretty epic."
"Your Midgardian customs never cease to amaze me Anthony." Loki gave an amused smile
"I'm sure your Asgardian ones would too." Tony winked then walked into the elevator with Loki and Moriarty.
When they reached the top of the tower, they found Steve on the sofa reading a newspaper.
"Hey Cap." Tony said mindlessly as they walked through the elevator door, Moriarty sticking close to Tony all the time.
"Um... Tony?" Steve lowered paper so that just his eyes were visible over the top.
"Yes?" Moriarty quacked too which made the two standing smirk.
"Uh, is that a duck?"
"What duck?" Tony mimed looked around then looked down and pointed and mocked surprise. "Oh, this duck?" he smirked. "This is Moriarty."
"Mori- Tony, why do you have a duck?" Steve folder his paper into four and placed in on the space beside him.
"Loki wanted to keep him after he started to follow me." Tony shrugged.
"You... You can't just take a duck out of the wild."
"I didn't take it. It followed me."
"But what about it's friends, it's family. Does either of you even have any idea how to look after it?"
"We'll be his friends and family." Loki interrupted "why would it need anyone else?"
"And to be fair, I didn't actually want to keep it. I argued your case... Loki, its giving me the evils again."
"It's a love glare."
"No, you give me love glares. That is not a love glare... How did you manage to persuade me in this?"
"Because I am the most remarkable being in the universe, and because you love me." Loki's smile turned smug. "And you love him too. I am slightly jealous that he made you love his so fast, he managed it in a matter of minutes when it took me a whole two days. Although in my defence, you were unconscious for most of those.
"So that's why I don't remember that day. And yes, you are the most remarkable being in the universe." he leaned over and kissed Loki. "I love you."
"Thank you Anthony, I love you too. Now let's go have hot passionate sex."
Steve looked up wide-eyed from the newspaper he had open up again.
"What about the duck... And Steve?" Tony raised an eyebrow.
"Fuck the duck. Steve can duck-sit."
"Now who's being a poet?" He laughed then grabbed Loki's hand and started to pull him into their room. "Have fun Steve! I know we will!"
Loki laughed as the door clicked shut behind them and he was thrown on the bed.
That's all for today folks. (Winkyface)
-DoctorMaz&NinjaCookieXD Over & Out.