Hello Everyone Exile here, previously on Children of Onme, I took back control from that annoying demonic freak. Tried to make Clyde feel better, and failed miserably, so I let one of the two new members of my party take temporary control to try and make him feel better. Worked a little better, so that's something. Two to go, Ronnie Anne Santiago, and Lincoln Loud.

Exile's POV

After creating a rift sending Clyde to the Greater Ark, The third and final clone makes his way to the Santiago household, I see Ronnie Anne, pounding on her brother's door. Yelling "Bro, the water is rising! We need to get out of here!" As if on cue, the door is unlocked on the other side. Bobby is gone, sent to the Forerunner installation along with the others with some strange residue residing on his bed. Ronnie Anne goes into his room and looks confused, she goes to his head and see's the indents of his body, she touches it and says "Ew, it's like clay." The clay starts to move creating a ring. Once completed, a portal opens, She steps through. Then I disappear.

Ronnie Anne's POV

I step through the portal and I look around, I see steel all around and types of stuff I don't recognize. I also see a man in black carrying a sleeping child toward an unknown destination. I squeak out a "Hello?" the man in black turns around a hood concealing his face and says in a happy yet insane voice "Oh Ronnie Anne, it's been a long time. How have you been?" The man starts giggling and says "Several eons for me! Why isn't she answering us! Cause you talked before she could answer! Tell us how you've been." I start stuttering and say "Where am I?" The man puts the child on his shoulder and gets a gun and aims it up to my head and yells "ANSWER THE QUESTION! GUN TO YOUR HEAD HA HA HA HA HA HA! How are you?" I scream and say "Fine!"

The man puts his gun away and say in voice that gives no hint of him losing his temper "Excellent. To answer your question, we are on the Greater Ark, one of the last remnants of the great Forerunner race. Know aren't they America on the galactic stage in a nutshell. Always trying to clean up someone's mess, when they should be building a hyper weapon that destroys the Flood Super Cell (FSC). Wait what is the Flood, what are illegal aliens? Wait does that mean that those aliens got to earth and I have execute them all!? No wait the other cop is saying illegal immigrants, eh then the Romans will execute them so not my problem. Whatever, good luck to them with Making America Great Again, whatever that means. Oh, and if you see anything that represents anything alien dating as far back as the creation of the planet, do the smart thing and don't blow it up!" I reply "Are you okay?"

The man replies "Well, thank you for asking, starting a conversation! Good for you. Anyway, no I am not okay, far from okay, I am ecstatic seeing you after all these eons. Course, you aren't my version of you." The man clutches his head and says in different voices "You failed her! No it wasn't my fault. You're weak! COWARD! Disgrace! I'm not to blame! You think I wanted to see them die? Ahhhh! Guilty of being a goddamn coward! RUN! Ahhhh! Ronnie Anne we have to leave! Don't worry about the others, leave them! NO PLEASE NOT HER AHHH!" The Man falls on the ground, the boy still on his shoulders and balls up crying then his crying turns into a madman's laughter and says "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, Like I said,I am not doing quite well at the moment. I am ecstatic. Just wait a moment, I have to deal with another one of our special guests! So glad I now have a body to work with!"

The Man disappears for a moment concealed in a sort of unnatural shadow. I look around for a moment and when I turn around he screams "BOO!" I scream in fright and he just laughs. "HA HA HA Oh that never gets old, and they say you're the toughest girl in school. Anyway my sweet, before we continue, I have to let you know, I will not be hurting you and neither will the other inhabitants on this facility. We all agreed, that we shouldn't hurt you for different reasons, but it was unanimous, which is almost impossible in this head of ours. How about this, tell me what you want? I think it would be better than what I did to the other thirteen humans."

Exile's POV

Dang it, Lincoln, why do you weigh so much for an eleven year old? I prop him in a conveniently placed bed for two in the Greater Ark's citadel and place him in such a position that he would continue to remain asleep. I see his eyes starting to flutter. No, can't have him getting up yet, I get a small needle and say "Clear!" I give him a small injection of sedative. Wait you don't say clear when you inject someone, do you? Defibrillator maybe? Ugh whatever it's done, it's done, got to get back to Ronnie Anne, knowing her, she'll do anything to defend her "Lame-o" of a "friend". I go back to Ronnie Anne, She is looking around confused that's funny! She thinks she is still dreaming. I say into the darkness knowing she can't see me yet "You know, you could just pinch yourself and see if you're dreaming." She does and says, "Ow, okay, not dreaming "

Her eyes go wide at that revelation. Reply to fear terror, but saying "Makes it all the more terrifying doesn't it." I step out of the darkness and she says "Why am I here?" I roll my eyes and say "You'll find out, I'm counting on it. Did you figure out what you wanted?" Ronnie Anne replies "I want to be in a relationship with Lincoln Loud and people to be cool with it." I smile and say "You know, you're the second person to have said that along with the protection of his family; past, present, and future. Don't worry. I'm cool with it. Besides, I have known all about your secret love life with your "Lame-o" from the very beginning. I can help both of you out, I can make it seem that you and Lincoln are just friends and only friends. They won't be inclined to tease you, since they wouldn't feel the flame that is the love you have for each other."

Ronnie Anne says "Hey don't get all mushy with me, also is there anything you can do about me becoming a chef." I reply with sarcasm "No, I can bring you to a spaceship, make people not see you love someone, but I can't help you with cooking." She says not understanding I was being sarcastic "Oh" I roll my eyes and say in annoyance "YES, I CAN HELP WITH COOKING!" I pull out a syrette and poke her with it injecting her with a sedative. She says "Why did you do… that...man?" She then falls unconscious. Ah the good old syrette, it's not as sanitary as the syringe, but it gets the job done quick and easy. I start dancing and I say "IASTA SA PIADPH". A portal opens and Phantasmaraneae, Twister of Flame crawls out, screeching at me. I Say to her in Enochian, "Oh it's you, are you still mad about the whole draining that soul before you did?" The Spider demoness hiss at me and replies in Enochian "I'm going to crush the life from your body! Then consume this girl, and make you watch as you bleed out!"

I say "So am going to take that as a Yes! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" I make a rude a gesture and say "So am I. You were rude to me! I am going to cut off all your legs, and burn you back to Paradiso. Then I am going to then am going to teleport you to a remote region and you will be there version of a Star a sun so I can create life. Imagine that me responsible for a new race! Afterwards I am going to do business with a nicer low life!" I spit at the spider. The spider lunges at me, I roll away from the spider as she tries to bite my head off! I growl and get out my switchblade. I say in Enochian "Now isn't this dimension great the first 5 minutes after coming back to this dimension more specifically to earth. I didn't know how to speech English, or what English was. Then this guy comes up to me and says "Give me all your money." He pulls up a knife this knife actually." I press the button down and the blade pops out. The Spider demon say in Enochian "Shut up!" The demon jumps and tries to stomp me, I roll away, and the spider misses. I then slash one of her back legs. The spider smirks and then She Screeches in pain, as the leg falls off .she says in Enochian "OW, I am going to take my time killing you!" I run into the shadows and slash at her two times, this time at her front legs. I takes a few seconds and she tries to bite me again, but she writhes in pain as her front legs fall off.

I say to her "As I was saying, you jerk, The Man tried to mug me, me being me, I laughed at him and he the fool stabbed me, he did it right in my heart. Killing my host, confining me to the spiritual and dream world once again. So I absorbed his mind, and made him go through hell and back again. I at least learned proper English. Still going through all his memories, but I am going through the memories from people I absorbed in the last dimension. Entertaining, if you ask me. Though I need more memories, more knowledge if you know what I mean. So over the past four weeks, I have been absorbing other people's minds into my own. Then the newspapers start reporting a mysterious man running around the city of Royal Woods, killing, then resurrecting criminals with purified versions of their souls. And as quickly as he came, he disappears, leaving no trace of evidence behind for the authorities. If they only knew who I, we truly are, then this war could end a bit sooner. They didn't know the cause of death."

The Spider Demon starts trying to crush me with it's remaining legs. It hisses "You talk too much you fool!" As I dodge the spiders legs I slash the other back leg and it falls off she screams in pain, and starts to fall down! I continue "What were we talking about? OH! Yes, this knife, it isn't a normal knife. This blade is infused with a soul of a satanic cultist, who attacked me. He wanted me to give it to the devil, I gave it to angel Justice instead HA HA! In exchange he enchanted this blade into something truly my own. When I use it on things like you, it's a double whammy! One is the damage the blade does itself, then seconds later the magic makes it like justice himself slashed you! Anyway, let's get this over with." The Spider tries to move, but I slash the two remaining legs on it's left side. The Spider Demon yells curses and profane language at me. In a flash I slash her two remaining legs, as left legs fall off. The right legs fall off I them smirk and say in Enochian "For being so rude, I am going to make this as painful as possible." I get my gun out my and fire a bullet grazing her mouth knocking out her teeth. She moans in pain and I laugh and say "One HA HA HA!" I fire another shot into her body, puncturing one of her lungs. "Two" I shot another bullet grazing her face, taking with it 4 of her eyes. She starts trying to beg for mercy. "Three" I transform in my Lumen Sage form. I say to her in Enochian "Next time, remember your manners." I throw the feather at the spider demon. She screams in pain as the fire starts to consume her body, her legs that are cut off burst into flames. I snap my fingers and the Demon and her legs are sent to a remote part of space, as the heat from the demon increases, making a star. Ha ha ha ha oh that was fun! What was I doing again oh yes her, bad luck running into that demon. The one good thing that it was one of her offspring, not the original. I transform back into my regular self.

I dance again and say "EMNA OL OXEX RACLIR" Another Portal opens and another spider demon crawls out. I give a small bow, and say in Enochian "Hello spirit of Phantasmaraneae. I would like to do a deal with you." The Twister of Flame replies to me "You killed one of my siblings, I will miss her." I roll my eyes and get my gun out and point it at it's head and say "If you plan on trying to take revenge, I'll just the pull the trigger and blow your ugly mug off." The Spirit replies "HOW DARE YOU!" I yell in Enochian "BOW! I'm Stronger than you, we both know if it were reversed you would be doing it! I said BOW!" The Spider tries to resist my will, but it reluctantly submits to me and bows. I say to it "Good, you pathetic arachnid. Now, here is the deal Twister of Flame. She wants to conceal here love for this boy, Lincoln Loud and be a good chef, however though I know she needs protection. So you need to turn her into an umbra witch as well. Normally I offer 50% to you, 25% to me and 25% she keeps. However I am still mad at your sibling, so by extension you. So you get 25% I get 50% and she keeps 25%. However, she, along with Lincoln have a greater destiny that only I know of. I shall interact with them myself. You can be her shadow. Gather the other infernal demons that did not make a contract with the Loud and Magnui clans and include them in ours except for Micantlecthouli, Baal, Jezebel and Queen Sheba. Lincoln is mine by the way." The spider demon says "How? How am I supposed to get the other big names her with 25% of a soul." I reply "I'm not asking you to get the morning star here. Or the low level idiotic pathetic cave dwellers. I am asking you to get more mid level people. And if the lowlifes agree to be part of her personal army, so be it. The more the merrier. Besides if you don't I'll burn you back to the Inferno, Purgatorio, or Paradiso, haven't decided yet. Maybe all three it sounds fun." The spider exits through the portal in fear. Only one left, ha ha ha ha, brother Lincoln.

One last person Exile has to deal with Lincoln! How will Lincoln react, what will Exile do? Will Exile be subservient to Lincoln and become part of him? No! What is the Magnui clan?To get answers to the other questions you will have to wait and read on! Until then, make your own destiny.