You Know Me?

by TheGoldenSnitch1228

Nico's a pretty popular Youtuber. Will is the sort of prodigious blogger with a popular musician for a dad and a famous women's right activist for an aunt. All Will wants is a functional family. All Nico wants is to reach out to his viewers, and, of course, he wanted his dam contacts. Full summary with the story. Rated T for cursing.

26. IKEA and Twenty One Pilots

Hi! This is a sort of short one. I had a problem with the program I use to type this. It accidentally deleted chapter 1 and chapters 19 to 26. I was sobbing and moping for a while. I managed to get most of it back by copy and pasting from here, but I had to rewrite this chapter, and I chose not to write one part that would've made it longer, but was unnecessary and tiring to write.

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(Straightens camera on tripod and steps back next to Will, who is stood in their now emptied living room)

So... we broke our coffee table

NOOOoooOooo! WE did not!

(laughing)

You stubbed your toe on the table and then proceed to stand back up and then fall onto our coffee table, smashing it to bits!

(Laughing) I'm clumsy!

Didn't you play basketball?

yes...

(sigh)

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Anyway, today, we're building an IKEA coffee table, with a name I can't pronounce.

Reg-is-sor

Sure, we'll go with that

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From hell's heart, I stab at thee! (Nico stabs part of the box with a box cutter and then proceeds to slice the box open) A little Moby Dick reference, for you literature lovers out there.

Moby's dick? Shouldn't he be keeping that to himself?

It's- that's- Will! (Nico goes a bit red)

(Pleased with his 'clever' joke)

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I just wanna stay in the sun where I find

I know it's hard sometimes

Pieces of peace in the sun's peace of mind

I know it's hard sometimes

Yeah, I think about the end just way too much

But it's fun to fantasize

On my enemies I wouldn't wish who I was

But it's fun to fantasize

Oh, oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride

Oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride

Taking my time on my ride

"I'd die for you, " that's easy to say

We have a list of people that we would take

A bullet for them, a bullet for you

A bullet for everybody in this room

But I don't seem to see many bullets coming through

See many bullets coming through

Metaphorically, I'm the man

But literally, I don't know what I'd do

"I'd live for you, " and that's hard to do

Even harder to say when you know it's not true

Even harder to write when you know that tonight

There were people back home who tried talking to you

But then you ignored them still

All these questions they're for real like

Who would you live for?

Who would you die for?

And would you ever kill?

I thought you said you couldn't sing?

I can't, but I can rap.

You are just one big six foot two tall bundle of random talents aren't you

You're one to talk, Mister "I'm good at every art form ever."

(laughing)

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Pass me that hammer.

For what?

I need to hammer this thing in.

But the instructions say that that's supposed to go there.

No, look it goes here. Then you hammer that in there.

No look, it goes in th-

Fuck the instructions, it only fits there. See.

Nico...

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[They're sprawled out on the floor, having temporarily abandoned building the coffee table]

So you can rap?

Yep.

Anything?

Nearly.

I bet you can't

(sits up and leans against the side of their couch) Try me

(sits up next to him) Heavydirtysoul

(deep breath) There's an infestation in my mind's imagination,

I hope that they choke on smoke 'cause I'm smoking them out the basement,

This is not rap, this is not hip-hop,

Just another attempt to make the voices stop,

Rapping to prove nothing, just writing to say something,

'Cause I wasn't the only one who wasn't rushing to sayin' nothing,

This doesn't mean I lost my dream,

It's just right now I got a really crazy mind to clean.

Gangsters don't cry,

Therefore, therefore I'm,

Mr. Misty-eyed, therefore I'm.

Can you save, can you save my—

Can you save my heavydirtysoul?

Can you save, can you save my—

Can you save my heavydirtysoul?

For me, for me, uh

Can you save my heavydirtysoul?

For me, for me, uh

Can you save my heavydirtysoul?

(both laughing)

Is this what my channel is now? Just TOP covers?

Better than what you've got now

Hey.

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We're done!

No, look, this corner's wobbly. It's missing a piece to keep it stable, like the ones on these.

Ok, but where is it?

umm

Oh my- We lost a piece!?

Yep.

Ugh!

It's like a long wooden peg. It goes inside of the leg here, and then in this hole in the bottom of the table top here. See?

Ugh!

[Ten minutes of searching later]

You know what? You know FUCKING what? (Storms into the kitchen, comes out with a flimsy wooden spoon) Here! (He snaps it over his knee) Viola! (He puts it in place of the peg)(it fits perfectly)

Well, that works.

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So that's it for this video, leave a like comment, or whatever you want to do down below.

Links to my twitter, my tumblr blog, and my normal blog are in the description.

I hope you enjoyed, so that's it, bye.

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[LONG cut to black][like a minute and a half long]

[Cut to a clip of Will and Nico from immediately after the outro]

(Quickly and suddenly turns and pecks Will on the lips)(Stands up and gets really close to the camera) Bye, bitches! (walks off)

(Is sat, dumbfounded) Nico?(no reply) Nico are you leaving that in? (still no reply) Nico, did you just out us to the entire internet. (...)Nico?!

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Nico did a lot of things in the heat of the moment. It was easier for him. He over thought things a lot, and tended to get anxiety over them. His natural instinct to do something completely random and unprecedented made decision easier for him. Had he not been like that, he probably wouldn't have kissed Will in the first place, or ever say 'I love you', or even started a YouTube channel like he did when he was younger.

This, however, was not one of these times. It was during the editing process that he had to decide. He'd already talked to Will about it. They'd decided that, if they were both comfortable with it, they would upload the video and then upload a more serious video explaining everything later on, after their fans calmed down a bit. Now it was all up to Nico. He had to decide if he was going to post it or not. He'd kissed Will in the heat of the moment. That was how they were going to come out? With a random kiss and a "Bye, bitches"? Was that how they were doing it?

Nico was a natural at doing things in the heat of the moment. It made decisions easier. But, this time, no matter how much he thought about it, it was still the easiest decision he'd ever made.

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Introducing REGISSÖR- IKEA Furniture Building w/ my roommate

Oh, how the fangirls went wild

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So that's the chapter. I hope you enjoyed. Remember, feedback is appreciated, I love taking your suggestions, have a good day, and all of the good stuff. Thanks!

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P.S. While I was looking at the stuff I've written, I came up with the cutest idea for a chapter, but it would have to be a chapter in the really far future. I mean like last chapter far (unless I choose to do an epilogue or something).