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Chapter 23: 501 Ways to Get a Girl
Bella's Perspective
I couldn't believe that they thought I had slept with Emmett! I mean Emmett is hot and everything, but how could I possibly sleep with him when I was so in love with Edward?
That's right, they didn't know I was in love with Edward.
Edward, Jasper and Alice were all standing there staring at me, impatiently awaiting an explanation of Emmett's unusual behaviour.
It was a really embarrassing story and I really didn't want to explain what had happened. Why could they just go after Emmett and get him to explain?
I considered lying and making something up that wasn't nearly quite as embarrassing, but I was a bad lair and I knew Edward and jasper would be able to see right through it.
"Well, come on tell us what happened" Jasper grumbled.
"It's nothing, really" I attempted to lie.
"You were never a good liar" Edward pointed out informing me that I wasn't fooling anyone, "Spill."
"Ok so I was taking a shower," I began, "And when I finished I walked out into my room without a towel around me because I didn't really think anyone would just be entering my room, but just as I stepped out of the bathroom I ran into someone and that someone happened to be Emmett."
"Wow, he is freaking out this much because he saw you naked?" Jasper asked in hysterics, he was finding this hilarious.
"Well that's not all of it exactly" I mumbled.
"What else happened?" Edward questioned, he seemed kind of angry but it was probably just my imagination.
"Well he was also kind of naked" I blurted out.
"What?" they all shouted in unison.
"I don't know why, I think he was just looking for shampoo or something, I don't even think he knew I was home" I explained.
"You both ran into each other… naked?" Jasper questioned.
"It was more of collision and then a fall. I kind of landed on top of him and then quite possibly accidently rubbed myself against little…well not so little Emmett in my panic to get off him and cover myself up" I explained in rush trying to get the most embarrassing part out in the open and over and done with as quickly as possible.
"That is classic" Jasper howled, pulling me into a hug, "Congratulations, you managed to sexually frustrate Emmett like no woman has ever done before, well done."
"It's not funny" Alice snapped, slapping him in the shoulder and giving him a look that said 'We need to talk…now." I had no idea what it was about but I just let it go.
"Come on let's finish dinner" Edward said, "Rose will be here soon."
"Ok I agreed" walking back into the kitchen with a slightly green looking Edward. He couldn't even look at me. maybe this would be a good thing, if he distanced himself away from me, it would be easier to distance myself away from him. This didn't make any sense, if I told him how I felt then I would ruin our friendship, if I distanced myself from him, which was my only other option I would still be ruining our friendship. Instead of being one of those win, win situations you hear about it's a lose, lose situation. Life sucks.
Emmett's Perspective
The only solution I could think was the elevator.
My brilliant idea consisted of trapping some hot young thing in a 'broken' elevator and then seeing if she would be interested in helping me relieve the sexual tension that Bella had built up.
Was I in over my head, most likely, was I going to try anyway, fuck yeah!
I took the elevator down to the bottom floor. I re-wired it once it had reached the bottom floor so that we would be stuck in their once the doors closed on the way back up.
I was so thankful that Edward had dragged Jasper and I into that stupid bookstore three years ago otherwise we never would have found the book '501 ways to get a girl' and I would have absolutely no idea how to re-wire a elevator. Thank-you Edward.
I walked across the lobby area and took a seat to wait for my perfect woman.
I didn't have to wait long, as soon as my ass touched the couch it had to leave it again because right them the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes on walked in through the lobby doors.
She was defiantly a model, tall, blonde and damn sexy. There was no doubt about it, I could tell by the way she walked and swayed her hips. Score! Please be willing to get with someone like me. Please. Please. Please.
I followed her to the elevator and got in after her.
I pressed the button for our level and she surprisingly didn't press a button to a different floor. Same floor!!!
The elevator rose slightly before it jolted which sent this goddess flying into my arms. The elevator then stopped moving and the lights went out.
"Shit!" she gasped, "Just my luck."
"I was just thinking the same thing" I smiled down at her, I could just make out the look on her face as she comprehended the meaning behind what I had just said.
I could just make out a slight smile as she looked back up at me, still in my arms.
As Bruce Springsteen once said 'When it come to luck, you make your own.' Hell fucking yeah, I just made myself the luckiest man in the world!!
"Might as well make use of the time we have" I heard her smile, as she stood up infront of me and started pushing her body against my own. "We will probably be stuck in here for a while right?"
"Right, we should definitely do something to keep us for getting bored, you know, do something to entertain each other while we wait for this lift to get fixed" I said.
"I have a great idea" she whispered in my ear, she was now pushing herself against me ever harder, more flirtatiously, more urgently. "I know exactly what I want to do."
"Really? What?" I breathed.
"You" she whispered before taking my lips between her own, so soft, so silky. Thank-you God. THANK-YOU EDWARD.
Rosalie's Perspective
I rushed to get ready after my shower, it had been a little longer than I had intended… oops.
I put of a nice pair of light, faded, figure hugging jeans, a tight white and black, short-sleaved hoddie and dark brown leather jacket.
I drove like a crazy person on the road, nothing new but still and arrived a few minutes late.
I walked briskly over to the elevator and got in. Behind me entered a guy that resembled a body builder only so much more attractive, he had green eyes that sparkled and the cutest little dimples when he smiled.
Argh, why did I keep running into such attractive men today? Old Rosalie was really struggling against her prison cell.
He pressed a button and I realised that it was the button to the same floor I was going to. This was going to be one awkward elevator ride.
A few seconds into the ride the entire elevator jolted and I went flying into that fine piece of ass' arms. Great. The lights then went out and we stopped moving.
"Shit!" I gasped, "Just my luck."
Could this possibly get any worse?
If he tried anything there would be no way that I would be able to refuse.
"I was just thinking the same thing" He smiled down at me, but he wasn't referring to it the same way I was, he was glad to be in here with me, fuck I wouldn't be surprised if he had planned this, gotten the idea out of '501 ways to get a girl'.
Fuck it, those dimples that I could barely even make out through the darkness had just caused me lose all sense of self control. All of it, gone.
"Might as well make use of the time we have" I smiled as I stood upright a pressed my body up against his, teasing him. I had seen the way he had been looking at me before the lights had gone out, I had no doubt about what this was doing to him. "We will probably be stuck in here for a while right?"
"Right, we should definitely do something to keep us for getting bored, you know, do something to entertain each other while we wait for this lift to get fixed" he said, slightly out of breath, me pressing my body against was most definitely turning him on.
"I have a great idea" I whispered in his ear, I was now pushing myself against him harder, making my presence more know and getting more of a reaction out of him. He groaned though I don't think he even realised he had done it. "I know exactly what I want to do."
"Really? What?" He breathed.
"You" the old Rosalie breathed over his neck before pulling away from his neck, towards his face and capturing his lips between her own.
'He tastes so good' was the last semi-coherent thought that passed through my head before our kiss got a whole lot more urgent and things got up more steamier in this elevator. One year and four and a half months of hard work just rushed down the drain… but it was sooooooo worth it!
***
The elevator started working again half a hour later. The lights went back on and we continued our journey upwards.
We looked sexed, his hair was a mess and so were his clothes, I could just imagine what I looked like, but truthfully I didn't really give a shit. I was pretty sure that I had the same cheesy grin plastered on my face as he had on his, a glowing, cheesy smile.
When the elevator came to a stop we both got out, our glowing, cheesy grins still in place.
"Which way are you heading?" he asked me, indicating to a hallway the led to apartments both on the left side and right side of where we were standing.
"Ah, this way" I answered, pointing left.
"Same" he smiled.
We walked down the hallway in silence and I stopped when I spotted the apartment.
"This is me" I smiled.
"No fucking way" he gasped.
"Yeah, why?" I asked confused.
"I live here" he answered.
"Oh my God" I gasped, "You are Edward's brother?"
"Yeah, I 'm Emmett" he smiled offering me his hand.
"I work at the garage where Edward and now Bella work, my name is Rosalie" I smiled in return, taking the hand he was offering me.
Edward's Perspective
The front door opened and we all turned our heads to see to was at the door.
In walked Emmett and Rosalie with the cheesiest 'Just been Fucked' smiles plastered all over their faces.
No. Fucking. Way.
Bella's Perspective
Oh My God! No Fucking way!
Jasper's Perspective
"Wet…top…Bella…shampoo… naked…warriors…sex…little Emmett…fifth wheel…can't take it…elevator…only solution."
No fucking way!
He so used the elevator plan out of that '501 ways to get a girl' book he and I had found when Edward had dragged us into that bloody bookstore three years ago.
I specifically remember calling shot gun of trying to get a girl via elevator first. The ass went against my shot gun.
Alice's Perspective
Wow! She looks amazing. What a great taste in fashion.
I wonder if she would like to go shopping with me, she would make and amazing shopping buddy.
May she is a model.
Oh My God, her, Bella and I are going to be amazing friends, I can just tell. EEEEKKKKK!
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