Ch 26 Hawaiian Punch
Contestants : Rosalina,Bowser,Tanooki Mario
Elimination : Mario,Zelda ,Peach,Pauline,Diddy Kong,Toadette,Luigi,Cat Peach,Baby Rosalina,Metal Mario Toad ,Meowser ,Baby Rosalina,Dry Bowser,Mona,Dixie,Waluigi,Wario,Wendy ,Pink Gold Peach, Daisy
Ch 26 Hawaiian Punch
The episode opens at the point in which the previous episode left off, when Luma decides to hold a tie-breaker between Tanooki Mario and Bowser in order to determine who will proceed to the final two alongside Rosalina. In the confessional, Tanooki Mario admits his elation for managing to make it this far in the competition, but reveals he is also frightened of Bowser and wishes Pink Gold Peach was still in the game so that she could protect him.
Bowser claims that he let Rosalina get to the final two to install a false sense of security in her and admits that he is upset and embarrassed that he tied with Tanooki Mario and is imagining the insults his brother, Bowletta is compiling for him right now. All the eliminated contestants and contestants who did not compete in season three are watching the event to see who will win. Luma asked Heather if she would like to choose who would break the tie, or let Tanooki Mario and Bowser decide. She decided to choose for herself. Luma said, in a challenge booth, there are balls with different tie-breakers on them and Rosalina has to pick one. Rosalina goes inside and is pelted by golf balls, which were supposed to be ping-pong balls, as stated by Zelda, although a disappointed Luma had switched them. Rosalina knocks one ball through the glass of the booth, which hits Mario's forehead, knocking him out. Another ball gets trapped in her throat and she coughs it up. Luma forces Link to pick up the saliva-covered ball and read it out loud. A reluctant Link obeys, reading out loud that the challenge is a traditional Hawaiian fire dance of death.
Tanooki Mario and Bowser each have to wear grass skirts and a coconut bra while using jousting sticks to knock each other off their barge, which is set on fire, into shark infested water. The object of the challenge is to defeat the opponent, and then save Rosalina, who is tied to a pole that is set on fire. Believing that the eliminated contestants will vote to decide the winner of the final two, Rosalina wants Bowser to win because she believes she can stand a chance in a popularity contest against him. Bowser starts dominating Tanooki Mario. Pink Gold Peach and Daisy root for Tanooki Mario while Cat Peach roots for Bowser. Tanooki Mario attempts to fight back, but is distracted by Rosalina telling him that Pink Gold Peach is in danger. He turns to find her, and Bowser uses this moment of distraction to knock Tanooki Mario off the barge; Tanooki Mario is eaten by a shark after landing in the water. Bowser unties Rosalina and wins the challenge, which secures his place in the final two and successfully eliminates Tanooki Mario from the competition. However, everyone (except Cat Peach, who is Bowser's only supporter and Mario, who was asleep at the time) angrily glares at Bowser for almost killing Tanooki Mario. Dixie, who is in the peanut gallery, quickly steers her wheelchair into the ocean and saves Tanooki Mario from the shark.
Luma announces the first challenge in order to determine the winner, where the final two have to build sacrifice dummies that resemble their opponent to throw into the volcano instead of a vote. Also believing that he would lose in a popularity contest, Bowser is relieved to hear this. Originally, Luma had planned to throw real people in the volcano, but his lawyers had told him not to, so the dummies have to be made of wood and pineapples and must be made by people they choose to help them. Bowser picks Cat Peach and Mario, but he is still knocked out from the golf ball incident and cannot participate, so Peach does it instead. Heather asks if anyone wants to help her, which causes Tanooki Mario and Daisy to volunteer. Tanooki Mario then admits in the confessional that Rosalina has treated him nicely and that Alejandro deserves payback. Daisy helps out because she is a fan of Tanooki Mario. To make the challenge interesting, Luma forces them to sing the last song of the season, Versus.
Bowser: My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
Rosalina: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!
Rosalina and Bowser: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Peach: Is this thigh fat enough?
Bowser: Uh-huh.
Rosalina: Hey!
Daisy: Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Rosalina's cool but Bowser is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Bowser here through the shredder!
Bowser: That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!
Rosalina: Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!
Rosalina and Bowser: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Peach: Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Bowser: I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!
Rosalina and Bowser: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)
Bowser: Cause I just did it!
By the end of the song, Bowser's team finishes his sacrificial dummy first, giving him a twenty second head start. He also gets a wheelbarrow which Cat Peach won for him in an earlier episode. Rosalina ends up getting nothing. However, Luma lets her use the baby carriage Tanooki Mario won when she asks for it, but when she puts her dummy on it, it breaks. She then struggles up the mountain with a heavy dummy while Bowser speeds ahead and taunts her.
However, he then reaches a river of lava, and is forced to abandon the wheelbarrow. Rosalina catches up and Luma explains they have to cross the river while their helpers can cut or not cut ropes that hold dangerous obstacles above each stepping stone.
Bowser takes the lead and tells his team to cut the ropes. Rosalina tells her helpers to block them, which they do. Tanooki Mario tells the girls that there is a sale on mascara, which causes Peach to run away into the depths of the jungle, much to Cat Peach's exasperation. Cat Peach takes down Tanooki Mario by kicking him in the groin and then cuts a rope that nearly drops a piano onto Bowser; Luma then mentions that the ropes do not necessary match the correct contestant. Tanooki Mario then tackles Cat Peach to prevent her from cutting the ropes and the two fight offscreen, with Cat Peach eventually gaining the upperhand and pinning him. Meanwhile, Bowser tells Rosalina he is going to win and she yells, "No way, Bowletta!" at him. This angers Bowser because Bowletta is the name of his older brother who taunts him all the time, especially by calling him "Bo." Tanooki Mario laughs and keeps calling Bowser 'Bowletta' when he hears this. Bowser is infuriated by this, and quickly continues up the volcano. Tanooki Mario then throws Cat Peach off of him and cuts a rope, intending to throw a trap onto Bowser, but instead, it drops a cage on Rosalina, which allows Bowser to take the lead again. A sad Rosalina is on the verge of quitting, but Daisy gives her a pep talk, telling her that she is the good guy in this battle for the million. Rosalina, after realizing that for once she is the hero, escapes the cage and continues the race.
Bowser reaches the top where everyone is waiting. He is about to throw his dummy in the volcano until a crying Rosalina arrives. She tells him she worked so hard for this opportunity and that Bowser will win and leave her. Bowser answers by expelling a secret to her. He tells her she has stolen his heart. Rosalina then admits that she has feelings for him, too. Some of the contestants are shocked by this, while Baby Rosalina (along with Meowser, Link, Toadette and Mona), who had already noticed the attraction several episodes earlier, doesn't. They are then are grossed out when Bowser awkwardly kisses Rosalina. However, Rosalina then knees Bowser in the groin and throws him off the volcano on a melting ice cube.
The other contestants (except Cat Peach) cheer for Rosalina and the downfall of Bowser. Smirking, Rosalina explains that while having a boyfriend would have been nice, having a million dollars would be even nicer. Rosalina then throws her dummy into the lava and then jumps around in triumph. She stares in happiness at the case of money when some local Hawaiians ask if any pineapples were thrown in the volcano. Luma then admits he made the peanut gallery stand in front of some signs that say to not throw pineapples in volcanoes. Everyone is worried about the volcano erupting when suddenly, a feral Mr.L appears and attacks Rosalina for the case,
managing to snatch it from her, only to fall into the volcano with it. Everyone runs from the erupting volcano and they trample Bowser, except Rosalina and Luma who just pass by him. After being run over by Mona's dolly, Bowser is completely covered in lava flowing down the mountain. The rest of the cast members are heading for safety by swimming farther out into in the ocean, where Luma is about to sign off, when Mr.L is suddenly shot out of the volcano and crashes right into Luma and Mr.M's boat, sinking it. All of the contestants (except Rosalina, Bowser, and Mona) laugh, but then swim away when flaming rocks start bombarding them. They all leave Rosalina behind to complain if she will get her money after all. She is unable to finish asking, when a massive flaming boulder, significantly larger than all the others, hurtles towards her. She screams and tries to swim away, but the screen turns to static just as the rock is about to hit her.
Post-credit scene
After the credits, there is a scene showing Luma in a black robed outfit with a hood and cape, asking Chef Mr.M if the machine will work, to which Chef Mr.M shrugs noncommittally. Bowser is seen on an operation table. His skin is charred, most of his hair is gone, and his limbs are crushed, twisted, and mangled from the cast trampling him. He is being placed into the Drama Machine with the mask slowly being lowered onto his disfigured face. He arises as the machine and asks if the money is safe, to which Luma informs him of its fiery demise. Bowser dramatically screams "Nooo!" and in response, Luma only chuckles and then calls him a spaz, ending the episode.