Author's Notes: Nothing new aside from me not owning Jack Sparrow who is from Pirates of the Caribbean which I do NOT own.

Chapter 26

Jack Sparrow lay beaten and bruised as the Doctor stood over him, panting heavily and glaring down at the pirate captain and Derpy looked love-struck while everyone else present seemed terrified.

"Well...first time I lost a brawl in a different dimension." said Sparrow before he lost consciousness.

"Okay, any pony else gonna suddenly appear in the TARDIS?" said the Doctor looking around and his response was silence and he sighed, "Good. Now then, let's see if we can't find a good landing zone."

The Doctor began setting coordinates into the TARDIS and it began shaking and everyone, except those that could fly, grabbed onto something and hung on for dear life, Derpy holding onto the Doctor who turned red in the face and began sweating nervously.

"Derpy, please release me and find something else to hold onto." said the Doctor calmly and Derpy released him and walked over to a railing and grabbed it.

The shaking stopped and the Doctor walked over to the doors, opened them and looked outside.

"Oops! Wrong world, sorry folks!" said the Doctor coming back inside the TARDIS and shutting the doors behind him only to have a black blur give him whiplash and the sound of breaking wood and he turned around to see a cookie-cutter outline in the TARDIS' doors and his eye twitched.

"HELLO READERS! How many people liked my entrance?" came Klaxon's voice outside the TARDIS and the Doctor stormed out of the TARDIS before shutting the doors behind him.

"GET BACK IN THE TARDIS YOU BLOODY IDIOT!" came the Doctor's enraged voice followed by a clang of a frying pan and then a horrified scream followed by the sounds of bones breaking, gunfire, and then the doors opened and the Doctor walked in, dragging a unconscious Klaxon behind him. The Doctor then shut the doors, which had repaired themselves, and threw Klaxon onto a couch and walked over to a control panel and sighed.

"Um, Doctor? Since when do you have a black mane?" said Derpy.

"What? What are you talking about? I don't have a black mane." said the Doctor walking over to a mirror and he looked at his reflection only for his eyes to widen, "I do have a black mane... ... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What's so bad about a black mane?" said Jack Harkness.

(So we avoid confusion: Jack Sparrow will be referred to as "Sparrow" and Jack Harkness will be referred to as "Jack")

"I have an evil clone who was Discorded, aka turned the opposite of what I am, and he has a black mane and tail, Pegasus wings, and is rather cruel."

"Discord, did you do something to the Doctor?" said Derpy flying up to the Chimera and getting in his face.

"No. Beats me as to why he's slowly turning 'Discorded'. This place cancels out my powers for some reason so I haven't done diddly-squat!" said Discord crossing his arms.

"How come it hasn't canceled mine?" said Klaxon getting up as he cracked his back back into place.

"You're a major anomaly. The TARDIS can't tell whether you're dead or alive." said the Doctor massaging his forehead.

"And that's how I prefer it. People being unable to tell whether I'm dead or alive. Although I don't enjoy it, I just find their reactions funny."

"You're a bloody idiot, you know that!"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me."

"Not unless someone uses telekinesis and throws the words at you." muttered the Doctor.

The word "idiot" is suddenly thrown at Klaxon and he hits the floor.

"Who threw that?" said Klaxon from the floor and Twilight and Dusk are seen whistling innocently and everyone present snickers.

"Okay, everyone, keep quiet and let me fly this thing!" yelled the Doctor as he set in new coordinates and the TARDIS began shaking again.

"YAY! MORE SHAKING!" said Pinkie and Berry as they vibrated from the TARDIS' shaking vibrations.

END CHAPTER

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And yes, this is connected to another story of mine which is currently a work in progress and I thought I'd have fun and besides, there's the Dimensional Rift still which not only allows characters or objects to come to the MLP: FiM universe but also leave it.