THREE WEEKS LATER

I am waiting patiently for my period to arrive since I should be getting it this week if I'm not pregnant, which I still hope I'm not. But if I am then I am, I just have to deal with it and I will love that baby with all my heart.

"Teddy, has it come?"

"Has what come, my period?"

"Yeah that…"

"No, and I'm really freaking out over it Spencer. I really just want to be on it right now so I can just relax and stop being paranoid."

"You know I'm not familiar with the "woman body and problems", but I thought you guys don't like being on it."

"We don't, because it's basically a crime scene in your vagina. And you don't even want me to go into when you sneeze or cough, Oh My Gosh!"

"Ah Babe, you know we men don't like period talk!"

"Oh really? PERIOD, PERIOD, PERIOD, PERIOD."

"And I'm going to absolutely hate it when our daughters are on theirs, three hormonal ladies in the house. I don't know how us, guys will survive."

"Spencer, Heather's gonna be long gone by the time Ariella is on hers dummy. Do you really think she's going to stay at the house forever?"

"Yes, I'm going to force her to. She's not allowed to move out and get married and have kids."

"Oh, so you are going to be one of those dads?"

"And what kind of dad am I going to be?"

"Never mind, but seriously I just want it to come already."

"Just go take a pregnancy test. It will make both your and my life much easier."

"And how would it make your life easier?"

"Because I won't have a bitchy wife."

"Oh so I'm a bitch now Spencer?"

"No, that came out wrong. I just meant—"

"I know exactly what you meant." I said interrupting him leaving the room. "You know Spencer." I said as I stopped and turned back. "You shouldn't be acting like a dick towards obviously a hormonal woman."

"W-What, I thought you are only hormonal when you are pregnant."

"Oh god, Spencer, I swear I'm going to sign you up for a woman class. Hey, maybe both you and Raymond can take it, since you both are totally clueless about women and their bodies."

"Wait, are they always hormonal because if they are then that would explain everything."

I face palmed my face. "I just can't, I just can't." I said leaving the room.

"You can't what?" He asked following me.

"Never mind, I'm going."

Spencer ran after me and grabbed my waist. "Come on Teddy, don't go or let me come with."

"Spencer let go of me. You're not longer allowed to touch me because apparently each time you do, I end up pregnant."

"Hey, we don't know if you are unless you take a pregnancy test, like I have been suggesting since day one. I'll even go out right now and buy some for you."

"No don't, it's pretty obvious that I am."

"Like I said a second ago, we won't know until you take a test."

"Spencer, my period hasn't come. Your condom broke. Do the math. I am supposed to get it this week, and I haven't yet."

"Maybe you're late. I mean you can be late, right? Or am I wrong about that too."

"I'm never late, but regular or maybe early. I'm only irregular after I have a baby and my body is trying to get back on schedule. And I haven't had a baby in almost two years."

"Hun, you act like having another baby would be that bad."

"It would be though, that's what you don't understand."

"How? Tell me how."

"First, we are only thirty and will have five kids. If you want another baby a few years down from now, hey I'm all for it. Second, the twins aren't even two yet, which means three babies to care for. Third, the older two will probably feel neglected since we would have three babies to care for."

"Those are some good points, but I doubt they will feel neglected."

"Ugh, yeah they would. Trust me, I know. My mom did have five kids."

"What, you felt neglected?"

"Oh god no, but I know Gabe did when Charlie was born and then Charlie did when Toby was born. Actually now that I think about it, all us kids did when each of us were born."

"Yeah, well our kids are definitely not like you and all your siblings. But Baby, seriously go take a pregnancy test."

"Ugh, okay. I'll be back."

I grabbed my keys and purse and got into my car and headed to a drug store. I bought a couple of tests and headed back to the house to take them. I drunk a lot of water and then headed up to my bathroom to take them. I sat on the toilet and peed on the two sticks I got. I got up and flushed the toilet and placed them on the sink counter and paced waiting for the results. As I was pacing, I saw Spencer walk in.

"Teddy, Hun, relax." He said rubbing my shoulders.

"I'm scared Spencer, what if they say positive?

"And if they say positive, then we will have another great child."

"Yeah, you're right."

I took a deep breath with Spencer standing right behind me with his arms around my waist and picked up both tests.

"Well?" Spencer said.

"I-It says I'm… I'm not pregnant." It took me a few seconds to realize what it says. "I'm not pregnant." I said once more more excited. "I'm not pregnant."

"That's great Hun." He turned me around and gave me a kiss.

"Mmm…" I hummed smiling when our lips broke staring up into his eyes. I hugged him. "I love you."

"I love you too baby." He gave me another kissed. "Now, relax, you're not pregnant, just late."

"I'm definitely not pregnant." I said smiling.

OKAY SO, THIS MAY BE THE LAST CHAPTER OF THIS STORY. AND I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE MORE STORY WHERE HEATHER IS TURNING 16, HAS A BOYFRIEND YADDA, YADDA, YADDA. AND THAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE LAST STORY OF THIS SERIES AND I ALREADY KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO END IT. MHMM… YEAH. KAY. WELL THANKS FOR READING THIS STORY AND REVIEW AND DO ALL OF THAT STUFF. AND YEAH, TILL NEXT TIME. BYE!