Sorry for the slow update. Those were the last of my pre written stuff, so now I have to just write a chapter and then upload it. And I've been kind of busy, and then I got stuck at one point in this chapter. But once I was getting towards the end, I just couldn't stop laughing as I was writing. So I hope you all laughed as hard as I did writing it. ENJOY!
CHAPTER 26
"I can't believe Gus is still going. J.R.'s been down for the count. Already snuggled in her pull out bed in Gus' room." Lindsay said as she watched Gus chasing after Ali and Hunter.
"It's all the liquid crack I gave him. Keep him up for days." Brian joked, making Lindsay smack him. It was around 11:00, and most of the older adults, like Justin's mom, and Brian's grandparents and most of his aunts and uncles had already left. Even some of his cousins, because they had to get back for their babysitters. The bartender and servers had cleaned up and left. Justin changed, much to Brian's amusement, into sweats and a t-shirt, and was making drinks in the kitchen. And making a mess while he was doing it. Him and some of Brian's younger cousins, like the college kids, were playing a bunch of drinking games. Brian, much to his surprise, was having fun watching everyone.
"He's been having the time of his life since you all came around." Melanie said to Teresa and Sawyer. Brian looked over at them.
"You should hear him talk about school now, and how Memphis just used to be his friend, but now he's his cousin. And Miss Lucy is marrying one of his other cousins." Lindsay said.
"Oh you have to tell them." Melanie said, tapping Lindsay's arm. Lindsay's eyes widened and she smiled.
"Tell us what" Sawyer asked.
"Well, we already asked Debbie and Jennifer. But grandparents day is in four weeks at Gus' school. And he wants all three of his grandmothers, and his grandfather in full attendance" Lindsay said. Brian smiled at his mom.
"Good luck with that. A room full of obnoxious runny nosed kids." Brian laughed. But Teresa clapped her hands.
"Oh I can't wait." Teresa cheered. Sawyer pulled out his phone.
"Just tell me a time and date. I'll make sure my assistant blocks me out for a few days." Sawyer said, playing around with his phone. Lindsay looked over at Brian.
"And you remembered fathers day right? It's at the end of March before Easter." Lindsay said.
"Isn't fathers day in June?" Brian asked. She rolled her eyes.
"I've told you this like five times. Fathers day happens when they're out of school. So they do it in March. You told Justin right? Gus is really excited for both of you to come." Lindsay said. Brian chuckled.
"No I haven't told him yet. He gets all emotional and starts bawling like a baby. I figured I'd tell him when we get there so then when he cries he'll just blend in with the rest of them." Brian joked. Teresa, Lindsay and Melanie all hit him.
"I don't know how Justin puts up with your crap." Melanie said. All of a sudden, they heard Justin let out a loud laugh. They turned to watch him. He was leaning on Daphne's shoulder, laughing hysterically, making their own group chuckle.
"Well he obviously makes him happy somehow." Lindsay joked. Brian walked over to the group that Justin was in.
"BRIAN!" Justin cheered, stretching is arms out and laughing. Brian chuckled, and then Justin threw himself into Brian's arms.
"Alright who got Sunshine drunk?" Brian asked. Sam raised her hand and laughed. "Why did I even ask?"
"We were inside making drinks. She made Justin's super strong." Daphne laughed out, leaning on Jayden.
"I was only thinking of you Brian. Josh always likes me drunk when we're having sex. I'm pretty amusing. I was only trying to up your sex life." Sam told him, laughing as she held onto Josh. He nodded his head.
"She is pretty amusing." Josh agreed with her.
"Well I prefer Sunshine a little less drunk when I'm fucking him. And we don't need any help in our sex lives. But I appreciate the sentiment." Brian said. Justin spun around and pointed at her.
"We don't need any help. He's amazing. He came like seven times last night." Justin said.
"Oh geez." Daphne said, as the rest of the group started laughing. Brian pulled Justin back against him.
"Thank you Sunshine. But you don't have to announce that to my family." Brian said.
"BEER PONG" Alix screamed. Alix was Brian's aunt Maria's 21 year old daughter. She was jumping up and down. "Beer pong, beer pong, beer pong, beer pong." she sang.
"We send her to college to learn, and be educated, and all she can do is play beer pong. The drunken lush." Bruno, Vance's son said. Alix stopped jumping.
"Please. I learned to play beer pong from Nico and Luca when I was like, 15 or something. Come on someone set a table up." Alix said.
"We need cups!" Sam said. Justin lifted his hands up.
"I KNOW WHERE THE CUPS ARE!" Justin screamed. He ran forward and grabbed Daphne's hand. "Come on." he said, and dragged her in the house. Brian walked forward and hit Sam in the back of her head.
"Thanks for getting Sunshine drunk. When are you leaving again?" Brian asked. She just laughed as he followed Justin into the kitchen. Justin was still laughing as he was looking for cups in the cabinets. "How much has he had to drink?" Brian laughed.
"I don't think it's a matter of how much. I think it's whatever Sam made him. He's just all happy." Daphne said. Brian narrowed his eyes at him as Justin stood up.
"You smoked something didn't you?" Brian asked. Justin put his finger over his lips.
"Shhhh. She snuck some pot onto the plane. And we smoked it on the side of the house. I didn't want to smoke it inside the house. It smells good. It's like a new car smell. We have a new house smell." Justin said as he leaned onto the kitchen island and laughed.
"Oh Jesus." Brian said, scrubbing his face. Justin pointed to Daphne.
"What?" she asked.
"Have you fucked Jayden yet?" Justin asked. Brian chuckled and she rolled her eyes at him.
"We're getting to know each other. We've only been on a few dates. And he's only now starting to get over his shyness. And his brothers and cousins aren't helping him. They're harping on him and embarrassing him. So don't either of you start in on him." She warned, but was smiling.
"I wonder if he has a big dick like Brian does. Like does it run in the family?" Justin wondered out loud Brian laughed, figuring he was voicing his thoughts, that he's meaning just to think.
"I don't know. And don't ask him." Daphne warned him. Justin held out his hands. "What are you doing?" Daphne asked.
"I'm trying to show you how big he gets." Justin laughed. Daphne rolled her eyes.
"Asshole." Brian said as he walked over, and pulled Justin's hands further apart. "That's how big I get." Brian said. He smiled and turned to Daphne. "Ten inches. You wanna measure?" Brian asked. She laughed and rolled her eyes, as Justin started opening cabinets again.
"No thanks. I've actually seen it before, so I believe you." Daphne laughed.
"FOUND THEM!" Justin yelled as he held up the bag of plastic cups. He tossed them at Daphne. "Take those outside. Me and Brian have to go upstairs." Justin laughed. She rolled her eyes.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because talking about his dick got me super hard." Justin laughed. She laughed and walked away, and Justin jumped into Brian's arms, wrapping his arms around Brian's neck. "Take me upstairs and fuck me." Justin said. Brian laughed.
"And what about our guests?" Brian asked.
"They'll be fine. They all have food and alcohol. Just thinking of your hard cock, has me so hot. I need you right now." Justin said as he smashed his lips against Brian's. Brian pushed Justin, making him walk backwards towards the stairs. He tripped backwards and fell, pulling Brian down on top of him, and laughed loudly. "Your not supposed to hurt my ass that way." Justin laughed.
"Come on giggles." Brian said as he pulled Justin up, and helped him up the stairs. He was wobbly and laughed the whole time. He kept his hands on Justin's hips as he kept falling. "Do I have to carry you up the fucking stairs?" Brian laughed. Justin held his hand up.
"I can do it." Justin said, and laughed. Once they made it, Justin turned and jumped at him again. Brian leaned down and pulled him up, making Justin wrap his legs around his waist. "I love you." he whispered and bit his neck. Brian growled and rushed into their bedroom, slamming the bedroom door shut with his foot, and falling down on the bed, with Brian landing on top of Justin. "Fuck me." Justin growled. Brian made quick work of his clothes, and helped Justin, who was slower from the weed and alcohol, off with his.
"Thank God for no condoms. Takes way to much time." Brian said. He leaned forward towards the nightstand and grabbed the lube and squirted some on his very hard cock, and Justin's ass, making him hiss from the cold. He pushed one finger inside Justin.
"God Brian." Justin moaned loudly, making Brian chuckle.
"You like that?" Brian said huskily.
"Yessssss." Justin hissed. Brian pushed another finger inside of Justin, making him moan louder. "Oh God more." Justin groaned. He pulled his fingers apart, making a scissor movement, getting him ready for his cock. "Please just fuck me Brian." Justin moaned. Brian laughed as he crawled up Justin's body.
"You want me to fuck your ass?" Brian whispered as he wrapped one leg around his waist, and then the other. Justin started kissing his neck.
"Yes please fuck me Brian. I want you so bad." Justin groaned. Brian lined himself up and slowly entered Justin, making him hiss from the pain. He pulled all the way out, and slowly started thrusting in and out. It felt amazing, not having any barriers between them. No condom to separate them. "Faster Brian." Justin moaned as he tried to pull him closer. "Fuck me harder." he said. Brian lifted his legs on his shoulders, amazed that he could still bend Justin like this. He loved it. Justin was tighter this way.
"My God you two. This is your party and you leave it to go fuck each other?" Sam asked as they stepped back outside. They had set up a couple of tables to play beer pong. Brian recognized them from Lindsay and Melanie's house.
"Actually, I didn't fuck him. He fucked me." Justin laughed. Brian just laughed and rolled his eyes.
"Horn Dogs. Come on. Someone play against me." Sam whined. Justin raised his hand.
"I WILL!" Justin cheered. Brian laughed and slapped his hand down.
"You will not. You're already to drunk. Just stay put." Brian laughed and pulled Justin back.
"No one wants to play against her, because everyone loses. She wins every single time." Josh told him. Brian snorted. Sam raised her eyebrow.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. She's never lost a game." Sawyer said. He had car keys in his hand.
"Are you leaving?" Brian asked.
"Yeah. Me and Teresa are the last of the adults left." Sawyer said, looking at Sam. She just stuck her tongue at him. "All you kids have fun. I'm to old and mature to be hanging out drinking all night." Sawyer said. Teresa smacked his stomach.
"Please. I could hang with these kids all night. I just think I'm starting to catch a cold or something, so I'm kinda beat." Teresa said and made a sad face.
"Oh my God are you pregnant?" Sam asked. Everyone got quiet and stared at her. "You are aren't you?" Sam asked, getting excited.
"Samantha June shut the hell up." Sawyer warned her.
"Oh my God you two are doing it again aren't you?" Sam asked. Sawyer gave her a death glare. Teresa walked up to her.
"Honey. You have to be having sex in order to get pregnant. And we are not having sex. Eat some food. And stop smoking." Teresa said and kissed her cheek. She turned back to Justin and kissed his cheek, and he laughed. She looked up at Brian. "Feed this boy something. And don't let him be alone with Sammy anymore. She's a terrible influence. Watch out for him. He's to sweet and innocent." Teresa said. Brian laughed.
"Justin? Innocent?" Brian asked.
"You know there was a time when he was innocent. But Brian went and took him home and stole his innocence. Poor Boy Wonder." Michael joked. But Teresa just stared at Brian.
"I promise to take care of him." Brian said. She smiled and kissed Brian's cheek, and then Justin's cheek again. Justin put his hands on Teresa's shoulders.
"Teresa!" Justin said seriously. She put her hands on his shoulders.
"Justin!" she said, just as enthusiastically as him. Brian and Sawyer snorted.
"When I marry Brian, do I get to call you mom?" Justin asked, and then laughed. Teresa's eyes widened for a moment. But she smiled at him and laughed. She put her hands on his cheeks and pulled him forward, and kissed his forehead.
"Honey. You can call me whatever you'd like. That's up to you and Brian. But I would love it if you called me mom." Teresa said sincerely. Leave it to Justin, while he was drunk, to ask the most intimate of questions. They left a few minutes later, while Justin just made himself comfortable, leaning against Brian.
"I'm not playing with her anymore. She cheats." Maggie said, throwing a cup at Sam, making her laugh.
"I'm not cheating. I just kick major ass at this game." Sam clarified. Maggie just huffed and crossed her arms.
"Alright I'll play with you." Brian said. Sam looked over at him and chuckled.
"Don't embarrass yourself Brian." she said. His eyed widened
"OOOOHHHHH!" Justin yelled, laughing. He pushed Justin off of him, and towards Emmett, who was sitting in Calvin's lap.
"Take care of Sunshine here. Get him to drink some water." Brian said as Emmett laughed, and pulled Justin down into his own lap. Brian walked towards the table and stared at Sam. "You think you can beat me?" Brian asked? She crossed her arms.
"No one can beat me. But if you feel the need to get your balls kicked in by a girl, feel free to challenge me." Sam said. Justin laughed and clapped his hands.
"Brian's gonna get beat by a girl." Justin laughed. Emmett couldn't help but laugh at Justin, and pulled him back to sit more in his lap.
"Sweetie I think your fiance is getting mad. Don't laugh at him." Emmett said, trying not to laugh himself. Brian glared at the two of them. Well, the three of them, since Emmett was still sitting in Calvin's lap.
"I'll throw a quarter in the air to see who goes first." Jayden said.
"Fags call." Sam said, smiling.
"Heads." Brian said. She rolled her eyes as Jayden threw the quarter into the air.
"Heads it is." Jayden said. Brian smiled.
"We're gonna head out. Gus is finally crashing. Good luck Sam." Lindsay said, kissing Brian's cheek.
"Why good luck to me?" Sam asked. Lindsay and Brian just smiled at each other. "What?" Sam asked. Lindsay left with Gus and Ali. Brian threw the ball and it bounced, and landed in a cup.
"That's one." Brian said. She rolled her eyes and drank the cup, tossing the ball back to him. He tossed it again, and it bounced in the next cup. She rolled her eyes again and drank the next cup.
"Two cups in a row don't scare me." Sam said. But Brian just smiled and sank the ball a third time. He never missed. Not once. And soon, Sam had drank out of every cup, never having a turn to toss the ball.
"What was that about getting my balls kicked by a girl?" Brian asked. The family screamed and cheered, because Brian was the first one to ever beat Sam at beer pong. Justin screamed and clapped the whole time. Emmett had let Justin have his drink, and Justin was becoming even more giggly. Justin jumped up and into Brian's arms.
"MY BRIAN WON BEER PONG!" Justin laughed out loudly. It was amazing that he wasn't even slurring.
"Alright. I challenge you to something else. Poker." Sam said. Her face was red as a tomato. Their family just laughed at them.
"If you really want to embarrass yourself, that's fine. There's a poker table downstairs." Brian said. A bunch of them went downstairs.
"Alright who's playing with us. We need three more people?" Sam said. Justin raised his hand, and Brian chuckled, putting it down.
"Just sit down and eat something Sunshine. Emmett, watch him." Brian told him. Emmett nodded.
"I'll play. I always lose these games anyway." Jayden said, sitting down.
"Alright two more spots." Sam said. Justin raised his hand again, and Brian put it down.
"I'm in." Evan said, sitting down.
"Alright boys. Who else is in?" Sam asked. Justin jumped up and down in front of Brian.
"Brian pleeeeease let me play." Justin whined. Brian just chuckled, and put his hands on Justin's shoulders.
"Next time Sunshine. I promise." Brian said. Maggie chugged the rest of her drink and threw it away.
"Alright I'm in." Maggie said.
"No way you cheat. She counts the cards." Evan said. Her eyes widened.
"You asshole. You're the one who taught me." Maggie said.
"That's because Sam taught him." Jayden said. Brian stared over at Sam, and she just smiled.
"I'll deal the cards to you. You're all a bunch of cheaters." Michael said, grabbing the cards from Justin who had pulled them out. He looked dejected when Michael started shuffling them. They all sat down, and Justin pouted behind Brian. They were going slow in the game, because Sam kept taunting them, and Maggie and Evan started arguing with her. Justin was standing behind Sam at one point, and leaned down, pointing to her card.
"Throw that one out and get a new one." Justin told her. She turned and looked at him.
"Why the hell would I do that?" Sam asked.
"Because if you throw that out you won't have a Straight Flush anymore, and Brian has Full House." Justin said. They all moaned and threw down their cards. Everyone who wasn't playing burst out laughing.
"Justin shut up. Emmett I told you to watch him." Brian said as he turned to Emmett, who was sitting in Calvin's lap again. Emmett looked around and laughed, and ran over and grabbed Justin.
"Come here sweetie. The Stud of Liberty Ave is being a total hetero and playing poker. We don't want to mess up his game." Emmett said. Justin looked offended.
"I was trying to help you win Brian. Why are you being a total asshole?" Justin asked. Brian just shook his head, and Michael started dealing out new cards.
"Here drink this." Daphne said to Justin, handing him a bottle of water. "And I made you a plate of food." Daphne said, pointing to the counter.
"Thank you darling." Brian flirted with her. She just smiled at him and shook her head.
"You're flirting with his girlfriend?" Sam asked, pointing to Jayden, and then looked at him. "He's flirting with your girlfriend." Sam said. Jayden looked over at him, and then back at Sam.
"He's gay." was all Jayden said, making everyone laugh.
"So what. He's actually flirting with your girlfriend. I wouldn't be surprised if he's tapped that." Sam said. Josh leaned forward and pinched her shoulder. Jayden snorted.
"I'm standing right here you know." Daphne said.
"And soooo did not tap that. But-" and before Justin could finish, Emmett grabbed his mouth and pulled him back. Daphne just shook her head, and Sam covered her mouth, trying not to laugh. Announcing to his family, the way that he was just about to, that he and Daphne had sex, would totally embarrass Daphne. Brian wondered if Daphne had even told Jayden that yet. That she lost her virginity to Justin. Daphne glared at Brian, and moved her eyes to Justin. Brian nodded his head.
"Hey Sunshine." Brian called over. Justin looked over at him. "If you sit there and behave yourself while I kick Sam's ass at poker, I'll blow you in the bathroom." Brian said. Justin's eyes widened with anticipation and his cousins laughed. Emmett pulled him once again down to sit in his lap.
"Which bathroom?" Justin asked. Sam burst out laughing.
"What the hell kind of a question is that?" Sam asked. Justin stared at her like she should know.
"Because we haven't had sex in every bathroom yet. We have to christen them. DUH!" Justin said, disgusted that she didn't know. Brian just laughed as he picked up his cards. They played for about an hour. Jayden, Maggie and Evan didn't stand a chance against Brian and Sam. Everyone cheered, because Sam kept on losing. Brian said one more game for him, and he won the last one again.
"Finally Sam has met her match. There really was a reason why Brian came into all our lives." Georgia said.
"For free drinks at his clubs?" Evan asked.
"Please. It was to scare off the scum in my apartment." Maggie said, smiling at him. Justin ran over and wrapped his arms around Brian's neck from behind, and kissed his cheek.
"Still drunk Sunshine?" Brian asked. Justin just snorted and shook his head.
"Daphne and Emmett fed me." Justin joked and laughed. Brian chuckled and stood up.
"How's it feel to get your balls kicked in by a fag Samantha June?" Brian asked. She just glared at him. Justin started jumping up and down. "What's wrong with you?"
"Brian. You said if I behaved you'd blow me in the bathroom." Justin whined.
"Geez Justin. You have guests." Daphne said as Jayden stood up and wrapped his arm around her shoulder.
"Gross Daph. They're Brian's family. I can't blow them." Justin told her. The family laughed and Brian pulled him away.
"We'll be right back. Keep partying hard." Brian said as he dragged Justin up the stairs, and down the hall to one of the bathrooms on the first floor, and pushing him inside. Justin started laughing. "What are you on Sunshine?" Brian asked.
"Well I had some really good drinks. And I smoked some pot. And I'm pretty sure Evan gave me E...or something." Justin laughed out, resting his head against Brian's chest.
"Oh real nice." Brian laughed. Justin pulled away.
"Are you gonna suck me off? I was really good." Justin whined. Brian laughed and leaned down and kissed him.
"Yeah you were Sunshine." Brian said. He reached down and picked Justin up and placed him on the counter, making Justin yelp in surprise. He untied his sweats and pulled them down a little bit to pull Justin out. He was already getting hard. He looked up and saw the lust in Justin's eyes. He kissed him hard on the lips, and started stroking Justin's hard cock.
"God that feels good." Justin moaned, leaning back against the mirror. Brian chuckled against his lips.
"You were such a good boy out there Sunshine." Brian whispered in Justin's ear, getting him hotter. "I love when you're a good boy." Brian whispered.
"I thought you liked it when I was bad." Justin whispered. Brian could see the lust all over his face. He was in heaven having Brian stroke him slowly.
"Oh I do. I like it either way." Brian said, kissing his neck. He trailed kisses all over Justin's neck, sucking and licking, while Justin moaned loudly. "You like that?" Brian whispered.
"Yessss." Justin whispered. Brian smiled, and trailed kisses down Justin's chest. Stopping at each nipple to bite them, and kissing all the way down his stomach, until Brian was on his knees. He looked up at his lust ridden fiance. Still a little inebriated, but horny as hell. Brian smiled, and then swallowed Justin whole. "GOD BRIAN!" Justin yelled. Brian chuckled around Justin's dick down his throat, making Justin groan from the sensation, and deep throated him fast. He wanted Justin to cum fast. He felt Justin's legs sit on his shoulders, and put the balls of his feet on his back. He wondered when he had taken his shoes off. He massaged and squeezed Justin's balls with one hand, and used the other to jerk him off, having his hand follow his mouth. He could taste the sweet pre cum that Justin's cock was oozing out.
Brian had never enjoyed giving a blow job the way he did with Justin. He liked doing it from time to time, and he was just a natural at it. But the first night be brought Justin home with him and got him in his bed, he wanted to do everything to his body. He loved sucking on his cock. For only 17 years old, he was already big. Brian had measured at least 7 ½ at that time. In a year it was over 8 inches. And now, 9 inches. He loved everything about it. And he loved the taste of his cum. Justin tended to eat fruit all the time. He had read somewhere that eating fruit, or drinking pineapple juice would make your sperm taste sweet. And he wasn't kidding. He had read this before he had met Brian, and decided to try it. Even though no one had ever tasted his cum, included himself. And as a silly 17 year old teenager, he wanted to prove that theory. So the first night that he brought him back to his loft, and sucked him off, he tasted how sweet Justin was.
He was so lost in his thoughts that he almost missed the signs that Justin was about to explode. He could feel Justin's balls tightened, and suck hard and fast, up and down his dick, until he exploded in Brian's mouth. He swallowed every last drop, as Justin squeezed his legs tight around Brian, and clawed at his shoulders and his hair with his hands. He kept sucking and licking Justin until he started to soften. His hard-on never fully went away, but it always softened just a little bit. That was one of the many, many reasons he loved Justin. He was always ready for more.
Brian stood up, smiling at Justin. There he was, sitting on their bathroom sink on the first floor, with his sweat pants and underwear around his knees, leaning against the mirror, with his eyes closed and breathing hard. He was enjoying the after effects of an intense orgasm. He leaned and kissed Justin gently on the lips. He opened his eyes and smiled widely, making Brian chuckle. He leaned in and kissed him again, thrusting his tongue in Justin's mouth. Making Justin taste himself.
"You feel better now Sunshine?" Brian asked. Justin giggled and wrapped his arms around his shoulders.
"I love you Brian Kinney." Justin said. Brian chuckled and put his hands on Justin's hips. It surprised Brian when Justin would say that now. He was always surprised by how much their relationship had changed. Justin had made comments here and there about loving him. Like when they were eating Chinese food, and he was reading his fortune, and said, 'the man you love'. Or the time when Justin thought he was leaving for Ibiza, and said, 'Just know that I love you'. He didn't comment either time, and it was the first time he flat out heard Justin say it, but it was different now. Justin didn't feel like Brian was going to treat him like crap when he said it. It made Justin happy to tell Brian he loved him. What surprised him the most of all though, was that he actually liked hearing Justin tell him he loved him.
"Oh yeah? And why's that? Because I blew you in the bathroom?" Brian joked.
"The fact that it's in our bathroom." Justin said. He sat up a little straighter, staring at Brian. "You bought me the house of my dreams. You always try and make my dreams come true. I love you, because we have our own home. Because you're my future." Justin said. Brian smiled at him and kissed him.
"Yeah well. I love you to Sunshine. Now let's get back out there Sam tries to pound down the door." Brian joked, making Justin laugh. Brian stood back and let Justin scoot of the counter. He didn't try to pull his sweats up, and they fell to the floor around his feet.
"She's gonna catch us one of these days, I just know it. She's purposely trying to catch us. She thinks gay sex is hot. She's just like Debbie. She wants to be a gay man." Justin told her, making Brian chuckle. He leaned down and pulled his sweat pants up, and pulled them up his hips. Justin smiled up at him.
"Oh don't start that Sunshine. Don't keep looking up at me like that or we'll never get out of this bathroom. We have a house full of young impressionable people who are still trying to beer pong their hetero brains out." Brian joked. He pulled Justin out of the bathroom, and rejoined his family. He was surprised that Michael and Ben stayed over, being the perfect Stepford fags that they were. Emmett and Calvin stayed, which didn't surprise him. Ted and Blake went home. It wasn't supposed to be an all night party, but he quickly noticed that Brian's cousin's were turning this into an all night party. It was all his cousins that were in college, or just out of it.
"I don't think I have everyone's names right. Who's who? Everyone looks just like each other." Calvin said to Emmett. Emmett just looked and made a face, and Justin laughed.
"Ok so Bruno, and his fiance Lucy, who is Gus' teacher, they're sitting at the table with Bruno's brother and sister, Julia and Austin." Justin said and smiled. He pointed further down the table. "Jayden is dating Daphne. And his sister Maggie is sitting next to Daphne." Justin said. He looked over at the poker table. "That's Sam and Josh. I met them in New York, she's Sawyer's little sister. And they're playing poker with Regan, Phoebe and Evan. They're all brothers and sister." Justin said. Emmett shook his head.
"How do you keep them straight?" Calvin asked.
"I've stared at my cheat sheet a million times." Justin giggled out.
"Ok keep going." Emmett said. Justin nodded and looked at the ping pong table.
"Ok on that side is Georgia and Jeremy. They're brother and sister, and they're playing against Alix and Caitlin, who are sisters. And Tommy and Alyssa are waiting to play, and they're brother and sister." Justin said, smiling. "I need a drink." Justin said, going to grab Emmett's drink, but he laughed and pulled it back.
"Sweetie I think you've had enough." Emmett laughed out. He was right though. Brian walked out onto the back porch at that moment and glared at Emmett, who was hiding his drink from Justin. Brian looked around.
"Great. My house is about to become college central for these animals." Brian said as he sat down at the table. Justin laughed and sat in his lap.
"Think about all the hot guys they'll bring over though." Justin joked.
"And I can't fuck any of them." Brian joked, taking a swig of his beer.
"Never thought I'd hear Brian Kinney say those words." Michael joked.
"Neither did Brian Kinney." Brian said dryly, making them laugh.
"If he did he'd have to put a condom back on. He looooves fucking me without a condom." Justin told them. Emmett burst out laughing and Brian just covered his face with his hand. Josh sat down next to Brian, shaking his head.
"You're lucky my wife didn't hear that. She'd be announcing it to all of your new family who don't know as much about your sex life as we do." Josh joked.
"How do you know so much about their sex life?" Ben asked, laughing.
"Well, Justin tells Sam very intimate details, and my wife feels the need to share them with me. So I already know about the no condoms thing already, and I know why it's such a big deal." Josh said. He patted Brian's shoulder. "Good man by the way." Josh joked, making them laugh. "No condoms is a good deal. I don't know what it's like for guy on guy, but for a guy on girl, it's pretty kick ass." Josh joked, making everyone but Justin crack up. He was facing the other way on Brian's lap, but turned around to face him.
"You should totally try it." Justin said seriously, making Brian, Michael, Ben, Emmett, Calvin, and Daphne who had sometime wander over, laugh even harder.
"Yeah right. I think Sam would really tear my dick off if I did that." Josh joked.
"Yeah right. Knowing her she'd totally be turned on for you to do it. Encourage it." Brian said.
"We could go to Babylon and pick out some really hot guys." Justin told him. Josh stared at him, and then at Brian.
"Is her seriously trying to hook me up with a guy?" Josh laughed. The guys just laughed.
"He's so wasted. I got him to eat and drink a little, but not much to soak that up. And you know Sam gave him some more wine." Daphne laughed.
"Sunshine. Josh is into women. Not men." Brian joked, rubbing the back of Justin's neck.
"But he has no idea." Justin said loudly, making them laugh.
"Has no idea about what?" Brian asked, mocking him a bit. But Justin didn't know he was. Justin's eyes widened at Brian.
"What it's like to have his ass fucked." Justin clarified. Daphne just covered her face.
"What the fuck?" Evan asked. They all looked over to see that Evan and Jayden has just walked up.
"What type of conversation did we just walk into?" Jayden asked, alarmed. Daphne laughed and pulled on him to sit down next to her.
"Sit down and join their world. You'll never be the same after they educate you in the gay world." Daphne joked. Justin ignored them and leaned forward towards Josh.
"You have no idea what it feels like to touch your prostate. It will make you cum harder then you ever have before." Justin said seriously. Josh just shook his head in shock at where this conversation had led to.
"Dude how much drugs did Sam give him?" Jayden asked.
"And does she have anymore?" Emmett joked. Brian looked at Evan.
"I know you gave him E or something." Brian told Evan. He just laughed and shook his head.
"Sam gave it to me." Evan clarified.
"Figures." Brian joked.
"Justin I'm not gay." Josh clarified. But Justin just shook his head, and put his hands on Josh's shoulders.
"You don't get it. It hurts like hell at first. But we'll find you a nice guy who will go easy on you." Justin said. The group at the table was laughing so hard, except for Josh.
"I don't know if he's joking anymore." Josh said.
"I'M SERIUOS!" Justin said. Brian pulled him back to sit straight up in his lap, instead of leaning in Josh's face. He looked to Brian for help. "Brian come on." Justin whined. "We have to help him find a nice guy who will devirginize his ass and go slow like you did for me." Justin said. Everyone was looking over at their table by now, because the group couldn't stop laughing.
"Oh my God I can't take this." Daphne laughed as she wiped away a tear that was falling down her face.
"Am I giving off some gay vibe or something?" Josh demanded.
"Why you getting so defensive Josh?" Evan asked. Brian whipped his head over to look at Josh.
"I'm not getting defensive." Josh said.
"Kinda sounds like you are. Do you have a problem with gay guys?" Brian asked. Josh glared at him.
"Shut up asshole. You know I don't."
"Then let me find a guy to fuck you. I would do it myself but then Brian would have to put on a condom again. And I don't want to bring condoms on the honeymoon." Justin said, seriously upset at the idea.
"What is so funny?" Maggie asked as she walked over with Alix. Justin turned to look at them.
"Josh wants me to be the one to deflower him and I can't because Brian will have to wear a condom!" Justin said. The group just screamed in laughter.
"Woah!" Maggie said, as her eyes widened and she waved her hand.
"I did not say that!" Josh ground out.
"Your wife will so kick your ass." Alix told him. Josh glared at her, and Justin turned back to him.
"Josh I can find you a nice guy. I have plenty of nice gay men already in my phone. And there's no family weirdness. Like you don't have to be worried that I've fucked them, because I don't have any guys that I've fucked in my phone." Justin told him, like that was the biggest problem. Maggie and Alix sat down with the group. "Well no wait, I have Brian in my phone. But that's different. Me and Brian had a rule. No names or numbers exchanged with the guys that we fucked. So I can call some of them up for you." Justin said.
"What is so funny over here?" Sam asked as she walked up.
"Sunshine here is trying to get your husband a date with a guy to get his virgin ass fucked." Brian said. Sam's eyes widened, clearly not expecting that answer. She looked over at Josh and knew it was true, because of his red face. But then she smiled.
"Does that mean he gets to fuck me to?" Sam asked. She stood there just smiling, as everyone just laughed. Josh leaned forward and yanked her down into his lap, and kissed her passionately. After a moment he pulled away and looked at Justin.
"Not. Gay." Josh said to Justin.
"Not yet." Justin told him. Everyone just couldn't stop laughing.
"I'm going to pee my pants." Alix laughed out. Josh put his hands down the front of Sam's top and grabbed her boob, making them hoot and scream. She rolled her eyes and slapped his hand.
"Geez Josh. Not in front of my nephew." Sam said disgusted. She looked at Brian. "Brian turn around and let him cop a feel again." Sam said. Before anyone could say anything, Justin leaned forward and put his hand down Sam's shirt and grabbed her breast. Everyone quieted down, shocked. Justin made a face.
"I guess it's ok. I don't see what the big deal is. You can't fuck with it." Justin said. Sam yanked his hand out and covered her face, just laughing. Josh's mouth dropped.
"First he insists that I'm gay, now he just grabbed my wife's breasts." Josh said. Sam covered her face and just laughed.
"I just went to second base with her. Brian did you see that?" Justin asked. Brian could barely keep a straight face.
"Yes Sunshine. We all just saw." Brian told him. Josh slapped Sam's shoulder.
"This is all your fault. What the hell did you give him?" Josh demanded.
"What? Why are you blaming this on me? He's the one who's calling you gay. It's not like I came over and asked him, hey Justin grab my boobs." Sam said.
"Ok." Justin said, as he leaned forward again, but Brian pulled his hand back.
"Hey now Sunshine. Stop grabbing the nice ladies watermelons." Brian joked. She glared at him and smacked his shoulders.
"They're not that big asshole." Sam gritted out.
"You know maybe if he had gone to second base when he was a teenager, he would have turned out straight." Evan offered up. Justin turned in Brian's lap to face him.
"I went on a fucking home run when I was 17. AFTER I already slept with Brian. And I'm still gay. I was made to be gay. Once you get fucked by Brian Kinney, you'd never go straight." Justin told them. Evan hooted.
"Wait you've slept with a girl before?" Maggie laughed out. Brian eyed Daphne. She looked nervous, and her eyes went to Jayden, who was laughing. Brian tapped Sam's leg, and she looked at him. He eyed Daphne, and she gave him an odd look when she looked at Daphne. But then it dawned on her. Daphne hadn't told Jayden that she lost her virginity to Justin.
"Justin was just meant to suck cock, not eat pussy." Sam interjected, making them laugh.
"I didn't eat her pussy. I just fucked her. Well no, not fucked her. I was gentle. That's why she wanted me because she didn't want her first time to hurt. I'm a very nice guy." Justin said. Brian watched as the color drained from Daphne's face. Justin turned to Josh again and smacked his shoulder. "All you need a nice guy like me, who will take it slow your first time. It will totally be worth it. You won't be able to sit comfortably for a few days, but that's the good kind of pain." Justin said, and the group was off and laughing again. Daphne's virginity forgotten.