THE NOMINATED WORKS
Favorite Quotes
Vote for as many as you'd like…and by the numbers if you wish.
1. "A cooking pot and a cleaver."
"No spoon?"
"A good chef can do anything with his cleaver."
LeBeau and Hogan "Tape-and-Needle-and-Scissors-and-String-and" by aragonite
2. Although he was worried about Carter, Newkirk couldn't help it. He grinned at LeBeau, "Well, mate, just pretend you're baking a big soufflé. That ought to 'elp!"
LeBeau cocked an eyebrow at his friend and stepped over to the table. "I suppose you are right, Pierre. But if this soufflé explodes, I want no complaints. Do not say I did not warn you!"
LeBeau "A Mission for LeBeau" by katbybee
3. Anyone who swore honesty was a virtue had never met Carter.
Narrator "Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and..." by aragonite
4. Anyway, LeBeau finished his story. He said the girl had spiked his drink and had stolen his wallet. Served him right, I think. He should have been sampling cheese instead of girls.
Felix the Mouse "The Adventures of Felix the Mouse and his Human" by 2Lieutenant
5. "Birds would never leave me dashing 'andsome face alone. They are drawn to it; like a moth to the flame."
Newkirk in "Gloveless" by MoonyEstelChase
6. Burkhalter realized Klink was actually a man of three talents:
1: Chronic stupidity
2: Masterful emoting of horror
3: Packer of thousands of cubic miles of despair into a single monosyllable.
Narrator "Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and..." by aragonite
7. "Dyin' on one's own terms…sometimes it's the only weapon a man's got. Sometimes it's the only mercy left. And sometimes it's the only freedom 'e can 'ope for."
Newkirk "Freedom, Hanging by a Thread" by Signy1
8. Even though it's not generally a good idea to sleep on your victim, er, your dupe's bed, Goldilocks was feelin' right knackered. So, she sensibly decided to try out the beds…
Newkirk "If You Break into Someone's House, Don't Sleep on Their Bed" by MoonyEstelChase
9. "Golly." Carter shrugged. He looked up at Newkirk, genuinely puzzled. "All that because of one little request for ketchup?"
Carter "Faux Pas" by Visage
10. He paged up the next word in his vocabulary for which he didn't have a definition. Technically, no-one could fault him this. After all those years of having to copy down the dictionary in school for misdeeds various and sundry, there just wasn't a lot of words he didn't already know.
Author "Tape and needle and scissors and string and" by aragonite
11. He's their cook, but he's not just a cook. LeBeau is a firm rock and a volcano at the same time. Newkirk already knows they're going to wake up tomorrow morning to find something essential is missing, like the floor, or maybe gravity.
Narrator "Up the Ladder, Away You Go" by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit
12. Hogan realized that he didn't like the sensation of being in the same room as Klink without a single notion of what to say or do next. That he inspired this in Klink daily never crossed his mind.
Narrator "Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and..." by aragonite
13. Hogan turned. "What is it? Did you hear something?"
Patton smirked. His eyes grew sad. "As a matter of fact, I did. But it was nothing to do with the Germans."
Hogan looked confused. "Then what?"
Patton adjusted his pack. "You, Son. I heard you."
Hogan and Patton "The Example" by katbybee
14. Hogan was fairly unique among Americans in that he had actually survived a childhood spawned from such deep philosophical questions as "what would happen if I did this?"
Carter was another such soul-mate and it pleased him to no end to know he wasn't the only one in the world. But you have to survive the consequences of satisfying your curiosity by beating Consequences to the punch–or moving faster than the Laws of Physics.
Author "Tape and needle and scissors and string and" by aragonite
15. Hogan's normal rate of decision was about .00005 of a second, that being just a hair faster than karma's mean average of 9.8/m/s/s.
Narrator "Tape and Needle and Scissors and String and..." by aragonite
16. "I guess it's a good thing I can't speak French. I can't be mad about what I can't translate."
Carter "Faux Pas" by Visage
17. "I miss you Jac. But I will be alright now." His gaze took in the infirmary, the barracks, and the camp. In his mind he saw Paris, and all of La Belle France. "Someday, Jac, we will all be alright."
Louis LeBeau "Lost" by katbybee
18. "I'm not interested in Colonel Klink," the captain interrupted.
"Nobody is," Schultz said in an undervoice to Louis, who choked down a laugh.
Schultz and the skipper of the submarine "Depths of Despair" by Hildegaarde
19. "I think you mean 'Eighty-six," he said.
"'Ardly. I need those extra seven years."
Scott and Newkirk "A funny thing" by SigMoonKat
20. Klinky, the Iron Eagle
Had a bald and shiny head
And when he was embarrassed
It would turn a burning red
Narrator in "The Iron Eagle Song" by konarciq
21. "Mon colonel, if it were strudel, it would be perfection! This is ridiculous…I cannot do this! It would be just like that time I tried to teach Andre' to cook. I stood right there and watched everything he did, I explained exactly what he was to do, and it was still un désastre!"
"Colonel, at least when I burn a steak it doesn't blow up the whole camp!" Andrew sniped.
Louis LeBeau & Andrew Carter "A Mission for LeBeau" by katbybee
22. Moving at the speed of terror (which in many cases is infinitely faster than the speed of sound could ever hope to be), Carter flew across the camp looking frantically for a good defensive position. He found one.
Narrator, "Hidden Depths" by detectivejigsaw
23. Peter Newkirk usually got the standard Thirty Days in the cooler, and that wasn't including the punishment the Gov'nor would have to enact in order to make sure their scheme seemed realistic. It was the bloody short end of a ruddy awful stick.
Narrator "One for the Team" by Visage
24. "So, I complain a little here and there…it is as I suppose they might say, a little whine once in a while is good for the soul?" He held up the nearly empty wine bottle in salute. And the big guard began to laugh uproariously at his own terrible joke.
Schultz "A Little Whine" by katbybee
25. The tune was in his head long before he ever 'heard' it. It wasn't a song he knew, the singer asking if they'd 'given up and all gone home to bed,' and yet it seemed somehow familiar.
Narrator "I Keep Straining My Ears to Hear a Sound" by 96 Hubbles
26. "Though many dangers there may be in war,
The prisoner's lot's most perilous by far!"
Hogan "Shakespeare Writes 'Crittendon's Commandos'" by San Antonio Rose
27. "Why needs this truck repair?"
"Well, Newkirk is our engineer; let's ask.
Newkirk, without too technical a tale,
Please tell our commandant the reason why
This truck needs our repair."
"'Tis broken, sir."
Hogan and Newkirk "Shakespeare Writes Crittendon Commandos by San Antonio Rose
28. "You're no longer Olsen, you're Oberstleutnant Kurt Kannenburg. Now what do you say?"
"This is not in my pay grade?"
"Nothing we do here is in our pay grade,"
Carter, Olsen and Hogan "Not in My Pay Grade" by Snooky-9093