Loki steadied Darcy as they arrived in the large golden dome. He watched her expression change from anger at him to awe of their surroundings. He smiled at her with adoration but was quickly snapped out of his reverie when a deep voice addresse him and his love.
"Loki, Ms. Lewis, welcome to Asgard." Heimdall greeted them with a slight bow. He smiled slightly as she marvelled at his height and her muttering of "amazeballs" under her breath.
Once Loki could regain her attention they approached the rainbow bridge. He climbed up into his favourite horse and helped her up the enourmous creature. She had the most adorable dazed look upon her face.
"Is everything in Asgard huge?" Darcy asked, wide eyed.
"Well darling, how about you tell me tonight after I show you to where you will be staying." Loki whispered in her ear and she shuddered lightly and grinned. Loki wrapped his arms tighter and wrapped his arms around Darcy and began whisper sweet (and spicy) nothings into her ear for the rest of the ride.
At the avengers tower, Tony Stark was swearing in his lab. He had headphones on and didnt hear Bruce Banner enter the room. He kinda wished he couldn't hear anything. He had planted at least three devices on Darcy's person to gather intel on Asgard. Sadly right now all he was recieving was intel about Darcy and Loki's plans of the night and he was furious. Firstly because Loki had already wrecked two of his bugs, secondly because Pepper had been busy with wedding planning and running a multibillion dollar company so he's had a dry spell and lastly, goddammit he really doesn't need these mental images of his favourite kiddo out of the whole madhouse avengers family and he REALLY didn't need the images of Loki in there too.
Bruce tried really hard to get Tony's attention. He called his name, loudly. He held lunch under the man's nose as he sat with his head in his hand. In the end Bruce decided there was one thing left to do. He had to unplug Tony's headphones. Bruce expected white snake or black sabbath to fill the room. Naturally he was horrified when Loki's dirty whispers fill the room. Tony stood and turned to see Bruce holding his unplugged headphone wire. He looked like Pepper had just caught him building more suits. Or doing worse. Bruce blushed furiously.
"Tony, I had no idea you were this desperate." Bruce said in mock concern. Tony looked about ready to murder his best friend and he screamed at the top of his lungs, so loud that he was sure they could hear him in Asgard.
"BRUCE!"
Back on the horse, Darcy suddenly broke out of her reverie which had been induced by Loki's silvertoungue. She could swear she heard Tony's voice screaming Bruce's name. She turned back to Loki, tossing her hair from her neck.
"Did you hear something?" She asked, straining her ears to hear more.
"No darling, I heard nothing," Loki smiled and he pulled the final bug off of his beloved.
"And now, niether will Tony Stark." And with that he crushed the device in his hand and threw it down for the horse to trample.