Fa la la la la, la la la~! I promised you I'd update and here it is!
Bookworm: Damn Sopa...
Mathew: Sopa? What's that?
Bookworm: Sopa, my dearest Mathew, is some bullshit law they're trying to pass to piss me off!
Mathew: Why?
Bookworm: *sighs* They're the government, ask them why they're trying to fuck up the internet.
Mathew: Weren't we gonna do something?
Bookworm: ...? Ya know, I forgot -_-''
Mathew: Me too...
Hidan: *Comes in out of know where* Read the damn story and enjoy it!
Bookworm/Mathew: Ohhhhh, that's what we forgot...
Mathew blinked slowly, "So you couldn't remember then?"
"Yeah." Becka said as both of them sat across from each other in the kitchen at the table. Mathew was eating some pocky Becka had found in the cupboards. She had just explained every single thing that had happened, expect for her accidently kissing you know who and then getting kidnapped.
"So what was it like being a cat?" He asked biting down on the pocky stick.
"Kinda weird, but I got use to it after awhile."
"Huh..."
"Yeah..."
"So is it always so boring here?" He asked rather loudly sticking his feet up on the table. Becka pushed his feet off, "No, just wait untill the Jashin bitch returns back from his mission with Kakuzu."
Mathew's lip twitched upwards in amusement, "So Hidan's your bitch?"
Becka shrugged casually, "Pretty much, just like Sasori's my whore and Kisame's my older bro."
Mathew then completely lost it. His head slammed on the table and the only thing Becka heard was muffled cries of laughter.
Konan poked her head in and stared at Becka, "Is he okay?"
She nodded doing a little wave, "It's alright, he'll be fine, just having a laugh attack."
The kunoichi stared in uncertainty before pulling her head out of the kitchen. After a few more moments, Mathew caught his sanity and took another pocky stick.
"So where do you sleep?"
"Upstairs." Becka said pointing up, "I share a room with Konan."
Silence...
"So will I be sleeping with you?"
"No." She said bluntly.
"But why~?"
"Because I don't trust you sleeping in the same room as Konan."
Mathew frowned, "You think I'm gonna do anything? Common! I'm only thirteen! What's the worst I can do?"
Becka gave him a 'do you honestly believe I believe you?' look. "Yeah, lets take a trip down memory lane shall we?"
Mathew snorted, "No, no flashbacks!"
"It's too late~!"
"But-"
-Flashback-
"MATHEW!" Came a screech as a boy, known as Mathew, came flying down the halls giggling like a made man.
He rounded the corner and slammed into a particular orange haired teen. Becka rubbed her forehead, "Watch where ya going Mathew!"
The messy haired boy stuck his tongue out at her, "Nyah~!" Then took off. Not long after he ran, Casey came running down with a red face.
"What happened?"
"Mathew stuffed jello in my bras!" The blonde exclaimed pointing to her chest.
Becka blinked.
Casey blinked.
"...-
"That's enough!" Mathew yelled breaking up the flashback, "I was alittle kid then! I've matured!"
Becka rolled her eyes, "Yeah, now you use pudding, right?"
"Then if I can't sleep with you, where am I gonna sleep! I'm not sleeping on the so you know!" Mathew crossed his arms as Becka sighed. "Alright, you win. Your sleeping in the immortals' room."
"WHAT?"
Mathew's jaw dropped, "What if they come back early?"
Becka rolled her eyes giving him a 'please' look, "Those idiots aren't gonna be back untill tommorrow morning and they're always late, so you'll be able to get up. They won't even know you were there." She explained, "You're also gonna change into something more appropriate."
Mathew coughed, "May I remind you Becka, oh dearest, I'm not the morning person. I'm not sleeping in Hidan's/Kakuzu's room or wearing their clothes and that's final!"
-Break?-
"I can't believe this." Mathew grumbled snatching the clothes from Becka's hand ungratefully. "If I die, I'm haunting you ass."
Becka karate chopped him on the head, "No cursing!"
Then with that, she left leaving Mathew muttering under his breath as he changed. After changing, Mathew began straighting his mop of a head in hopes making it look decent before going to sleep.
He had on a short sleeved silver shirt with the Jashin symbol imprinted in bold black coloring with a pair of black pants and white socks.
The black pants he had on were the stretchy kind, so he fit those perfectly and the shirt and socks were abit big, but they were strangely comfy.
Mathew shivered in excitement. He still couldn't believe that he was here, in the Naruto world, fixing to spend the night at the Akatsuki base! He squealed mentally before flipping off the lights and crawling into Hidan's bed.
He tried going to sleep, but he was far to excited! He wanted to see Itachi use his sharingan and see Deidara make clay explode! All the kids back at the orphanage was going to be sooo jealous when they find out!
Mathew paused mid-thought. How was he gonna get home? If Becka couldn't, how was he? He shrugged, like he really cared going back. Here he could become a kick ass ninja and summon giant animals! Not to mention he was staying here at the Akatsuki base, the most dangerous and feared criminal organization in the entire world!
Mathew was pretty happy that they were all still alive. But that made him oh so confused. Did that mean this was before the Shippuden series? And if so, would he be able to save them all from dying? But wait, Madara- er, Tobi was here. He came in after Sasori died so the time line was all whacked up. Thinking even more about this gave Mathew a massive head ache.
"I gotta start thinking less."
He said to himself as he turned and snuggled in deeper to the soft bed. Before he knew it, he past out.
-Break?-
Becka yawned as she stepped into the shower. She was dead beat exhausted, but a shower was what he most desperatly needed right now. After washing her hair and what-not, Becka lifted her face letting the hot water pour onto her face.
Turning off the water, Becka stepped into the foggy bathroom and wrapped herself into a towel. Her mind was off in another existance. How'd Mathew get sucked into the Naruto world? Were there gonna be more coming?
Becka shivered, she hoped not.
Mathew was gonna be a handle, if more were gonna come, the Akatsuki base would be redused to a child daycare or something. Mathew was the most troublesome orphan out of everyone. He was always pulling pranks, getting into fights, stealing eggs and hiding them in shoes, you name it.
After drying off and changing into her Pj's that consisted of baggy midnight pants and a tank top, Becka exited the bathroom and slid into her bed.
She grinned to herself. The Akatsuki was gonna get alot more lively now that Mathew was here.
DONE!
Mathew: So how's tomorrow morning gonna work out?
Bookworm: I donno, I'm still planning things out, hey Becka.
Becka: Yeah?
Bookworm: Get me some glazed donuts and creme soda.
Becka: What? No! Get them yourself!
Bookworm: *Smirks* You do know that you are a fictional character I can easily torture by making you do things, right~?
Becka: Fuck, fine! *Storms away*
Mathew: I want some donuts and soda too~!
Hidan: And get me a fucking sandwich and a damn beer!
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