I haven't gotten any reviews so I'll just assume you guys like it better as third person ^.^ But, I may be switching from first to third person throughout the chapters. Just so you don't get confused, Russia is in Germany's body, Germany is in America's body, America is in France's body, France is in China's body, China is in Italy's body, Italy is in England's body, England is in Japan's body, and Japan is in Russia's body
Just Like Every Other Day, Right?
On The Eighth Day Of Christmas
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight Body Switches…
Main Characters: Axis and Allies
"I told, it wasn't me this time!" Japan uncharacteristically yelled from across the table to the Chinese man. Usually, this is not a way to start a meeting, a world meeting especially.
"Sure you didn't Angleterre." China replies sarcatiscally with a French accent. "If you were able to make three gorgeous mes, how could you not be able to switch all of our bodies?!"
"Engla- I mean Italy! Why are you running around the room? Sit down!" America orders the Englishman who was running around the meeting room, being chased by… nothing.
"But Germany, England's right behind me!" England, or much rather, Italy replied starting to break into a sob.
"But I'm right here you git!" England's voice was heard but Japan stood up and raised his hand.
"Ok dudes, I'm really confused right now. Which one is Italy and which one is England. Also since China said 'Angleterre,' does that mean he's France?"
"Well, if everyone would just shut up and-" Germany (who is in America's body) was about to say more until he was cut off by America(who is in France's body)
"Oh my gosh! Germany said a bad word!"
"Ve? But Romano says words worse than shut up…" Italy says confused.
"Da. It's especially useful to quite the Baltics." Russia says with an aura emitting from Germany.
"Dude! It's not a nice thing to say man… It hurts people's feelings."
"You git! The only feelings that word hurts is little children and it's only because people use shut up when extremely angered so it can sound a bit harsh."
"England is right for once." China says in awe before continuing. "People use shut up when someone else is being ridiculously and obnoxiously loud, aru."
"However, there's better words than that. I mean you wouldn't say that to your parents would you?" Japan says, agreeing with America (like always).
England nods. "Ve~ I would never say that to my parents, it's extremely rude. However, when it's someone else whether you say 'shut up,' 'be quiet,' 'hush,' or 'shhhhhh' you're still trying to quiet the person. Anyway, people may think it's rude but if you think about it, whoever is being loud is being rude first. It's just a habit that when people are being rude there is a likely chance someone's going to be rude."
America's eyes widened. "Did Italy just say something… logical. No vway."
"Italy has a point." France says resting his head on his hand. "But, if you said that you're lover while you two are in the middle of-"
"We're not talking about that!" Britain interjected.
"Aiyah! We were first talking about who switched our bodies and now we're arguing about the word shut up! This is why we don't get anything done at the world meetings, aru." China yells, trying to lead the meeting back on track.
"Right." Germany says. "Now, we just need to figure who did this so we can have them change us back."
"I still say it's Anglettere."
"I told you it wasn't me! If it was, how come my body got switched too?!"
"You have the tendency to mess up."
"Are you questioning my magical powers?"
"Of course~ I don't think a 'proper' wizard would make that many mistakes like you black sheep of Europe. Even I know that, and I want nothing to do with magic~"
"S-shut up you-"
"Dude… We just went over this. It's a bad word.
"No, it's not!"
"Yeah it is dude."
America facepalms and Italy puts his face on the table.
We're never going to get back to our proper bodies…
Author's Note:
Ok. Don't get mad at me on this one XD. I'm not going to say my opinion on this only because it's just not needed. So, what do you guys think about me writing in 3rd person? Is it better than me writing in 1st person? I would really really like to know what you guys think! I swear I won't be mad. I would actually appreciate so it can help me improve how I write. Thanks ^.^
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