AN - Apologies for the longer than normal wait but I just couldn't get this chapter right. I ended writing three different chapters and decided to go with this one. I'm still not happy with it but I also think my writing is shit so whatever.
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Shattered World
"So... who wants to start?"
"Ooh, ooh, me, me! Yang wants to go first!" The boisterous blonde said as she wiggled around in her spot on the couch while lifting one arm in the air.
Naruto rounded on her "Yang why are you even here in the first place?"
"I smelled a catfight and came to investigate!" She replied before sticking her tongue out playfully.
Naruto rubbed the bridge of his nose but waved his hand in a 'go ahead' fashion. "Fine, what do you want?"
"I know you and Blake have a thing going on but she's still my partner so I think I should keep her on weekdays and you can have her on weekends and holidays." Yang said in a faux serious tone.
"Yang," Blake hissed drawing said girl's attention "Stay out of this."
The golden bombshell pouted and crossed her arms childishly "You're no fun today Blake."
"As amusing as Yang's antics are, I believe we should get back on track." Pyrrha cut in, facing her body towards the faunus. "Blake have you come to a decision?"
Blake scowled at the floor for a few moments before nodding, "You won. I challenged you to a duel and I lost. I don't like it but if that's the only way then so be it."
Naruto tilted his head in confusion "Only way to what?" He asked, not receiving a reply from the faunus and instead turning towards Pyrrha who was steadily turning red and decidedly avoiding eye-contact. "Pyrrha?"
"They plan on sharing you." Yang bluntly stated seeing as the other two girls weren't about to do so any time soon.
Naruto was momentarily taken aback "What?"
Blake sighed and looked up, letting the scowl on her face recede "Pyrrha proposed that instead of us fighting and ultimately forcing you to choose one of us, that we instead should share you. I... my cat nature took it as a personal insult that someone would try to muscle in on my 'territory' and I attacked."
She took a moment to get herself comfortable on the couch before continuing "I essentially challenged Pyrrha to Kaliffee, in where if two parties were interested in the same mate then they would fight over the right to be with that person. As I said earlier, I lost, while it wasn't an official duel I will have to accept the outcome or take the alternative."
"Alternative?"
"Death." She replied, stone faced.
Naruto gaped at her for a moment "Woah, woah! Listen I care about you both a lot but I don't want my selfishness to get either of you killed because I can tell you right now that I'm not worth it."
Pyrrha sent him a stern look "What have I told you about depreciating yourself like that?"
"To not do it." Naruto replied quickly "The point remains however that I'm not worth dying over. I'm really not."
Naruto was about to continue ranting until he felt a weight settle next to him. Looking over he noticed a curtain of raven hair with a pair of twitching cat ears on top leaning against his side."Blake?"
"I don't want to lose what we have." She said, her voice coming out a little muffled from being pressed into his side. "Even with my instincts warring against me, I want to stay with you. If that means that Pyrrha will be joining us then I will make peace with it because you are worth it. Even if you are kind of an asshole who takes himself too seriously sometimes."
Pyrrha smiled having heard Blake's muffled words and joined them on the couch on Naruto's other side. "She does a point Naruto."
"That I'm worth it?" He questioned.
"No that you can be sometimes be an- "She suddenly coughed something that vaguely sounded like 'asshole'. Naruto just gave her a flat look which brought a smile back to her face.
"You know It's funny when I say it in a self-deprecating way but when you guys point it out, it actually hurts a little."
Pyrrha giggled into her hand and judging from Blake's shaking shoulders she too was amused. Naruto grinned lightheartedly and wrapped his arms around the two girls who wormed their way into his ancient craddle-robbing heart like some incredibly tenacious tapeworm.
"Thank you." His voice came in a soft but grateful tone.
Yang smiled briefly as she closed the door behind her, the smile slowly lowering as she leaned against the door to the apartment. Who knows? Maybe their fairytale will have a happy ending.
She fished something out of her inner pocket and stared into the blank face of her mother. You know now that I think about it... Blake and mom look a lot alike.
Shrugging to herself Yang pushed herself off the door and made her way back to the street below where Bumblebee was waiting for her. She placed the old photo back into her inner pocket and mounted her bike.
She glanced back towards the apartment window before turning on the engine. With a sigh she put on her helmet. "I need a drink..."
000
Back in the apartment Naruto had finally disentangled himself from the girls and was saying his goodbyes. "The mission shouldn't take too much longer now that we've completed the main objective. We should be back in a couple of days."
Pyrrha nodded and gave him a parting hug along with a kiss "Be careful Naruto."
Blake who was usually more disinclined towards being affectionate in front of others surprised him by copying Pyrrha's actions "Stay safe."
Naruto smiled and nodded "I will." In a flash of light he was gone once more.
Pyrrha turned towards Blake and asked "Are you sure Blake? You were firmly against the idea before. I somehow doubt some duel would be enough to change your mind either."
Blake sat back down on the couch as she considered her words "You're right, you winning didn't actually matter to me all that much. I did think about what you said however, about putting the person I care about first. I'm still mentally and instinctively against the idea of sharing Naruto with you but for his sake I'm willing to try at the very least."
Pyrrha smiled brightly and placed her hand on the shorter girl's shoulder. "Thank you Blake."
000
Naruto reappeared next to Sun and was momentarily stunned by the pandemonium he had just dropped into. "The hell's going on here?"
"Naruto!" The faunus said with a relieved tone "Things are bad right now man!"
"What happened? I wasn't even gone for that long."
"Dragons!" Sun answered, wide-eyed and scared. "Giant, scary fucking dragons! The drakes led them here and now they're attacking the base."
Naruto looked at him for a moment before rubbing the bridge of his nose for the second time this morning "It's always something." He muttered.
"Where's Raven?" Naruto continued after taking a moment to compose himself.
"On the upper floors planning the counter-attack." The monkey boy answered his fellow blonde.
"Well you know what that means right?" Naruto asked as he began walking away. "We're going dragon hunting."
"We? What the hell do you mean by WE?" The faunus was ignored as Naruto kept walking along. "Dammit Sun, you just had to pick that plane didn't you?" He cursed himself under his breath before running to catch up with the insane idiot that actually wanted to go out and fight those things. I'm going to die today... Oh god... I'm going to die a virgin!
It didn't take long for them to reach the top floor where Raven was commanding her troops. Skilled as they were, they were trained for assassination not fighting against dragons. With an S as in multiple.
"Raven!" He called out once they drew close enough. The woman looked up and shared Sun's momentarily relief upon seeing him from earlier.
"Naruto, thank Oum you're back." She said as he approached her desk. "I assume Sun has told you what's happening?"
"Bad shit?"
Raven frowned for a moment at the choice of words before conceding that they did in fact describe the situation for the most part. "Pretty much." She then turned a glare towards her brother who was leaning against the far wall. "Yet again my brother proves to be the reason why I can't have nice things."
"For the millionth time, I'm sorry." He said honestly "You know I can't control it."
Raven huffed and turned back towards Naruto who simply thumbed at the bay window where three dragons could be seen smashing the base. "Will you be joining me?" Was all he asked.
She nodded "My men are skilled but dragons are beyond their capabilities so they will be dealing with the left over drakes. The outer wooden ramparts have already been burned down and if we don't stop them soon, we'll all suffocate to death in here."
"So what's the plan?" He asked, turning towards the window to take a closer look at his targets.
"Kill the dragons and leave the island." She answered, "We were due for relocation in any case."
"Right, kill the dragons. Easy right?" Sun said to himself as he began shaking a little.
"You'll be fine, just stick with Qrow." Naruto told him "His luck is so bad that it even makes everything around him unlucky. Chances are any dragon chasing you will magically trip over Its own tail and break Its neck."
"That-" Qrow started only to take a gulp of liquid courage from his flask. "is sadly a distinct possibility."
"Wouldn't we also be caught in that too though?" Sun reasoned.
"Yep." Qrow answered with a resigned look.
"So I'll take big red over there in the back." Naruto said as he pointed at the largest dragon they could see.
"I will take care of the black one then." Raven nodded towards the significantly smaller and much more common black dragon.
"Guess we get the runt." Qrow shrugged seeing a smaller black dragon off to the side. "Works for me."
"Head down to the main hall, I'll relay the plan to my men." Raven ordered before heading over to the intercom and explaining the plan throughout the base. Five minutes later their full force was gathered at the front and ready.
"I'll head out first and grab Red." Naruto volunteered, a grin spreading across his face.
Raven nodded "I will follow you. Qrow, Sun you two lure your dragon away from the base while my forces deal with the drakes. After they finish that they'll be aiding you with your dragon."
"Got it." Qrow said with a nod.
"Open the doors!" Naruto called out and he set himself into a sprinting stance. The heavy stone doors took some time to open but Naruto only waited until just enough was cracked for him to rush through and charge the big red dragon.
The dragon didn't even know what hit it. It was simply minding its dragon business doing dragony things when suddenly WHAM, something hit it in the jaw and it smashed into the woods.
Thoroughly unamused the poor dragon rolled over to scowl at the creature that dared attack it only to growl in rage seeing that it was one of those filthy little humans. It wasn't even an impressive looking one at that!
Feeling its rage boiling to the surface the dragon let out a roar of dominance that for some reason had no effect on the little creature.
Naruto snorted. "Cute."
How dare he! The dragon swiped its massive paw with a speed that belied his great size and he assuredly crushed the little pest like the insect that it was. "You missed Red!"
Sure enough the little beast was still there, standing amused. Mocking him! How dare he? 'I the great Sarryx will put you down once and for all little human!'
Naruto raised an eyebrow as the dragon began roaring at him again in short bursts this time. It actually kind of sounded like when Akamaru would bark when he was talking to Kiba. "Eh? Well fuck you too mate!"
'Insolent little-'
Another right hook sent the creature stumbling. His jaw ached from the force of the blow. As unimpressive as the little monkey looked, he held a lot of strength behind those tiny arms. It seems I have underestimated the human. No more!
Taking a deep breath he reared back to prepare a most impressive fireball. Or at least he would have if his eyes hadn't bugged out from the force of the blow he just took to his stomach that interrupted the internal combustion of his fire causing Sarryx to cough and choke on his own fireball.
"Can't even breathe fire? What kind of a sad excuse for a dragon are you? Do you even have pride? Wait... can Grimm feel pride?" He suddenly stopped mocking the beast to ponder on the mental states of the creatures of Grimm. "I mean they can sense negative emotions but do they actually feel them themselves? I mean the bijuu could but-"
'Contemptible little ape! How dare you ignore me, the Great Sarryx, during a battle?' The great dragon roared after having successfully smashed Naruto with its tail.
Oh you son of a bitch. Naruto thought to himself, face mashed against the dragon's scaly tail. "Nou yu fukd uh." He tried to speak even with the massive tail crushing down on him.
He was never more thankful for old man Hagoromo's information dump on chakra control than he was now. Figuring out Tsunade's Strength of a Hundred technique wasn't so difficult after hearing about it from Sakura and now that he had the chakra control to match, bench pressing a likely ten-tonne tail off his chest was now apparently something he could cross off his bucket list.
"Now you fucked up!" With a yell of effort he threw the tail off his chest and reared back for another strike. Before the dragon could react Naruto's fist smashed into it's bone plated leg and smashed a section clean off before going around with a left hook to crush the fleshy bits under it.
The dragon roared in pain at the human pummeled his left leg. No longer to keep himself upright Sarryx fell to his side and tried to take another swipe at the human with his tail only for Naruto to leap over the appendage and run up along its length to his main body. "Now you fucked up!"
Sarryx tried to toss his off with his wing but Naruto dodged it. Then he tried rolling over on the human only for it to somehow continue running along his body seemingly unhindered by gravity.
"YOU. HAVE. FUCKED. UP. NOW!" Naruto roared as he reached the great dragon's maw and smashed his fist through the bone plating and into his jaw where Sarryx felt a few fangs loosen as his neck snapped back from the force of the blow.
Naruto breathed of heavily for a few moments before he realized what he had just done. "I just punched out a dragon..." He let out a small chuckled that rapidly turned into a full bellied laughed. "O-Oh Kami almighty I just punched out a fucking dragon! Hahahaha. I need a picture of this."
Pulling out his Scroll he flipped it backwards and took a picture of himself standing over the unconscious dragon with his fist raised up. Looking at the picture he grinned widely "Oh yeah, that's a keeper."
Putting his scroll away which somehow miraculously survived the pressure of being smashed by the dragon's tail, he made his way over to the monster's eye. Clearly it was still alive from the steady breathing so he decided to take this opportunity to test something out.
He could tell that this dragon was old, far older than the other two and a different color as well. And as history has proved the older the Grimm, the smarted they are... this one however wasn't just smart. It seemed to have an intelligence about it, he was almost entirely sure it was trying to communicate with him earlier.
Sadly for both however, he couldn't speak Draconic. Damn that'd be cool though.
Shaking his head to bring himself back on track. He pried open one of the dragon's eyelids and shifted his own eyes to the accursed Rinnegan. "Here goes-"
000
"-nothing? Woah." He took a moment to right himself. "Well that was unpleasant, kind of like when Kurama would kick me out of the seal."
"Human!" A great voice bellowed.
Naruto turned and wasn't all that surprised when he saw a mental representation of the dragon whose light he had just punch out standing there threateningly. Funnily enough he looked even larger with sharper fangs and teeth. Huh... a dragon with body issues. Amusing.
"Yo!" He waved jovially.
The dragon made to attack before stopping cold and giving Naruto an odd look. "Did you just speak?"
"I mean, I could ask you the same thing? While I haven't met many dragons I doubt they're big talkers. Then again a lot of animals back where I came from talked so... meh." He shrugged apathetically. "So then Red, looks like at least one of my theories checks out."
"Do not refer to me with such familiarity WORM! I am Sarryx, Archdragon of the Red Dragonflight!"
"Fancy title. I'm Naruto... of the Uzumaki clan I guess. Well not much of a clan really considering that most of my family was killed before I was born. But we don't talk about that." Naruto suddenly cut himself off before he began to ramble. "So uh- Sarryx, how long have you been able to think for yourself?"
Sarryx gave the odd human a questioning look. "What do you mean?"
"Well clearly you Grimm don't start intelligent. You learn, don't you? Eventually developing your own form of intelligence. I presume it to be a bleed off effect from the Bijuu. Likely pieces of their own intelligence lost and scattered among their chakra, eventually taking root in those Grimm that have lived long enough to become sentient as it were." Naruto explained his reasoning to the Dragon.
"Foolish child, I The Great Sarryx have always been! Born among the first of my kind by the Great Mother." The dragon boasted. Prideful little thing.
"Great Mother huh? I suppose the Grimm would come to see Kaguya as their mother seeing as she created them." Naruto nodded along before going back to something the dragon said. "Now you said among the first of your kind. Do you mean the first dragons or the first Grimm?"
The dragon considered ignoring the question and simply eating the human but the little monkey at least had a respectable amount of strength so he would indulge the mortal for now. Laying down on its haunches he simply answered, "Both."
Naruto nodded in understanding "I see. And you specifically mentioned the Red Dragonflight but nowadays only Black dragons are seen?"
The dragon gave him a meaningful look before nodding himself "The Red Dragonflight has long since gone extinct. My followers fought for the Mother and were slain for their efforts."
"I see." Naruto said sympathetically. While he personally wasn't all that attached to the Uzumaki clan, he did have friends that he held dearly all those years ago whom he had willingly given his life up for. "How many other flights were there?"
"Five. Black, White, Blue, Green and Red. Each flight was to lay siege to the kingdoms of man and allow for easier conquest while the Black flight served as her personal guard." Sarryx told him.
"Why have I never heard about this before? You would think dragons laying waste to the continents would at least be mentioned in history."
Surprisingly Sarryx shook his large head. "Because it never happened. The Blue, Green and White dragonflights declared themselves independent of her wishes and rebelled against the Great Mother. Myself and Otheria led our flights against these would be traitors. We put them down but lost many of our own in the process, followed immediately after by the campaign against the humans."
"How has the Black Dragonflight not gone extinct like yours?"
"Cowardice. Otheria's brood only attacked after my hot-blooded flight drew their attention." The dragon said with a hint of bitterness. "My own flight was too quick to anger, too quick to fight. They flew into rages that while allowing them to hold off three flights on their own, eventually led to a reckless death."
"Then the black dragonflight would swoop in and finish off the survivors." It wasn't a question and Naruto didn't need the dragon to nod to already know the answer.
"While the mother created my flight, her wars also ended it just as fast. Now I am all that remains of the Red Dragonflight, defeated by a mere human."
Naruto choose not to take offense to that. Nor did he even consider bringing up that he technically was part divine now. No need to bring back the god-complex. "Well in my defense I have a pretty mean right hook."
The dragon snorted a plume of smoke in amusement as he rubbed a scaly claw across his jawbone in phantom pain. "Indeed."
"So... do you still serve Kaguya?" Naruto asked, hoping to see where this dragon's allegiances lie.
The great dragon laid its head on his arms "I do not. In my many years upon this world I've learned the truth of the Great Mother and no longer wish to serve her, even now I ignore her calls and I am sure she will come for me one day."
Naruto gave the dragon a speculative look "What if I could help you with that?"
The dragon narrowed its massive eyes upon the blonde "How so?"
"Well one of two ways. Option A, I can place a seal around your lair that would block out all outside interference. Option B, the more fun of the two would be you join me in my fight against Kaguya."
"Kaguya?"
"What Salem called herself long before you were created. I along with an old friend of mine once sealed Kaguya away before recorded time, but like all seals it deteriorated over time and in recent ages Kaguya has gotten more and more freedom especially with the gathering of the Great Beasts I would imagine. It won't be long before she can step in to this world once more and she will be coming for her enemies." Here Naruto gave the dragon a sharp look "That includes defectors."
The dragon's muzzle twitch in annoyance "You speak truth human." It took a moment to consider its options. While the first would allow him to live his life in peace and solitude, the battle-lust that once consumed him began bubbling to the surface once more. At this human's side he may join the rest of his flight with once last glorious battle under his wing instead of laying in a cave waiting to die. "How do you plan on fighting the Gr-... Kaguya?"
Naruto grinned. His ability to turn enemies into friends seems to have popped up once more. "Well you see, when I unleash my full power I can match her own strength. Especially now that she's weakened. The great beasts might be supplementing her power but I can also take them away from her."
"I hardly believe you to be a match for Kaguya. Powerful you may be but-" The dragon suddenly stopped. In fact it felt as thought the inner world of his mind had come to a crawl. He literally could not comprehend what had just happened. "Wh- What was that?"
"That was me." Naruto gave him a smug grin as he continued "That was just a moment - a taste - of the true depths of my power." He would have continued if not for the fact that he was bragging Madara style again. Damn Rinnegan, he flares it for a moment and suddenly goes into god-mode.
Then again considering it was a true Rinnegan created from the fusion of both Brother's chakra it was understandable to some degree. Still though, tone that shit down Naruto.
While he was busy mentally scolding himself the dragon before him rose to its full height drawing the blonde's attention.
"What was your name once more?"
Naruto smiled a roguish smile up at the dragon and gave a short bow "Naruto Uzumaki, at your service."
The dragon bowed its head deeply, "Then I, Sarryx Last of the Red Dragonflight pledge my aid to your cause. I shall be ready to answer your call against the forces of the Great Mother."
"Pleasure to have ya."
000
As Naruto opened his eyes once more the outside world came into crystal clear view for miles away for a moment before returning to his normal sight. "Ugh." He held a hand to his head "Switching eyesight like that is seriously disorienting. I don't know how the Uchiha or Hyuuga do it... did it."
Moments later Raven's forces swarmed the clearing with a look of dread on their faces. Naruto looked around in confusion before realizing what likely had happened. He held his arms up and placated them "It's alright guys, false alarm. The dragon was about to get serious so I had to knock him out."
Apparently the outside world felt his little burst of power as well. Good to know.
"You... you really did it?" One member said in awe as she stared at the still unconscious dragon. "H-How?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow "Well I punched him of course. Gave him a good ol' right cross, went out like a light. For a dragon he's really got a glass jaw." The blonde demigod said while pointing out the fist sized hole in the dragon's bone plating on his jaw.
"You punched out a dragon." Another member spoke up in a flat tone. Though whether or not that was his normal speaking voice or simply born out of the situation was not readily known. "Not only that, you punched out an archdragon and went through its bone plating?"
Naruto blinked before nodding. "Yeeeeeah? I'm pretty sure that's what I just said."
"Who the fuck are you?" The same man asked, this time a bit of emotion coloring his voice.
Naruto grinned and flashed him a thumbs up "Naruto Uzumaki, professional badass."
"Clearly." Raven's normally deadpan voice came through as she stepped into the clearing where Naruto had lured the archdragon to. She had feared that the sudden burst of power marked the end of her new partner only to find him casually standing around as if punching out dragons was just something to do. "You were going easy on me weren't you?"
"Ah- well..." Naruto grinned sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head. He really hoped that Raven wasn't offended. "I mean... I kinda wanted to at least make it interesting?"
To his surprise however Raven simply nodded once in acknowledgement. "I knew the gap between us was large but not to what extent." She glanced at the dragon once more before focusing on the Blonde again. "While my pride may have been dealt a blow, this simply reinforces my decision to ally myself to you. As it stands, you are humanity's best bet against Salem and her army."
As dramatic as it sounded Raven wasn't exactly wrong. Kaguya was on a level all her own and Remnant was not ready to face her full might. Perhaps this was what Hamura meant.
It was a trick question. My choice wasn't whether to save humanity or destroy it.
It was to save humanity or let it be destroyed.
The corruption wasn't what he once thought, it wasn't the humans that were a blight upon the world but the Grimm that feasted upon the world's life energy.
His choice was simple, so much so that it wasn't even a choice at all. He would save this world, kill Kaguya once and for all and cleanse Nature of the Grimm plague.
Focusing back on the here and now he noticed that some of Raven's clan members were singed and smoking but altogether alright. Turning towards the equally ruffled Qrow he asked "So how did your guy's fight go?"
Qrow grunted and looked away, a twinge of red coloring his cheeks.
Sun scratched the back of his neck sheepishly. "Hey... remember what you said about the dragon falling?"
Naruto gave him a blank look. "It didn't."
"Well Qrow and the others were distracting it so I was able to jump above it and smash its head with my staff. When it turned to swipe at me it stepped on its own tail, tripped, and fell on its neck at an angle." Sun let out a mirthless chuckle "I guess that makes me a dragon slayer now?"
Naruto face palmed. "Dammit Qrow."
"I can't control it!"
000
It was later that night that Naruto sat on one of the walls that still stood. Raven's clan was working overtime getting everything ready to ship out come daybreak. He glanced up at the moon as he always did when he felt pensive.
Looking down at the people around him he couldn't help but think of his time on the moon. Most of it was but a flash and blur of events. A long dream that never seemed to end and yet ended in what felt like a moment only for him to awake hundreds of years later.
It was so easy to forget his own humanity when he spent the majority of his life looking down at Earth and the mortals that inhabited it. Mortals, he internally scoffed. Could he even call himself a human now that he was essentially immortal?
Weary as he was to call himself divine, even he couldn't deny that he sat a step above humanity.
*Beep beep*
Pulled from his thoughts he glanced down at his scroll that he had pulled out on instinct. 'I hope the mission is going well. Blake and I kept talking once you left and while still hesitant she at least seems open to the idea. I'll be waiting for your safe return. Good night!'
He smiled as he read the message from Pyrrha, he was about to reply when he saw that she was typing another message. 'Sorry! You were probably already asleep and I must have awoken you, sorry! I'm not terribly used to messaging someone like this, much less my boyfriend and I likely sounded like a clingy girlfriend and I didn't mean to, I'm just not used to this and... I'm sorry!'
And then things like this happened that brought him back down to earth. He smiled widely at Pyrrha's second message. It was rather endearing how awkward she could be about common things like dating.
Then again Pyrrha was likely someone who knew what he felt like just now. She was someone who was placed on a pedestal, someone who sat above the masses as an untouchable idol. She knew what it felt like to not have normal human interactions simply because she stood above the crowd.
Luckily for him however he had two awesome girlfriends that could keep him grounded and hopefully keep him from going the way of his cousin Nagato.
'The mission is going fine, we're shipping out in the morning. Sleep well Pyrrha, I'll hopefully see you tomorrow.' Naruto sent the message just in time to catch another being sent to him.
'The moon is beautiful tonight.'
'Yeah it is. You on the roof?'
'It's cold up here.'
'Steal one of my jackets.'
'It's not the same, I miss you.'
'Damn possessive cat.'
'Stupidly overpowered fox.'
Naruto grinned. 'We'll be heading out in the morning so I'll see you tomorrow. Don't spend all night on the roof, you'll catch a cold.'
'It's fine, I'll just pass it on to you.'
'No thanks, snotty Blake is not cute at all.'
'Screw you.'
Naruto yawned and got up, making his way over to his designated room.
'Night Kitty.'
'Night Fishcake.'
'I should have never told you about that...'
'Too late now.'
Smiling to himself Naruto laid down on his bed. Even if he hadn't already made up his mind on the subject, he would definitely save this world just for those two who for whatever reason gave him their hearts.
For that.
He would do anything for them.
AN 2 - Now I know and I understand that you guys want me to add Yang. Trust me, I do too but it is not her time yet! Not enough flags have been raised nor has Naruto progressed far enough down her quest line! There is a process to this, dammit!