26. Sasuke On Ninja Fashion.
"What," began Sasuke, disdain dripping from his every word in a manner that only a true blue full-blooded clan ninja could execute "are you wearing?"
Naruto blinked blankly and plucked at his luminous orange jumpsuit before squinting at his overly prissy team-mate.
"Clothes." He deadpanned.
Sasukes face twisted in pain as he struggled to contain his temper and limited patience.
"Naruto...YOU. Are. A. Ninja." He hissed "Your job involves stealth. You know, sneaking around and stabbing people in the spine."
The blonde scowled "Hey, I like these clothes and what kind of ninja stabs someone in the back?"
"A rather effective one." Kakashi interrupted from his perch in a tree "In fact, that's the general idea when it comes to battle. If you're facing someone head on then you've essentially failed to a degree and reached the point where hiding is impossible where you should fight all out to eliminate your opponent."
Sakura peered at the jumpsuit Naruto was sporting and frowned. "Sasuke-kun is probably right Naruto. That's a terrible outfit."
Sasuke glared at her sideways "I hardly think you're in any position to judge little Miss 'Primary Red goes well with pink.'"
The roseate kunoichi pondered her options and quickly jumped the last Uchiha. It was damn near impossible for someone of her level to hit him but she gave it a good try.
Naruto blinked and glanced at his jumpsuit before flopping down at the base of the tree where Kakashi was reading and watched the novel sight of Sakura trying to stab Sasuke.