It was a normal New Year for everyone. Asuna was making Japanese rice while yui and I get some quality family bonding time.
"Youre ad-"
"Yes I know I'm adopted"
"I was gonna say you're a piece of shit"
"Fite me"
"No your gonna cry"
"Why do people even call you the black swordsman if you're so white"
"That's feminism"
"Dad this dress makes you look fat"
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE"
"I just did"
"fite me right now 1v1 rust"
We logged out of sao and went to ggo the best mix of music of all time. I bought my trusty lightsaber while yui bought her cube of sand along with her. The countdown started
十，九，八，七，六
Look mum I can speak Japanese now
Once the round starts I ran towards yui and knocked her hands out of her sand.
"N-Nani?" Yui gasps in japanese. I tried to stab her with my lightsaber but I realize that she's an immortal object do whatever I do is redundant
Yui then 360 noscopes me from dust 2 rust and did a wallbang headshot play of the game match mvp and that went down in history
Moral of the story nobody liked s2