Is it sad if there are times when I have conversations with myself in my head and they seem like really interesting conversations yet when I get to Microsoft Word and type them they're hardly as cool as they were in my head…?

I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! But I'm pretty sure I own the voices in my head…or do they own me…?


Lal woke up way to early the next morning for her liking and she really hated that she couldn't fall back to sleep, but she was a morning person if she liked it or not so she did what any woman who loved the morning would do at five in the morning; she went and made herself breakfast in her pajama's, which consisted of a red tank top that showed her stomach and a pair of Calder's old pajama bottoms.

She skipped over to the fridge and got out things to make an omelet and got out the carton of orange juice before she went to work on her breakfast. While she was at it she made a fresh pot of coffee for everyone. Oh how she hated the mornings...


Fon woke up to the smell of eggs and wondered who was cooking. He got up, pulled on his robe and walked sleepily to the kitchen. What he saw was Lal at the stove, humming as she cooked! He couldn't believe what he was seeing.

"Good morning Fon!" Lal said in true cheerfulness. It was the first time he has actually seen Lal really cheerful! He had to admit he was scared.

"G-good morning Lal…are you sick?" Fon asked, walking over and putting the back of his hand against her forehead.

Lal giggled, actually giggled! "Of course not Fon," She said.

"Are you high?" He questioned, looking straight into Lal's eyes.

"She's just a really big morning person…it's scary I know…it stated last month…honestly we've all been truly scared for our lives for the past month." Elizabeth said, walking out of her room and into the kitchen. "Dad thinks she's plotting to kill us all since she's been making breakfast for all of us…"

"I made you an omelet Fon." Lal said, pointing to the plate that was on the table at the seat that he was sitting at the night before. There was one at Elizabeth's seat from the night before also.

"That was very sweet of you Lal…" Fon said as he sat down. He wearily took a bite and was very glad that he didn't drop dead.

"So how is it?" Lal asked as she bustled around the kitchen looking for things.

"It's very good Lal, thank you very much." Fon said, bowing to the raven haired girl.

Lal grinned and cracked two eggs into the pan she was using. Once done with her tasks Lal stretched and went to get dressed.


Colonnello and Reborn walked in to see two plates of omelets in the seats that they had sat in last night.

"Who made these kora?" Colonnello asked sitting down at the seat he was in last night.

Elizabeth and Fon exchanged looks; they didn't want to see what they would do to Lal if they told the two that she had made them. So they lied.

"I made them!" Fon said.

"Thanks man, they taste great." Reborn said as he took a large bite of his.

"Where's Lal, kora?" Colonnello asked taking a sip of the coffee that was next to his plate.

"She went to get dressed." Elizabeth said. She didn't want to show off the English that they taught her until they went out later today.

Colonnello pouted, "Awe, I don't get to see Lal in her pajama's kora?" He asked.

"Nope," Fon and Elizabeth said both grinning at his displeasure.

Reborn laughed at the disappointed look on Colonnello's face. "Better luck next time." He said, patting his friend on the back.


Lal walked in and sat down next to Elizabeth, taking a sip of the orange juice that was still at her seat. "What's the game plan?" She asked them.

"We're going to get dressed and you're going to call a cab for us to go to Frontier City." Reborn stated.

Lal nodded. "Sounds good enough to me," She said. "What are we going to do about this one? She doesn't speak English and I don't want to have to translate for her all day." She looked down at Elizabeth.

Colonnello grinned. "Don't worry about that my love; we took care of that for you kora!" He declared.

Lal punched him. "Don't call me that, and do you really think she can learn an entire language in one night…hell, I'm still trying to learn most of it!" She admitted without shame. It was after all the hardest language to learn.

"We taught her what we knew, and she was very willing to learn!" Fon said, still in broken English.

Lal glared at Fon harshly. "DON'T ATTEMPT TO TEACH MY SISTER ENGLISH WHEN YOU STILL CAN'T SPEAK IT YOURSELF!" She screamed, throwing a butter knife at Fon's head.

Fon chuckled and dodged the butter knife that ended up stuck to the wall behind him. "I was kidding Lal, Reborn and Colonnello taught both of us last night!" Fon told her.

"That doesn't mean anything!" Lal screamed at the Asian. "Those two can't even teach a duck how to quack!" She pointed to the two idiots in question.

"That's cruel Lal, it really is. We thought you loved us!" Reborn mock cried, hiding his face in his fedora.

"I never said I loved either of you two!" Lal screamed, ready to kill the morons she called her best friends.

"Really now, because I have it on video," Reborn said, taking Fon's camera out of nowhere and waving it around as if it were a prize.

"It doesn't count if I was drunk! We have a recording of you singing Hollaback Girl in a pink tutu!" Lal resorted.

"I WAS NOT DRUNK FOR YOUR INFORMATION!" Reborn shouted with pride.

"So…you do that kind of stuff for fun kora?" Colonnello asked.

Reborn nodded.

"What's a Hollaback Girl?" Elizabeth asked innocently, tugging at Lal's shirt.

"I'll tell you when you're younger." Lal told her. Elizabeth nodded; it made perfect sense to the nine years old that she was never going to learn…she'd just ask Fon when Lal went to sleep. She stood up and slammed her hands on the table. "Now all of you go get dressed while I go call a fucking cab!"


"Where to Ms.," The cab driver asked Lal when the five got in the cab.

Elizabeth looked at her sister with a pleading look 'let me say it!' her eyes pleaded.

The two Mirch's stared at each other before Lal sighed and let her sister tell the lazy looking cab driver.

Elizabeth cleared her throat before saying in a very horrible attempt of English, "Take us to Frontier City…KORA!"

Lal twitched and Colonnello grinned proudly. "Do you mind stopping at a liquor store while you're at it?" She asked the cab driver in a horrible attempt at staying calm. It scared all of them deeply since it looked like there was fume coming out of her ears.


Ha-ha so sorry about the chapter before this being completely random. It was just something that had to be done really quickly. This was supposed to be chapter 25 but then…well you know…

There you have it! Elizabeth said KORA! Ha-ha that was just hilarious to write I have to admit.