Chief Wiggum

"Don't worry Bart will probably be okay," I reassure my little boy Ralph.

"Bart told me to burn things," Ralph can be so cute sometimes and moronic most of the time.

"But dad, what happens if Bart turns into a sleeping person?"

"Well then he gets to rest in a big bed that is underground and he probably live happily ever after in an underground fire."

"Wow, does everyone get a big bed?"

"Yes son, the beds even have a cover,"

"Is the underground fire hot?" I shrug my shoulders; I'm a police officer not a scientist. My phone suddenly rings and I gesture Ralph out of the room. I pick up the phone and here I displeased grunt.

"Hello, Clancy Wiggum,"

"Hey Chief, we retrieved Marge's car," Oh Eddie, I don't really care that he found Marge's car.

"And we also found out that the brakes have been cut."

"Get to your point,"

"Well its seems like a murder attempt, someone wanted to kill Bart or Marge," Someone wanted to kill Bart or Marge, I don't think Marge has any enemies or friends…. So it must have been the boy.

Alex

What have I done, lately Bart has become one of my best friends and I made him angry, very angry. He had so much to deal with, I knew I wasn't important to him or anyone but why did I persist on being such a loser? Why didn't I just shoot myself? Why did I have to be such an idiot to annoy Bart and make him do what he did?

"Alex!!!" Here comes his sister frantically running into my room.

"What?" I ask trying to act happy.

"Someone cut Bart's uhhh Mum's Brakes,"

"I don't get where you going with this, Bart's in a hospital…. And its my fault."

"No its not, someone wanted to kill him or mum, probably Bart, they cut off the brakes, none of this was your fault." Yes it was, if I had been nicer to Bart and just shot myself he won't have gotten so angry he stole his mother's car. Lisa suddenly hugs me, I am suddenly realising what a stupid mistake it was not to shoot myself first, I though they could help, they just made things worse.

"Bart is going to be ok, I know it," Lisa sounds full of hope, whatever hope she has left.

"And so are you," She adds. Maybe they can help me, but Uncle…. He gave me raped me anally and pushed me down and told me to suck. I don't want to think about this, when Bart is ok I'm going to do it, I'm going to shoot myself. I can't make it; I hope they won't be too sad.

"Lisa, I love you," She responds by saying she loves me. I'm not going to make it through.

"Can we go see Bart, I miss him" I really do miss him despite the fact he hated me so much he attempted or even worse, committed suicide.

"Ok, but I want you to promise me something,"

"Ok what?"

"Don't kill yourself," I look at the ground sheepishly because it was kind of what I was planning.

"Alex, Alex?" She starts to look concern and angry, didn't know you could mix those two together like she is doing. She sighs before taking my arm and dragging me to the hospital.

"Today I found my friends, they are in my head," I didn't realise I was in the hospital with all of Bart's friends and family around me, luckily for me it was a quiet slurred incoherent mumble.

"What was that sweetie?" Bart's mum asks looking at me with sorrow, I don't know if its cause Bart is in a coma or because she is feeling sorrow for me.

"Nothing," I mutter out almost as incoherent as my first statement.

"Mummy, why did the doctor say Bart is a vegetable," Maggie is so young and cute, full of questions and life. I wish I was like her, with a normal and loving family. I didn't realise how long I stayed there, everyone was gone except for me, Jessica and Lisa.

"Bart, I am so sorry," I suddenly say, give him a hug and run off, I can't believe what I did, and if I had shot myself he wouldn't have been involved in all this. I love you Bart, I wish I was in that coma, I deserve to be, and I would anything to bring you back.

Bart

Oh fuck I'm dead aren't I? I don't get this, why I am a ghost? I can see the people around me mourning; Alex is still alive which is good to know. Dam it, I feel bad for what I did. Suicide is mean, I hope she doesn't shoot herself, only I said that when I was alive. Why am I still at the hospital?

"Cause your bodies in the hospital idiot," Dam it I didn't want to hear that voice ever again but here we go again.

"Hey 10 yr old me,"

"Hi annoying older me with a stupid face," Uhhh I won't to kill that bastard, I don't want to be stuck her all entity with a younger version of me.

"Wait, what happens when I'm buried?"

"Heaven or Hell," Oh I see…. Well might as well enjoy being earthbound before I have to meet Hitler. I decided to leave my room when I am suddenly pushed back by an invisible force.

"What are you stupid? I told you're here because your bodies in the hospital." Oh well typical, I didn't enjoy life and I can't enjoy death.

"Well what am I suppose to do?" I am kind of pissed I am stuck her until they decide that I am fucking dead and burry me.

"Listen," Why? I made them all sad especially Alex.

"I miss Bart mummy, when will he wake up?" Sweet little Maggie, I must have really scared her when I threw my little fit at home.

"Don't worry, my special little guy will make it," Oh how your wrong mum, I shouldn't listen to this, it just makes me sad that I can't apologise for my last actions and the fact that I am actually not coming back.

"I will always love you, I can't live without you, I don't want anyone else," Obviously my darling Jessica who I won't get to see ever again.

"Boy, do you know where the remote is?" Predictable dad I say with a smirk while smiling, although this isn't a smiling matter.

"You were the best brother I could have ever had, I know we didn't always see eye to eye on things but I miss you much," The typical sister wishing her brother was still alive and is really remorse for what a bitch she has been speech. I heard they usually come with a hug but this one came with a hug and a kiss.

"Hey, Hey, that's for reuniting me with my father and that bagel you gave me," Uhhh Krusty is sometimes a little crazy just like any clown with bipolar. Bipolar is fun, you get really happy and then you get really sad and want to shoot yourself. Insomnia is even more fun when you don't get to sleep for days and days and listen to nirvana during school time and get your Ipod taken off you because you're not allowed to listen to music during class. It wasn't my fault; I was just trying to stay awake.

I listen to the rest of the regret, remorse and half asked apologies. These people will really good to me even though I wasn't good to them at times.

"That's right Bart; you weren't good to them were you?"

"Hey your too blame for most of it, the 10 year old me was so stupid,"

"I am not the 10 yr old you Bart, I am you,"

"Yeah a 10 year old me," He sighs as he gestures towards Alex. She looks beyond depressed; she looks more lifeless than my body does on the hospital bed. I wish I could help her, what kind of sick uncle does she have? He can't get any so he has to go to his hot niece. Asshole. Luckily my uncles never did that to Lisa or Maggie, although I don't have any uncles.

"Sideshow Bob was once your uncle idiot," Oh right, I may not had blood relatives that were uncles but my mum's sisters, Selma mainly, had been married her and there.

"I want to help Alex, I want to help myself, and this isn't justice!"

"What is Justice Bart? Is it the fact that you're paying for your crimes? The fact that you lashed out in front of these people before your death? What is Justice Bart?"

"Justice is what I deserve; I need to fix this,"

"You were just having fun weren't you? Just a few pranks here and there, now look at what you done, everyone is crying and in pain over what you did," Dam it how did a 10 yr old me get so much smarter than me?

"I want to fix this, Alex is my friend and I want to save her from this fate even if it means I'll burn in hell,"

Alex

I don't care for the anti-depressants in the world, I deserve to be dead, I deserve to burn in hell. Where is my gun, if Bart does wake up he will know I did this for a reason.

I can't continue to live like this. One of my best friend's is in a coma because of me, my uncle raped me, the sick freak raped me and told me not to tell anyone. I feel disgusted inside, dirty and sad. I wish I could start again, in a normal life away from what I had forced myself to be. I forced myself to be like mum and dad, so glamour and money hungry, I just wanted a loving family, a mum and dad not just two people who raised me up in a home. There is a difference between putting food on the table and having a shelter and teaching me how to be a person. You failed at the mum and dad, I hope you would think about what you did to me when I'm 6ft under. No one understands me, and when I seek help I end up hurting my friends. Good bye, please be strong, I hate you all and myself but I love you all too much for you too be around me.

I pick up my gun, I point it towards my head when two friends walk into my room, see what I was doing and restrain me. I don't want to shoot, I remember what happened to Bart when he tried to stop Maggie from shooting herself, and I don't want these too to get injured. Lisa and Allison hold me back from myself.

"Alex there is a better way, we'll get you help," I don't want help; my solution is so much better and easier. I don't want to go through a life where I have to regret what I did.

"My uncle, Bart, my parents," I slowly state before falling into my own river of tears.

"We'll get your uncle back, there is a better way, and we'll help you with your parents,"

"What about Bart," Lisa and Allison both look at me, trying to hide the fact that Bart is probably dead, the fact that he died because of me.

"Bart… he didn't do what he did because of you,"

"Yes he did it was my fault, I wish I could tell him how much I miss him," It's only been a week or so but still, knowing that one of your best friends is in a hospital because of you is a scary and sad thing.

"It's not your fault, he didn't mean what he said, he was a little angry, he wants you to live," That's a lie, Bart wants me dead. He wasn't a good friend, I am so lost and confused, and I make another strive for my gun.

"Where did you get this?" Allison questions me before shooting herself.

"Ahhh what the fuck?" Lisa grabs the gun and shoots herself too. No, I'm sorry, don't kill yourself, don't do it…. Please….. I awake in cold sweat with my two best friends standing over me. It was just a dream, well a nightmare to be exact.

"I love you too, don't kill yourselves please," They look at me confused, I want to ask why the fuck they are in my bedroom in the first place.

"Alex, please don't kill yourself, you had a nightmare, you were screaming and whatever it was, I know it involved someone killing themselves, that's how we would feel if you died," Allison was always smarter than me and she always make perfect logic.

"I won't kill myself, I promise," Lisa smiles; I know it was what she was waiting for since yesterday.

"Uhhh I look a mess, I look like you too." We all laugh as I continue to stare into the mirror, my reflection looks so shattered.

"You guys are going to help me right?" I ask suddenly and they laugh this time at me rather than with me.

"Why are you even asking such a question? We will do all in our power to bring you justice," Lisa was always smarter than me too, I can't believe I actually they are actually my friends. It makes no sense, they are the smart people and I am the self-centred little whore.

"Can we go to the police station? I want to report my rape," They nod as we make our way towards the police station, each one of them grabbing one of my shoulders. As I walk out of the house I see someone I didn't want to see.

"Oh hey bitch, did you like Uncle Morris's penis? It was nice and long in your tight little sweet ass wasn't it?" I want to shoot myself again.

"You sick and twisted freak," I can't believe my eyes as I watch Allison fly at my uncle with rage and smash the shit out of him. How the fuck is Allison that strong? My uncle is trying to fight back but he can't.

"Hey, Hey calm down…. What's going on here?" Looks like we don't need to go to the police station, here comes Wiggum.

"My uncle raped me," I embarrassedly admit as Wiggum pulls Allison off my uncle.

"Is that so?" He asks as he gets his handcuffs out, I don't know why he believes me so easily. I guess I and Ralph are good friends in some sense, I spent a night at the Wiggum's house and they are a nice bunch of people.

"Wait, I didn't…. she…..you wait you little bitch, when I get out I fucking swear I am going to kill you," The death threat sends shivers down my spine.

"Don't worry Alex, you'll be just fine, Ralph says Hi" Wiggum says before shoving my mentally disturbed uncle into the car.

"All is good with you darling?" Allison suddenly asks before hugging the lights out of me.

"…. I can't breath" I choke a little before she lets go of me, she is strong… a strong nerd, that's so cool.

"I'm fine I guess," I am not fine but I guess I'm getting there. They both smile at me; I can't believe I have friends that are this kind and patient.

"What about your parents?" Oh right….

"Ah screw it; I don't need loving parents when I got loving friends like you too…." I must sound like a retard saying that but whatever; it's from the heart…..

Bart

"Look Bart, you got to realise something, Alex will be happy once you're awake, but her depression won't go away, in fact I'm afraid that she might do something totally out of it and shoot herself." One thing stood out from that, once I'm awake?

"You said when I'm awake; I thought you said I was dead,"

"I never said that," A bright light, yeah another thing I hate is this bright light… I mean I'm going to be blind soon, flashed before me and I awoke in my hospital bed.

"Bart!!!" they all screamed as if I was a million dollars lying on the bed.

"I am so sorry Bart, I won't be suicidal, and there will be no talk of suicide ever again,"

"Alex, I'm sorry, I was in…. a fantasy land thing and all I could think about was the last thing I did, the fact that I had been so mean to you," She blushes a little and gives me a hug that nearly makes me go into the third coma this year. I hope this shit stops really soon, too many conversations with suicide mentioned, too many comas, too many people crying.

"Did you see Gerald at fairy world?" Uhhh I said fantasy land but whatever, I nod at my littlest sister who gives me a warm smile. I want to go home right now, I never realised I was still strapped to the hospital bed with a machine measuring my pulse until I jumped up and accidentally smashed it too pieces. The room erupted in laugh and cheer, something these people didn't do in a while by the looks of it. Oh I wish they would just leave me and Jessica in the room alone, I want to feel the familiars of her mouth again.

"How long was I in that bed for?"

"You were a vegetable for 6 weeks," Who tells Maggie these things? When Lisa was 8 she knew twice as much as I did, in fact she was probably smarter than most Professors.

"Hey darling, please don't go in the coma for another 2 weeks or so," I laugh at Jessica's joke and embraced her deeply. She returns the favour my giving me a warm and loving kiss.

"Bart, what did Gerald say? Does he miss me too?" Uhhh yeah, sure, why not? I nod at Maggie's question and she giggles in a childish manner.

"Did they find out who did this? I mean someone…. The brakes didn't work," I slowly stutter out, I don't know if they know that.

"No, But chief Wiggum is trying to figure out what happened, also he is trying to figure out who beat up my dad and me,"

"It was Skinner, I know that much, he confessed… right Alex?" Alex gives me a smile and nods, I guess she scarcely heard what he said but she still heard it. I decide to go up to her and give her a hug, and I kiss on the cheek which made her blush and Jessica look stunned.

"Alex, your uncle, we'll get him back,"

"You don't have to Bart, I told the police and they locked him away," Alex smiles at me, finally Wiggum was able to do something right.

"This might sound weird, I want to go home and watch itchy and scratchy Lisa," They all give out a small laugh but we decide to do just that. When we arrived home, Alex and Jessica decided to stay with us and watch the show, the violent show suitable for adults and children.

"Why did the mouse kill the cat?" Maggie cringed at the episode, it was her first time watching it, weird that since me and Lisa used to be addicted to the show.

"Hey, Hey Kids," Its Krusty, my favourite clown in the world.

"Hey… what are you doing here? Someone stop him," We watch the T.V as someone let off a shot, the camera fell down and all we could see was a side angle of Krusty's red clown shoes. I think I went into a coma again when I heard another shot fired and Krusty lying in his blood. His heart had been shot out and a disturbing image of it could be seen near the backdrop. Krusty was dead!

A/N: I am still not my best but I think you deserve this one. I'm sorry it if it's bad… or something…. Your reviews were really good; it made me get out depressed phase of the bipolar. Hey that insomnia thing about losing your ipod in class, that happened to me lol