A/N: Hello! This idea just struck me, and I hope you like it! :D Happy birthday, July 27s and 28s!


Kuroko and Aomine were playing a game of... Basketball?

They didn't seem to be on the same team, though.

And they looked older, too.

Suddenly, Kuroko took off his shirt.

The scorers were surprised, but said nothing, as, surveying the court, half of everybody else also had their shirt off for some reason.

Behold, shirtless men on a basketball court.

There were also these white powder lines following the bones in Kuroko's back, but nobody seemed to notice that.

Kagami and Aomine turned to stone, Aomine to silver, Kagami to copper.

With the (now blue?) basketball, Kuroko sent a fast pass to Kagami.

Except Kagami didn't catch it.

The ball knocked everything but his head and feet off, and the head fell, landing on his feet.

The rest of his body was flying with the ball and fell to the side of the court.

Weirdly enough, no blood came spewing out, like Kagami was some sort of put-together-and-take-apart attraction.

Aomine reverted out of his stone state, but he fell on his feet smack onto the court.

He couldn't get up.

Some guy with glasses and a creepy smile picked up the ball.

A yellow spotlight shone down on him from the right, with- Momoi? She was in the background in the light. The man smiled creepily again and tried to pass it, but...

Kuroko caught the ball. The spotlight immediately came to him.

In the same position as before, he sent the same type of pass to somebody called "Izuki", according to the crowd.

But what Kuroko yelled was not "Izuki".

"ZUKROLL!"

Izuki caught the ball, but it curved mid-route to Izuki, bringing force to it, and knocking him to the floor.

As he lay on the floor, a few seconds later, the word "Wasted" appeared above him in red.

The spectators looked on in shock.


Lily woke up and sat up in bed.

'Wow...'

She paused.

'Wait, what does Zukroll mean?'

Lily furrowed her eyebrows together.

After a few minutes of thinking, she smiled.

"Oh, I've got it! Take out the i's in "Izuki" and you get "zuk"!"

She pumped a fist into the air.

"ZUKROLL!"


A/N: Inspired by my dream today.

... It's so fun to say. Say it with me! :D *pumps fist in air*

ZUKROOOOOLLLLL!

(Sounds like it could be a food someday. XD)