Hey, don't forget to check out my semi-serious story, "Jungle Escape." Wanna know my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn? Find out... Remember, I've answered my own crazy questions in another story form. "Twilight Revealed! Stupid Questions Answered" has me logically and illogically answering all of the crazy questions my mind comes up with. FYI: I don't own Twilight (But I really want to see Lauren's mangled haircut...)

Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 26)

126. What's harder – a diamond, or vampire skin?

127. I really like to make my house smell nice using candles and air fresheners. Do vampires have blood scented air fresheners?

128. How frequently do vampires shower?

129. Does Esme yell at the other Cullens if they bring in mud on their shoes? (She does have light colored carpet, after all...)

130. How do other vampires know not to go on Quilieute land? Quilieutes haven't had werewolves since the first time the Cullens came around, so how did vampires know to stay away?