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Tonight, we're camping out. Which I really have no problem with. We caught our own dinner, some kind of wild pig thing (Kaito said it looked like me, I punched him in the face) and Captain Yuri cooked it with some fire jutsu, it was pretty good. And then I had my extra extra food scrolls, which I dug into. Camping really is pretty fun. Right now I'm in my tent with Rei... but not Kaito. Why is Kaito not in the tent at 2AM? Because he's outside pretending to be a bear, that's why.

He doesn't even sound like a bear! He just like, walks up to the tent, shakes it, saying "Grrrrr!" and then runs away. Then he comes back, five minutes later. Because of this... stupidity, I can't sleep. And I don't even have any cookies. My desert scroll is empty. This mission has quickly become torture. Only one more night of this crap. We arrive tomorrow.

"Grrr!" Kaito shakes the tent.

"Ughhh... This is like, the fourth time..." Rei complains. "Get back in the tent and go to sleep!"

"GRRR!"

"Kaito, it's not funny anymore!" I yell, over the noise of the shaking tent. "Get back in here!" Alright. You know what? I'm actually going to go out and literally toss him into the tent. I'm done with this.

I crawl out of my sleeping bag and toss on a shirt. I unzip the tent door. "God dammit Kaito! Stop- Wha?" I find myself saying in surprise. I step out into the open clearing, and I collide with something... fluffy? "Oh, SHIT! BEAR! THERE'S ACTUALLY A- OH MY GOD!" I dodge a swipe of the bear's claws and turn around. I reach for my kunai belt. Damn. I took it off. The bear doesn't have a weapon, and I can't use Chakra Ropes on anything that has chakra, like a bear or a person. Rei comes running out of the tent.

"Sarah? Kaito? what's going- oh Shit!" Rei dives back into the yellow tent for a blade while the bear charges me. I'm not dying to wildlife. I connect my chakra ropes to a down tree trunk that's on the ground in the clearing and give it a massive pull. It shoots across the clearing, hitting the bear in the side of the head. I smile, triumphantly, as the bear... pops? Into a puff of smoke? Kaito and Captain Yuri tumble out of the smoke, each with an apparent lump on the left side of their heads.

"Ow.." Kaito nurses his new bruise.

Rei runs out of the tent, kunai in hand. "Where's the bear?"

"Defeated..." Yuri mutters, healing the side of his head with a green glow.

"It's two O-clock at night and you idiots decide to... Nevermind. I'm going to bed." I storm off towards the tent, fuming. They keep me up all night, and then they attack me while transformed as a bear? Frickin'... jerks. I climb into my sleeping bag, and Rei follows me in.

"Did you defeat the bear?" He asks.

"Yeah... Goodnight."

"Goodnight." He says. I hear the zipper of the tent open. Kaito sticks his foot in and ducks into the tent.

"Oh, no way! You'r sleeping outside tonight!" I yell, tossing his sleeping bag and pad out the tent door.

"Aww man, Sarah, please?"

"No! OUT!"

*Two Hours Later*

"Sarah, I'm scared! Let me in?" Kaito knocks on the tent door. "Can I come in now?"

"If you come into this tent, I will do things to you that you will never forget."

"Oh... But I have chocolate cake!"

"You have cake?"

"What are you guys talking about?" Rei's bleary voice comes from the other side of the tent.

"Yeah, I have two slices. For you."

"Hand them in through the vent flap."

"No."

"Give the cake to me."

"Only if you let me in the tent."

"Fine."

"YES!" He pumps his fist in the air. Thank you Captain Yuri!" He yells over the clearing. A vague, "No problem!" comes from the other tent where Yuri- Sensei is sleeping. And supplying Kaito with cake to bribe me with. You know what? I can deal with this.