OH MY GOSH! It's a dream come true! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. THE STORY HIT 100 REVIEWS! *Screams* This is the happiest moment in my LIFE! 100! IT'S OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE NUMBER. KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Okie, enough with the fangirling, onto the story!~

BY DUR WAY. NOT CONTINUING FROM THE LAST CHAPPY. TOO DEPRESSING, AND IT'S GIVING ME WRITER'S BLOCK... *Shivers* Damn you Writer's Block... Thank god for having my friend AngelXReaper, I would have died of exaustion, and lost all my hair! Yeah, this chappy was pretty much her idea... With my twist of weirdosity!

-Lisanna's P.O.V-

"Mother of Mavis, Master! Why can't you send someone else! We have match making we have to do!" I complained. "For one, match making is your sister's job! And two, if I send any other members for this job, we're gonna be even more in debt!" Master countered. "Then why don't you send Levy-chan? Or Wendy?" Lucy asked.

"Because, if Levy goes, Gajeel goes, and if Gajeel goes, Pantherlily goes, and if those two go, a town will be destroyed!" The geezer screamed. "Relax, master. We'll go, and we'll be back in a few days. No promises... Lisanna might start getting intimate." Lucy purred.

"LUCY!" I squeaked. "Okay, okay, chill." I rolled my eyes, while Master stared at us awkwardly. "... What she said... We'll be back in a few days..." I grabbed the envelope from his hands and rushed out. "Don't you think Sting and Lisanna would make the cutest babies?" Lucy laughed.

"LUCE!" I yelled, coming back in the office to drag her out.

-Lucy's P.O.V-

"Aw, don't be embarrassed Lis, it's gonna happen eventually." I shrugged, and sighed. "Nope! I'm gonna adopt a kid from the orphanage instead!" I stared at her intensely. "But then they won't look cute! Or anything like you!" I whined.

"Fine! Then you and Natsu should start getting intimate, you know how long the guild's been waiting for bobble head Natsu and Lucy's?" Lisanna laughed, and I laughed with her.

Sabertooth's building came into sight after awhile, and I giggled. "We're that much closer to your boyfriend..." I teased. "Yeah, we're that close to your ex too." Lisanna mocked. "... Wait... No... I forgot! This is gonna be so awkward now! What do I do? What was I thinking!" I panicked.

"Relax. You're Lucy, when is anything ever awkward with you?" I sighed and smiled. "You're right! Kinda... I'll try my best! Kinda..." I mumbled. "Really?" Lis aksed. "Kinda..."

-Lisanna's P.O.V-

"Lucy." I paused worriedly. "Is that?" I asked. "... It is..." She gasped. "Minerva..." We said in unison. "Just relax, walk in there like you don't even see her! And maybe she won't bother us." I sighed. "Right." Lucy nodded.

We stood shakily, opposed to what we had just said, and marched towards the building without a care. Except for the care of being killed... We were composed-ish on the outside besides some shakiness, but on the inside, I'm pretty sure Lucy was ready to faint.

"Oi! Fairies." Minerva smirked, arms crossed against her bust. "Yeaaaah?~" Lucy stretched nervously. "Why are you here?" The purplette shot us an ice cold glare, if we were a fireball, we would be ice frozen by now...

"To deliver a package to Sabertooth and pick up our Master's granddaughter, what's it to you?" I said, proudly. Lucy gave me a 'Are-you-trying-to-get-yourself-killed'? look, and I giggled nervously. "So excuse us, but we have things to do after this." I smirked.

"Oh? That's surprising! You have a life?" Minerva chuckled. I rolled my eyes, and Lucy dragged me away. "G-gomene. She just means our match making hobby. So, if you'll excuse us... Please be decent and let us live..." Lucy mumbled awkwardly.

"... Wait... What?" Minerva asked. "I said: Gomene, she just means our match making hobby?" Lucy said once more, leaving out the last part. "... M-match makers?" Minerva stumbled to finish the sentence, surprising Luce and I alike. "Yeah?" Lucy nodded.

"Wait... Don't tell us? You're the guild's match maker?" Lucy smiled. "Somewhat." The purplette nodded. I glanced at Lucy reluctantly. "Any accomplishments?"

-Minerva's P.O.V-

"I tried getting Sting and Yukino together, but they both refused... Yukino probably does have feelings for Sting! I just know it! But Sting apparently, Sting has a 'girlfriend'." I rolled my eyes. We were getting strange looks from the guild... What was weird about me talking to some fairies?

"... Uh, that girlfriend is me." Lisanna said, a bit offended. "Oh..." I replied. "He wasn't lying? I'm sorry, he's had so many girlfriends in the past... So I didn't..." Lucy stopped me mid sentence. "It's alright. We get that Sting's a major playboy. But... Just wondering, how many girlfriends has he had?" The Blonde questioned.

"... Lisanna... Cover your ears." I mumbled. "Ranges from 50 - 150." The Blonde's eyes widened, and gasped. While the takeover sibling was relieved that she hadn't heard anything. "What?!" Lisanna yelled. "Stop covering your ears!" Lucy yelled back. "WHAT?!"

The Blonde face-palmed and pulled Lisanna's hands away from the her ears. "He's only had 17 other girlfriends." I smiled. "*Cough* Depends on *Cough* where you *Cough* put the decimal." Lucy snickered. I smirked a bit, causing the the white haired mage to pout.

"Okay, moving on." Lucy laughed. "How's Rogue?" I asked. "He's in the main office with Sting right now." I paused. "I tried to set him up with Yukino too, but apparently he's not over his ex-girlfriend yet. What sadistic bitch hurt him so badly?" I pounded on the bar counter.

"Yeah... That sadistic bitch would be me..." Lucy sighed. "... Did I say sadistic bitch?! I meant!..." I paused for a moment trying to think of a compliment. "Save it." Lucy frowned.

-Lucy's P.O.V-

"You guys dated?" Minerva asked. "Yup." I nodded. "Wow... You guys look cute together! Why did you break up?" Mini (She insisted I call her) asked. "Natsu, i-" Mini stopped me and nodded in understanding.

"Mini... Haven't you ever had a boyfriend?" I asked. "Yes. But I killed him." The purple haired girl said plainly, as if it were nothing. "That's... Nice..."

"He was a jerk. Relationships aren't my thing. But setting people up is." Minerva shrugged. "Oh..." I said, pitifully, while I glanced at Lisanna, and slightly nodded. "Mini... We're gonna find you a boyfriend!"

Ba-bam! Done! Who do you think would go well with Minerva? Any suggestions? Anyways!~ I'm doing a colab with my friend Julijulgran, it's called 'Rivalry Love', and it's a StiCy! Check it out!~ Please Review!~