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A/N: I am so sorry this took so long! I had major writers block.
I guess you Just can't Kill Canon
By: phix27
Harry was walking along by the Forbidden Forest one fine sunny day, when he heard it. A Mysterious Ticking Noise. So Harry goes to investigate. He follows the Mysterious Ticking Noise to a clear. And there he sees… Snape riding a white horse naked. What the hell? Harry thought. Then Snape spoke.
""Don't worry My Lord," he said, patting the horse. "I shall destroy Harry Potter with this pipe bomb!"
Suddenly, the bomb exploded, killing Snape and Harry. A few minutes later, Voldemort stepped into the center of the clearing. Smiling evilly, he spoke.
"Finally, I am free! Free to marry Hermione, for now Potter and Snape are out of the way! Mwahhhhhh!!!!!"
He walked back to the castle, going to collect Hermione and make her his bride- when he saw something that broke his little black heart. Hermione was kissing Ron Weasley. Voldemort was heartbroken.
"I guess you just can't kill canon," he said sadly.