A knocking to the door.
'Fuck! We had a meeting arranged!' Hidan was jumping around the room with one foot in his trousers.
'What? You're leaving me here alone?'
'I surly can't take you with me princess.'
'I need to pee. Can I use the bathroom?'
'Fucking hell, women and their small bladders. Down the corridor, second to the right. But right after that you go back here or Hidi is going to be in big trouble sunshine.' He leaned over and kissed her. 'Don't miss me too much missy.' He run out of his room complaining about something loudly.
'You are probably the greatest idiot of all time Sabaku no Temari. From this day you officially have no future. If any of this will ever come out Gaara will bury you alive. And Shika…' She sighed as she put on her dress. 'Shika, what will I tell you. Maybe I should simply disappear out of your life. I can't look you in the eye, knowing how much I've just broke your honest heart.' Shyly she left the room and headed down the corridor. 'Second door to the left. That's what Hidi said.' She giggled and pulled the handle. She entered the room which didn't look like a bathroom at all. ' A bedroom? But…' She looked around and suddenly met a pair of red eyes.
'Gaara!' She jumped back shocked. 'Am I hallucinating?!'
'Don't know who you're looking for lady, but there are two things I am sure of.' The red haired moved silently towards her. 'My name is Sasori and you are not supposed to be here.'
'Sasori, master of the puppets. Dead, but he's alive…How can all of this be?'
'Aaa sorry..I was looking for the bathroom.' She giggled stupidly. ' I have no weapons, how stupid am I?! But I don't have my headband, he doesn't know I'm a nin.'
'Who are you?' Two puppets started to steal Temari's private space.
'Te…Temmy.' She murmured.
'Temmy? Who are you Temmy?'
'I'm here with Hidan.' 'Better be one of Hidan's whores than dead.'
'Hidan' He hissed with contempt. ' He should watch out where his girls are walking around, otherwise one of them could get hurt. '
'I'll be going. Sorry for disturbing your piece.' She turned around.
' Strange guy this Hidan. I already thought I have figured out his taste in women and suddenly he gets himself such a fatty.'
'Who are you calling a fatty?!' She hissed.
'You are not really skinny, the way he likes girls to be.'
'That is no reason to call me fatty jackass!' She turned back to him and gave him a killing look.
'No reason to be rude you uncultivated whore.'
Her blood was boiling but she left the room as fast as she could and finally entered the big bathroom with many showers and toilet cabins. ' Damn, how many are there? I would die for a shower…well maybe not die, but it would be great. No towel…but…whatever.'
The girl showered and sidled through the corridor hoping not to meet the weird copy of Gaara. As she reached the room she opened Hidan's closet. ' I need some clean clothes. What do we have here? Not a single t-shirt?! Sick guy. Oh, here is one.' She pulled it out. It was slightly wrecked but apart from that it looked rather clean. She put it on and started to go through the other drawers.
'Baby! I'm back!' Hidan jumped into the room with a big smile.
'It that you!?' Tem was holding a picture in his direction while sitting on the floor and looking through some big box.
'Woman, you don't know anything like privacy, do you?' He took the box from her. ' That's not for you. Give me the picture back.'
'That is baby Hidan, right?!' She smiled widely.
'Yeah…' He rolled his eyes.
'Oh please let me have it. PLEASE!' She looked at him begging.
'Under one condition.' He threw her over his shoulder and put her on the bed, she laughed like a little girl.
'What condition babe?' She kissed him.
'Stay.' He smiled gently. ' You'll probably drive me completely crazy and I'll try to kill you, but I am willing to give it a try.'
Her smile vanished and she looked him in the eyes.
'Are you mad?! I'm not one of you. I have to go back, I have duties to fulfill.'
'You are not one of us and you'll never be, but I talked to Pain and he said you could stay if you would never lose a word about what you saw. '
'Hidan, this is absurd! Crazy, absolutely idiotic!'
'So what?'
'What should I be doing? I have people there that will be devastated when I don't come back.'
'But you have me here. I'll be devastated too if you leave.'
'Hidan…'
He made a puppy face.